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If you are a woman for the first time, you really should:
  • check your boobs   
  • shave your legs and all the rest   
  • take your hormone shots and shave your chest   
If you are a woman you should always:
  • let anyone tell you what you should always   
  • put perfume   
  • be the best you can be   
  • touch yourself   
  • carry a hangbad   
If you are a woman you should never:
  • walk in dirty clothes   
  • believe guys   
  • let anyone tell you what you should never   
  • bite your nails   
  • be foul-mouthed   
If you are a woman you might like this about it:
  • you are an enigma, wrapped in a cloud, shrouded by mystery!   
  • he spends ten times more than you on useless techy stuff   
  • you will be the boss   
  • you can get to some clubs for free   
  • women can listen   
  • women logic!   
  • we can be mothers   
  • women are graceful   
  • we can love with all our hearts and stay independant   
  • boobs   
If you are a woman you won't be happy to know that:
  • he just wants to have sex with you   
  • he's lying to you   
  • he spends ten times less at barber's, clothes, shoes combined   
  • his cheeting on you   
  • that monthly thing really comes every month   
If you are a woman then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • men will trat you like a bimbo at times   
  • shopping   
  • plush toys   
  • pink color   
  • earrings   
  • diamonds   
If you want to really are a woman you should have those things:
  • boobies   
  • sparkly shoes!!!   
  • lipstick   
  • a secret   
  • dresses for every occasion   
  • make-up   
  • chocolate   
  • everything that makes you feel special   
If you are a woman and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • earn more than the guy who works under you... good luck!   
  • change something in this chauvinistic society   
When you are a woman it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • being a man; you're intelligent   
When you are a woman it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
When you are a woman your "mortal enemies" are:
  • fashion mags   
  • television and big media   
  • acne   
  • evil tribe called "men"   
  • stretch marks   
These sites will help you when you are a woman:
  • and you lookinf for info how to not be one   
You know it's the last time you are a woman when:
  • you die   
  • you are virgin again   
  • the operation is a success   
When you are a woman and fail it's probably because:
  • some guy held you back   
  • you didn't believe in yourself   
  • the world is against you   
  • you're not a guy   
  • you went with his plan   
What would be different in the idea (you are a woman) if you had a million dollars:
  • you'd be very intimidating   
  • you'd be a rich woman   
If you are a woman it's probably because:
  • you have a y chromosome   
  • bewbies are a dead giveaway   


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