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If you are a ruby programmer for the first time, you really should:
  • find your high horse and get on it   
  • belittle women and minorities in your presentations   
  • try not to ditch php programmers from your company   
  • try not to say "well ror is web 2.0" php programmer boy   
If you are a ruby programmer you should always:
  • refuse to consider that other languages might have something to offer   
  • whine on every project you are on how everything would be so much easier if you could just use ruby   
  • think you are so much better than other programmers   
If you are a ruby programmer you should never:
  • read old ruby on rails tutorial that teaches scaffolding althroughout the book   
  • admit to any error   
  • your trying to learn ror for the first time and still don't get it   
  • say to your boss that you have a hard time switching from python to ruby   
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If you are a ruby programmer you might like this about it:
  • it's super awesome   
  • turtles all the way down   
  • dynamism, dynamism, dynamism   
  • metaprogramming   
If you are a ruby programmer you won't be happy to know that:
  • most work out there - java, c++ or c#   
If you are a ruby programmer then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • being a hipster   
If you want to really are a ruby programmer you should have those things:
  • a high opinion of yourself   
If you are a ruby programmer and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • metaprogram everything   
When you are a ruby programmer it is not the same as ... because ...:
When you are a ruby programmer it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
  • being a hipster because you think that you are awesome while everyone else points and laughs at you   
When you are a ruby programmer your "mortal enemies" are:
  • women   
  • any other programmers who don't use ruby   
These sites will help you when you are a ruby programmer:
You know it's the last time you are a ruby programmer when:
When you are a ruby programmer and fail it's probably because:
What would be different in the idea (you are a ruby programmer) if you had a million dollars:
If you are a ruby programmer it's probably because:




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