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If you are a geek for the first time, you really should:
  • collect as many star wars figures a as possible   
  • learn to program   
  • start a blog about insects   
  • get an anorak   
  • learn klingon   
  • go to conventions   stlbunny
  • wear glasses   
  • give yourself a pat on the back for knowing more than everyone else   
  • know, that all geeks drink water too   
  • ermm.. its actually watch anime or read manga books =p   
  • become a born-again-virgin   
  • watch mangas   
  • get a ridiculous hair cut   
If you are a geek you should always:
  • wear an amusing Linux t-shirt   
  • use big words, and look down your nose at those who don't understand them   
  • have an irritating voice   
  • snort when you laugh   
  • be reading/writing/typing something...wait..   
  • make friends with your virginity   
  • lololololololololol   
  • wear glasses   
  • simultaneously blush, snigger and fart when a pretty girl walks past   
  • wear braces   
If you are a geek you should never:
  • turn your back in the locker room   
  • watch football, drive a truck, or conform to society   
  • compliment someone on the size of their cranium   
  • expect much of high school   
  • talk about your pass times with non geeks   
  • leave the house without your light sabor   
  • watch pay-per-view   
  • expect to have a girlfriend/boyfriend   
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If you are a geek you might like this about it:
  • you would actually understand humor in "The Big Bang Theory"   
  • spiderman is a geek   
  • conventions have lots of booze   stlbunny
  • einstein is your roll model   
  • it gets better later when you revolutionize the industry   
  • you will outsmart the jocks at school   
  • you make alot of money in the future   
  • your typing speed can easily heat medium sized room   
  • girls like me adore you   
  • it's bright and sunny in california....where you'll be stalking leonard nemoy and william shatner   
If you are a geek you won't be happy to know that:
  • real women don't look like porn stars   
  • collecting plastic bags is actually NOT a cool thing to do   
  • your mind will become deadlocked as you try to decide who would win in a battle between kirk and picard   
  • life is out there   
  • every kid will know that all you do in your spare time is jack off   
  • you will get destroyed by the jocks at school   
If you are a geek then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • spending time on suggestan.com   
  • trainspotting   
  • birdwatching   
  • gaming   
  • captain janeway   
  • laughing about programming errors   
  • marrying a beautiful and intelligent woman because she wants a husband that can support her and her children rather than just look butch and obess over football all day   
  • spending time with other geeks....like the person who wrote the comment above this one..   
If you want to really are a geek you should have those things:
  • suspenders   tokusama
  • a dream girl impossible to have   
  • point out that the this quesion is grammatically incorrect   
  • wow account   
If you are a geek and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • go outside   
  • get out of the attic   
  • talk to "real" people   
  • put trousers on at least once a day   
  • invent a mutation activating chemical and inject yourself with it to become cpt kirk mcfly de skywalker a.k.a the huzzatman   
  • get friends   drRoflol
  • enthusiastically discuss about the progress of 'it' age with an emo   
  • hit on attractive women   
When you are a geek it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • nerd because geeks are cool   
  • n00bs because they are way more cooler than geeks   
  • nerds...because at least geeks have friends.... online   
When you are a geek it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
  • being incredibly awesome because you are a very intelligent being   
  • being like einstein because he was a geek   
  • virginity...you'll know why if you're a geek   
When you are a geek your "mortal enemies" are:
  • .NET   
  • jocks   
  • annoyingly large and loud trucks   
  • anything that involves asking a girl to go with you   
  • other geeks with a greater collection of star wars figures   
  • java   
  • darth vader   
  • the klingons   
  • other geeks with superior programming ability   
  • "will you fix my computer?"   
  • a "nice" teacher   
  • people who don't know html   
These sites will help you when you are a geek:
  • slashdot.com   
  • geekne.com   
  • thinkgeek.com   tokusama
  • world of warcraft.com   
  • hey, the website doesnt work^^ :(   
You know it's the last time you are a geek when:
  • you get laid   
  • you stop getting laid and start hanging out in mens locker rooms   
  • you fail reprogramming christmas tree light bulbs' lighting sequence   
  • you start getting more sun, more protein and making jokes about peoples' moms   
When you are a geek and fail it's probably because:
  • you were born to fail   
  • you're a nerd   
  • you didn't lol hard enough   
  • you didnt watch all your star trek episodes   
  • ^...unless it involves princess leya in a gold bikini   
What would be different in the idea (you are a geek) if you had a million dollars:
  • people would start calling you Bill   
  • you could buy a lifesize replica of the starship enterprise   
If you are a geek it's probably because:
  • mutation hasn't started yet   
  • you are more intelligent than everyone around you   
  • asperger's   
  • your best friend was your laptop   




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