If you are a complete asshole you might like this about it:
no one really likes you, but may use you for what you own
that there is this page dedicated to you and things about you
you can eat pancakes on the weekend without thinking about starving jungle bunnies
Hint: you could... | you get... | you can... | you will... | now you... | there are... | you are... | if you... | it is... | you have... | there's a... | there is... | you don't... | the way... | it's pretty... | no one... | chicks dig... | there's no... | everything is... | it's really...
If you are a complete asshole you won't be happy to know that:
there are others who are better at it than you are
apart from you,people around you can also tell you are an asshole
Hint: there is... | you will... | most of... | you can't... | it's not... | it is... | there are... | if you... | you probably... | you have... | most people... | this is... | there's a... | you need... | it takes... | there's no... | you are... | they are... | you're probably... | you can...
If you are a complete asshole then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
being on city counsel
being a teacher
Hint: being a... | buying a...
If you want to really are a complete asshole you should have those things:
big house
big car
big ego
the original copy of everything
Hint: lots of... | at least... | a lot... | a good... | a great... | really big... | something to...
If you are a complete asshole and you want to push the limits, try to:
give youself a blow job, face it it's the only action you'll ever get
Hint: do it... | ask for... | try to... | make a... | ask if... | not use... | take a... | tell them... | talk to... | create your... | take the... | shoot a... | ride a... | make your... | go to... | make an... | actually do... | work for... | find a... | ask to...
When you are a complete asshole it is not the same as ... because ...:
doing nice things for others, because that would be against your morals
Hint: going to... | being a... | riding a... | being an... | programming in... | driving, because...
When you are a complete asshole it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
munching poop cakes, because you are an asshole
Hint: being a... | being in... | any other...
When you are a complete asshole your "mortal enemies" are:
george bush
puppies
everyone you know
the babies in your family
that bro in the mirror
Hint: people who... | lack of... | high priced... | people with... | things that... | get rich... | other geeks... | a phone...
These sites will help you when you are a complete asshole:
suggestan.com
Hint: ...
You know it's the last time you are a complete asshole when:
the people you keep pissing off decide to plot your death
Hint: you get... | you have... | you are... | you run... | you see... | you find... | when your... | you go... | the last... | you lost... | you receive... | you can't... | you try... | the instructor... | you look... | you buy... | you start... | it's the... | you hear... | your approval...
When you are a complete asshole and fail it's probably because:
you can't help your asshole-e decisions
Hint: you are... | you were... | you didn't... | you tried... | you're not... | you got... | you didnt... | you had... | you don't... | you took... | it wasn't... | you have... | you dont... | you couldn't... | you aren't... | you've got... | it was... | you smoke... | you asked... | you drank...
What would be different in the idea (you are a complete asshole) if you had a million dollars:
many complete assholes have more money than they can use in a lifetime
id be a rich asshoole
Hint: you could... | you would... | i would... | you'd be... | i could... | you wouldn't... | you can... | i wouldnt... | it would... | you'd have... | i'd buy... | i wouldn't...
If you are a complete asshole it's probably because:
of this stupid website
your wife forced you to be one
you enjoy making others miserable
you are good at it
Hint: you are... | you have... | you can't... | you want... | you lost... | you just... | you need... | it is... | you love... | you've got...