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If you are a Mac user for the first time, you really should:
  • pat yourself on the back   
  • be a mad cunt   
  • be Jerry seinfeld.   
  • or emo   
If you are a Mac user you should always:
  • proclaim your superiority as loudly as possible. Especially if you're wrong.   
  • smask pcs   
If you are a Mac user you should never:
  • admit your computer gets stuck as often as a PC   
  • admit the existence of Linux   
  • switch to pc   
  • admit windows does ANYTHING better than a mac.   
If you are a Mac user you might like this about it:
  • apple make all your choices for you.   
  • compatibility with Windows is not your worst enemy   
  • black polo neck sweaters   
  • you're hot   
If you are a Mac user you won't be happy to know that:
  • inside a mac there are the same components than in a PC   
  • most of the programs in the world are made for windows   
  • macos x is actually based on unix   
  • you start missing good games left on a pc   
  • apple make all your choices for you.   
If you are a Mac user then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • everything that begins with an ' i ' letter   
  • totalitarian regimes disguised as benevolent government   
  • smug self-satisfaction   
If you want to really are a Mac user you should have those things:
  • an elitist attitude   
  • a cool sweater   
  • a mac   
  • not a pc   
  • everything that starts with an "i", including intellect   
  • imac, ipod, iphone   
If you are a Mac user and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • change your title from Mr./Mrs. to Mac   
  • configure a mac thats both as cheap and as powerful as a PC.   
  • collect all the mac products   
When you are a Mac user it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • you've paid 2,000$ for a laptop   
When you are a Mac user it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
  • playing starcraft protoss, because both have Zealots   
  • tv renote, because you can't change functions for buttons, you just use it and it works how it should   
When you are a Mac user your "mortal enemies" are:
  • anything that might make you think for yourself.   
  • bill gates   
  • windows   
These sites will help you when you are a Mac user:
  • apple.com   
You know it's the last time you are a Mac user when:
  • you feel you became addicted to apples   
  • you realize mac isn't that great after all.   
  • you want to send a calendar appointment to someone in a different time zone   
When you are a Mac user and fail it's probably because:
  • you're trying to do something thats really easy and intuitive. In windows.   
  • bought it on finance   
  • you put windows on your mac   
What would be different in the idea (you are a Mac user) if you had a million dollars:
  • it would justify that you are a mac user   
  • you'd have more macs   
  • you def. wouldn't own a pc   
If you are a Mac user it's probably because:
  • you are amazing   


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