If you Use Linux or other Unix derivatives on a daily basis you might like this about it:
you have a choice of KDE or Gnome as desktop
compiz Fusion scares the pants of Vista
most of Windows applications can be run under Wine
most needed applications written on linux
never defrag again!
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If you Use Linux or other Unix derivatives on a daily basis you won't be happy to know that:
the viruses require compiling - so it takes a lot of work to get your computer infected
the most important Windows applications that matter, won't run on Wine
the driver support is a little iffy, but older hardware is probably supported even if it's obsolete
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If you Use Linux or other Unix derivatives on a daily basis then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
man man
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If you want to really Use Linux or other Unix derivatives on a daily basis you should have those things:
time to browse the web to find how to do something uncommon
the will to share knowledge
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If you Use Linux or other Unix derivatives on a daily basis and you want to push the limits, try to:
recompiling The Sims2 for your own usage on your Linux computer
use the console-only Linux
sudo rm -rf / , break at random point and restore the system without reinstall
recompile kde4 with qt4 every day
get alsa and oss to play nicely
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When you Use Linux or other Unix derivatives on a daily basis it is not the same as ... because ...:
playing around, because Windows have their best games
macOS because Linux is open-source
dos. both have black consoles, but..
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When you Use Linux or other Unix derivatives on a daily basis it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
windows, because there are windows and buttons too, doing pretty much the same tasks
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When you Use Linux or other Unix derivatives on a daily basis your "mortal enemies" are:
97% IT users
apple users
windows users
money men
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These sites will help you when you Use Linux or other Unix derivatives on a daily basis:
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You know it's the last time you Use Linux or other Unix derivatives on a daily basis when:
you try to run Crysis under Wine
you have sourcemag linux %)
you start thinking "hey, this is just like vista!"
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When you Use Linux or other Unix derivatives on a daily basis and fail it's probably because:
you were afraid to ask for help
you do not know how to use it
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What would be different in the idea (you Use Linux or other Unix derivatives on a daily basis) if you had a million dollars:
public awareness
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If you Use Linux or other Unix derivatives on a daily basis it's probably because:
i like it!
you got hooked too
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