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If you are a complete asshole for the first time, you really should:
  • go donate some money before it's too late   
If you are a complete asshole you should always:
  • drive in the right lane so your not making other late   
If you are a complete asshole you should never:
  • fly a plane   
  • be a group leader   
  • make your own decisions   
  • shoot a gun   
  • have an asshole family   
  • wipe your booty   
If you are a complete asshole you might like this about it:
  • no one really likes you, but may use you for what you own   
  • that there is this page dedicated to you and things about you   
  • you can eat pancakes on the weekend without thinking about starving jungle bunnies   
If you are a complete asshole you won't be happy to know that:
  • there are others who are better at it than you are   
  • apart from you,people around you can also tell you are an asshole   
If you are a complete asshole then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • being on city counsel   
  • being a teacher   
If you want to really are a complete asshole you should have those things:
  • big house   
  • big car   
  • big ego   
  • the original copy of everything   
If you are a complete asshole and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • give youself a blow job, face it it's the only action you'll ever get   
When you are a complete asshole it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • doing nice things for others, because that would be against your morals   
When you are a complete asshole it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
  • munching poop cakes, because you are an asshole   
When you are a complete asshole your "mortal enemies" are:
  • george bush   
  • puppies   
  • everyone you know   
  • the babies in your family   
  • that bro in the mirror   
These sites will help you when you are a complete asshole:
  • suggestan.com   
You know it's the last time you are a complete asshole when:
  • the people you keep pissing off decide to plot your death   
When you are a complete asshole and fail it's probably because:
  • you can't help your asshole-e decisions   
What would be different in the idea (you are a complete asshole) if you had a million dollars:
  • many complete assholes have more money than they can use in a lifetime   
  • id be a rich asshoole   
If you are a complete asshole it's probably because:
  • of this stupid website   
  • your wife forced you to be one   
  • you enjoy making others miserable   
  • you are good at it   


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