This topic was born in Reverse Suggestan as a bad guess:
If you want to be a famous architectare 600ft (200m) tallyou might like this about it: you could landscape parks to resemble your innitials visible from space
If you are 600ft (200m) tall you might like this about it:
you could carry the olympic torch around the world in no time
your wide smile could actually lighten a small village
you can tap the egyptian pyramids
now you can bully anyone
you have the ultimate birds-eye-view
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If you are 600ft (200m) tall you won't be happy to know that:
if you ever find a woman to marry - your engagement ring will be your financial death
you won't be able to leave your footprint on a starred tile in hollywood
you can't be a resident of luxemburg - you won't just fit in there
you can't become drunk - there's just not enough booze for you
you need at least 10 cows for breakfast
people can see up your pants (if you can afford any)
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If you are 600ft (200m) tall then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
basketball
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If you want to really are 600ft (200m) tall you should have those things:
really big pants
really big axe and ox
really big shoes
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If you are 600ft (200m) tall and you want to push the limits, try to:
pickup some girls at the local pub
take the picked girls to the top of empire state building
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When you are 600ft (200m) tall it is not the same as ... because ...:
being 200m tall
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When you are 600ft (200m) tall it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
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When you are 600ft (200m) tall your "mortal enemies" are:
godzilla
airplanes
jealous midgets
light breezes
chuck norris
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These sites will help you when you are 600ft (200m) tall:
hownottosteponanything.com
betoilettrained.org
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You know it's the last time you are 600ft (200m) tall when:
god calls tells u to stop looking in his bedroom window
you take out a splinter from your hand and it turns out to be eiffel tower
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When you are 600ft (200m) tall and fail it's probably because:
u used giants stadium as a toilet
you stomped a country
you pooped and made a landfill out of ny
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What would be different in the idea (you are 600ft (200m) tall) if you had a million dollars:
you could finnaly afford shoes
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If you are 600ft (200m) tall it's probably because:
or you were just born unlucky
the luckiest person alive!
u are exposed to a unique mix of chemicals
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