If you are a Mac user you might like this about it:
apple make all your choices for you.
compatibility with Windows is not your worst enemy
black polo neck sweaters
you're hot
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If you are a Mac user you won't be happy to know that:
inside a mac there are the same components than in a PC
most of the programs in the world are made for windows
macos x is actually based on unix
you start missing good games left on a pc
apple make all your choices for you.
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If you are a Mac user then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
everything that begins with an ' i ' letter
totalitarian regimes disguised as benevolent government
smug self-satisfaction
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If you want to really are a Mac user you should have those things:
an elitist attitude
a cool sweater
a mac
not a pc
everything that starts with an "i", including intellect
imac, ipod, iphone
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If you are a Mac user and you want to push the limits, try to:
change your title from Mr./Mrs. to Mac
configure a mac thats both as cheap and as powerful as a PC.
collect all the mac products
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When you are a Mac user it is not the same as ... because ...:
you've paid 2,000$ for a laptop
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When you are a Mac user it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
playing starcraft protoss, because both have Zealots
tv renote, because you can't change functions for buttons, you just use it and it works how it should
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When you are a Mac user your "mortal enemies" are:
anything that might make you think for yourself.
bill gates
windows
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These sites will help you when you are a Mac user:
apple.com
Hint: ...
You know it's the last time you are a Mac user when:
you feel you became addicted to apples
you realize mac isn't that great after all.
you want to send a calendar appointment to someone in a different time zone
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When you are a Mac user and fail it's probably because:
you're trying to do something thats really easy and intuitive. In windows.
bought it on finance
you put windows on your mac
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What would be different in the idea (you are a Mac user) if you had a million dollars:
it would justify that you are a mac user
you'd have more macs
you def. wouldn't own a pc
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If you are a Mac user it's probably because:
you are amazing
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