Best facts:
If you are going to Hell for the first time, you really should: take some beer
When you want to lose weight and fail it's probably because: your sitting there reading this as opposed to doing sit-ups.
If you want to stop spam. for the first time, you really should: do not use email
If you are going to Hell you should always: commit more sins.
If you are going to Hell and you want to push the limits, try to: pray for rain
If you are going to Hell for the first time, you really should: wear something cute
If you are going to Hell and you want to push the limits, try to: ask for a drink "on the rocks"
If you are going to Hell you should never: bring gasoline
When you are going to Hell it is not the same as ... because ...: being married because marriage is much worse
If you are going to Hell for the first time, you really should: enjoy yourself.
Latest facts:
If you know the boat is sinking you should never:
take a nap bille
If you have a new baby you should always:
respond to your baby's cries
If you have a new baby for the first time, you really should:
read dr. sears "the baby book"
If you have a new baby you should never:
follow the advice of sleep trainers like ferber, weissbluth, hogg, etc
If you have a new baby you should never:
let anyone tell you you are spoiling your baby by loving them
You know it's the last time you have a new baby when:
you nurse right into menopause
These sites will help you when you have a new baby :
phdinparenting.com
If you want to go to Germany it's probably because:
it is the best ever
You know it's the last time you want to go to Germany when:
never
When you want to go to Germany your "mortal enemies" are:
italy
If you want to really have too much money you should have those things:
an umbrella
If you have too much money you should always:
enjoy the confusing of the prestigeous bank clerk by asking to say the real amount of money in your account
If you have too much money and you want to push the limits, try to:
withdraw in loose chain
If you want to change the world and you want to push the limits, try to:
open currency exchange between dollars and your world's money, announcing it is compulsory according to your laws
When you want to change the world and fail it's probably because:
the exchange rate you cannot afford
If you want to change the world and you want to push the limits, try to:
call everybody intruders into your perfect world
If you want to change the world you might like this about it:
you can change the world as many times as you like
If you want to change the world you won't be happy to know that:
you won't be satisfied with the change, as you'd probably want to change the world again
If you want to change the world you might like this about it:
changing yourself is way easier
If you want to change the world for the first time, you really should:
give 700 billion dollars to the banks
You know it's the last time you are invisible when:
nobody laughs at your tricks anymore
When you are invisible and fail it's probably because:
you find quad damage powerup
If you want to own an island it's probably because:
you rent your current island
If you want friends it's probably because:
you just registered at facebook
If you are abducted by aliens you should never:
play doctors and patients
You know it's the last time you are abducted by aliens when:
the aliens decided that you are too boring
If you are abducted by aliens and you want to push the limits, try to:
teach poker rules and play with the spaceship at stake
If you are abducted by aliens it's probably because:
you live in the middle of nowhere
When you are abducted by aliens and fail it's probably because:
they invited you to come aboard
You know it's the last time you are abducted by aliens when:
you receive permanent interstellar visa
When you are depressed your "mortal enemies" are:
falling rain, moving mountains, without you, hot n cold, 9o'clock mailman
If you are depressed and you want to push the limits, try to:
write a book for kids
If you are depressed you might like this about it:
most likely you won't like it
If you want to really are buying a used car you should have those things:
positive conclusion of psychiatrists consillium
If you are single for the first time, you really should:
celebrate as there is no other first times
If you are single you might like this about it:
it's indefinite unless you decide otherwise
If you want to really have a new baby you should have those things:
800 mcg of folic acid daily
If you cant stop laughing and you want to push the limits, try to:
ask the priest if there is anything you could help him in the mass
When you cant stop laughing and fail it's probably because:
you tried to watch hamlet in theatre being serious
You know it's the last time you cant stop laughing when:
you start over