If you are a student you might like this about it:
getting shit-faced
sleeping
super-noodles
Hint: you could... | you get... | you can... | you will... | now you... | there are... | you are... | if you... | it is... | you have... | there's a... | there is... | you don't... | the way... | it's pretty... | no one... | chicks dig... | there's no... | everything is... | it's really...
If you are a student you won't be happy to know that:
it comes to an end
there is work involved
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If you are a student then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
alcoholism
making friends
travelling
Hint: being a... | buying a...
If you want to really are a student you should have those things:
a laptop
a notepad
condoms
a pencil
super noodles
Hint: lots of... | at least... | a lot... | a good... | a great... | really big... | something to...
If you are a student and you want to push the limits, try to:
stay out all night, go to lectures, do an exam, then go out again
actually do some work
not sleep all night and go to lectures at 8am
break into the library
Hint: do it... | ask for... | try to... | make a... | ask if... | not use... | take a... | tell them... | talk to... | create your... | take the... | shoot a... | ride a... | make your... | go to... | make an... | actually do... | work for... | find a... | ask to...
When you are a student it is not the same as ... because ...:
working because you're not paid to study
sky diving becuase you're flying without a parachute
canoeing because you don't have a paddle
Hint: going to... | being a... | riding a... | being an... | programming in... | driving, because...
When you are a student it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
a free holiday because the government is paying
Hint: being a... | being in... | any other...
When you are a student your "mortal enemies" are:
high tuition and fees
deadlines
mornings
people with money
the other university in the city
middle class working folk
the sunrise and long lectures
exams
Hint: people who... | lack of... | high priced... | people with... | things that... | get rich... | other geeks... | a phone...
These sites will help you when you are a student:
wikipedia
google
www.facebook.com
Hint: ...
You know it's the last time you are a student when:
you graduate when you're 30
u're stupid
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When you are a student and fail it's probably because:
you didnt know in what department you were studying
you had a good time
you drank too much
you're working too hard
Hint: you are... | you were... | you didn't... | you tried... | you're not... | you got... | you didnt... | you had... | you don't... | you took... | it wasn't... | you have... | you dont... | you couldn't... | you aren't... | you've got... | it was... | you smoke... | you asked... | you drank...
What would be different in the idea (you are a student) if you had a million dollars:
you would buy your degree
you would still buy Super Noodles
donate enough to get an honorary doctorate
you would be everyones favourtie person
evethying would not change it would just mean things were easier
Hint: you could... | you would... | i would... | you'd be... | i could... | you wouldn't... | you can... | i wouldnt... | it would... | you'd have... | i'd buy... | i wouldn't...
If you are a student it's probably because:
you like alcohol
you have too much time
its too hard to get a real job
Hint: you are... | you have... | you can't... | you want... | you lost... | you just... | you need... | it is... | you love... | you've got...