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If you are abducted by aliens for the first time, you really should:
  • ask to add them to your facebook friend list   
  • ask what planet are they from   
  • ask if they've got pool on a lower deck of their saucer   
  • bring a towel   incer3
  • remain calm unless they start cutting   
  • ask them what their sticking up you   
  • ask them on a date   
If you are abducted by aliens you should always:
  • steal all of the technologies from their ship   
  • make a quick tattoo on your hand to remember this happening, as they're obviously going to clean your memory   
  • call men in black, make tattoo about them too   
  • drop breadcrumbs   incer3
  • remain calm it only hurts for a little bit   
  • have fun ;)   
If you are abducted by aliens you should never:
  • play doctors and patients   
  • eat food or drink liquids from their fridge   
  • mention the war   incer3
  • bend over in front of them   
  • say you taste yummy   
  • call 911 than tell them that you are abducted by aliens. trust me, they won't believe you   
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If you are abducted by aliens you might like this about it:
  • you meet new peop... well.. new beings   
  • you could actually touch the mars rovers   
  • you get to go to places   
  • you'll fly for free   
  • frequent flyer miles   incer3
  • atleast you know there's more than just us   
  • go on an adventure   
If you are abducted by aliens you won't be happy to know that:
  • you will be late for dinner   
  • most probably it happened after you left the bar friday night   
  • your flight miles won't be accepted by any major airline   
  • the food will be terrible   incer3
  • they eat our feces   
If you are abducted by aliens then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • being eaten by loch ness monster   
  • x files   incer3
  • pregnancy   incer3
If you want to really are abducted by aliens you should have those things:
  • a really blurry camera   
  • a vatage point to shoot them from a foggy location   
  • a bmx with a basket   incer3
  • condoms   
If you are abducted by aliens and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • ask them if you can steer for a while   
  • surprise them so that their eyes get bigger   
  • make a favour by washing saucer's windshield   
  • teach poker rules and play with the spaceship at stake   
  • steal their death-rays and use it against them   
  • ask them why do they have "how to cook humans" on their table   
  • setup a trap on the main deck and capture some of them, then laugh loudly   
When you are abducted by aliens it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • being abducted by illegal aliens because we mean ets   
  • being abducted by a the man with a handle bar moustache and tight leather pant with the white vans. because you come back in one price   
When you are abducted by aliens it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
When you are abducted by aliens your "mortal enemies" are:
  • probes   
  • all sorts of beams, especialy coming from the sky   
  • reliance on electronics (it doesn't work near ufo)   
  • needles and scissors   
These sites will help you when you are abducted by aliens:
You know it's the last time you are abducted by aliens when:
  • the aliens decided that you are too boring   
  • you receive permanent interstellar visa   
  • usa declares space ownership   
When you are abducted by aliens and fail it's probably because:
  • they invited you to come aboard   
  • you were too heavy for their saucer to lift off   
  • you weren't attractive enough for the chosen one   
What would be different in the idea (you are abducted by aliens) if you had a million dollars:
If you are abducted by aliens it's probably because:
  • you live in the middle of nowhere   
  • you are just an average joe   
  • you read about yourself in top stories   
  • your pr agency arranged that   


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