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If you are a hippie you won't be happy to know that:
some people like violence
the 60's already happened
jerry died
your not a yippie:(
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If you are a hippie then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
being in the forest
being topless
being bottomless
being topless and bottomless
being in a valley
being in a field of flowers
going to camp bisco
Hint: being a... | buying a...
If you want to really are a hippie you should have those things:
patchouli oil
long hair
tie-dye clothing
pot
beatles album
hippie friends
dumb ideas
an open relationship
creative ideas
guitar
lsd
magic mushrooms
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If you are a hippie and you want to push the limits, try to:
bathe
eat a hamburger
offering a joint to a police officer
get a good job
sticking a flower into a rifle at the pentagon rising
burn a fiver
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When you are a hippie it is not the same as ... because ...:
pothead because not all hippies are potheads and not all potheads are hippies
loser because some losers look clean
a benighted buffoon because the trrue loser wrote that^
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When you are a hippie it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
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When you are a hippie your "mortal enemies" are:
the popo
the "man"
construction workers
republicans
organized strict religion
soap
lydon b johnson
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These sites will help you when you are a hippie:
ukhippy.org
Hint: ...
You know it's the last time you are a hippie when:
you go to war
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When you are a hippie and fail it's probably because:
you dislike dirt
you ate a hamburger
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What would be different in the idea (you are a hippie) if you had a million dollars:
you could give a million hippies 1 dollar ;)
reverse global warming
try to end fracking
build an eco-friendly hippie house in the middle of the woods
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If you are a hippie it's probably because:
you love love itself
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