you are an enigma, wrapped in a cloud, shrouded by mystery!
he spends ten times more than you on useless techy stuff
you will be the boss
you can get to some clubs for free
women can listen
women logic!
we can be mothers
women are graceful
we can love with all our hearts and stay independant
boobs
Hint: you could... | you get... | you can... | you will... | now you... | there are... | you are... | if you... | it is... | you have... | there's a... | there is... | you don't... | the way... | it's pretty... | no one... | chicks dig... | there's no... | everything is... | it's really...
If you are a woman you won't be happy to know that:
he just wants to have sex with you
he's lying to you
he spends ten times less at barber's, clothes, shoes combined
his cheeting on you
that monthly thing really comes every month
Hint: there is... | you will... | most of... | you can't... | it's not... | it is... | there are... | if you... | you probably... | you have... | most people... | this is... | there's a... | you need... | it takes... | there's no... | you are... | they are... | you're probably... | you can...
If you are a woman then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
men will trat you like a bimbo at times
shopping
plush toys
pink color
earrings
diamonds
Hint: being a... | buying a...
If you want to really are a woman you should have those things:
boobies
sparkly shoes!!!
lipstick
a secret
dresses for every occasion
make-up
chocolate
everything that makes you feel special
Hint: lots of... | at least... | a lot... | a good... | a great... | really big... | something to...
If you are a woman and you want to push the limits, try to:
earn more than the guy who works under you... good luck!
change something in this chauvinistic society
Hint: do it... | ask for... | try to... | make a... | ask if... | not use... | take a... | tell them... | talk to... | create your... | take the... | shoot a... | ride a... | make your... | go to... | make an... | actually do... | work for... | find a... | ask to...
When you are a woman it is not the same as ... because ...:
being a man; you're intelligent
Hint: going to... | being a... | riding a... | being an... | programming in... | driving, because...
When you are a woman it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
Hint: being a... | being in... | any other...
When you are a woman your "mortal enemies" are:
fashion mags
television and big media
acne
evil tribe called "men"
stretch marks
Hint: people who... | lack of... | high priced... | people with... | things that... | get rich... | other geeks... | a phone...
These sites will help you when you are a woman:
and you lookinf for info how to not be one
Hint: ...
You know it's the last time you are a woman when:
you die
you are virgin again
the operation is a success
Hint: you get... | you have... | you are... | you run... | you see... | you find... | when your... | you go... | the last... | you lost... | you receive... | you can't... | you try... | the instructor... | you look... | you buy... | you start... | it's the... | you hear... | your approval...
When you are a woman and fail it's probably because:
some guy held you back
you didn't believe in yourself
the world is against you
you're not a guy
you went with his plan
Hint: you are... | you were... | you didn't... | you tried... | you're not... | you got... | you didnt... | you had... | you don't... | you took... | it wasn't... | you have... | you dont... | you couldn't... | you aren't... | you've got... | it was... | you smoke... | you asked... | you drank...
What would be different in the idea (you are a woman) if you had a million dollars:
you'd be very intimidating
you'd be a rich woman
Hint: you could... | you would... | i would... | you'd be... | i could... | you wouldn't... | you can... | i wouldnt... | it would... | you'd have... | i'd buy... | i wouldn't...
If you are a woman it's probably because:
you have a y chromosome
bewbies are a dead giveaway
Hint: you are... | you have... | you can't... | you want... | you lost... | you just... | you need... | it is... | you love... | you've got...