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If you are a student for the first time, you really should:
  • drink your own body weight in alcohol over the course of the year   
  • go out alot   
  • be laid back   
  • feel young   
  • give up   
  • share crayons   
If you are a student you should always:
  • drink vodka for breakfast   
  • travel around the world and fall in love   
  • abuse student discount   
  • leave the evening before a deadline to start work   
If you are a student you should never:
  • pay more than £2 for a drink   
  • sleep early   
  • fancy your flatmate   
If you are a student you might like this about it:
  • getting shit-faced   
  • sleeping   
  • super-noodles   
If you are a student you won't be happy to know that:
  • it comes to an end   
  • there is work involved   
If you are a student then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • alcoholism   
  • making friends   
  • travelling   
If you want to really are a student you should have those things:
  • a laptop   
  • a notepad   
  • condoms   
  • a pencil   
  • super noodles   
If you are a student and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • stay out all night, go to lectures, do an exam, then go out again   
  • actually do some work   
  • not sleep all night and go to lectures at 8am   
  • break into the library   
When you are a student it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • working because you're not paid to study   
  • sky diving becuase you're flying without a parachute   
  • canoeing because you don't have a paddle   
When you are a student it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
  • a free holiday because the government is paying   
When you are a student your "mortal enemies" are:
  • high tuition and fees   
  • deadlines   
  • mornings   
  • people with money   
  • the other university in the city   
  • middle class working folk   
  • the sunrise and long lectures   
  • exams   
These sites will help you when you are a student:
  • wikipedia   
  • google   
  • www.facebook.com   
You know it's the last time you are a student when:
  • you graduate when you're 30   
  • u're stupid   
When you are a student and fail it's probably because:
  • you didnt know in what department you were studying   
  • you had a good time   
  • you drank too much   
  • you're working too hard   
What would be different in the idea (you are a student) if you had a million dollars:
  • you would buy your degree   
  • you would still buy Super Noodles   
  • donate enough to get an honorary doctorate   
  • you would be everyones favourtie person   
  • evethying would not change it would just mean things were easier   
If you are a student it's probably because:
  • you like alcohol   
  • you have too much time   
  • its too hard to get a real job   


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