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If you are abducted by aliens for the first time, you really should:
  • ask to add them to your facebook friend list   
  • ask what planet are they from   
  • ask if they've got pool on a lower deck of their saucer   
  • bring a towel   incer3
If you are abducted by aliens you should always:
  • steal all of the technologies from their ship   
  • make a quick tattoo on your hand to remember this happening, as they're obviously going to clean your memory   
  • call men in black, make tattoo about them too   
  • drop breadcrumbs   incer3
If you are abducted by aliens you should never:
  • play doctors and patients   
  • eat food or drink liquids from their fridge   
  • mention the war   incer3
If you are abducted by aliens you might like this about it:
  • you could actually touch the mars rovers   
  • you get to go to places   
  • you meet new peop... well.. new beings   
  • you'll fly for free   
  • frequent flyer miles   incer3
If you are abducted by aliens you won't be happy to know that:
  • most probably it happened after you left the bar friday night   
  • your flight miles won't be accepted by any major airline   
  • you will be late for dinner   
  • the food will be terrible   incer3
If you are abducted by aliens then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • being eaten by loch ness monster   
  • x files   incer3
  • pregnancy   incer3
If you want to really are abducted by aliens you should have those things:
  • a really blurry camera   
  • a vatage point to shoot them from a foggy location   
  • a bmx with a basket   incer3
If you are abducted by aliens and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • ask them if you can steer for a while   
  • make a favour by washing saucer's windshield   
  • teach poker rules and play with the spaceship at stake   
  • setup a trap on the main deck and capture some of them, then laugh loudly   
  • steal their death-rays and use it against them   
  • ask them why do they have "how to cook humans" on their table   
  • surprise them so that their eyes get bigger   
When you are abducted by aliens it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • being abducted by illegal aliens because we mean ets   
When you are abducted by aliens it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
When you are abducted by aliens your "mortal enemies" are:
  • reliance on electronics (it doesn't work near ufo)   
  • all sorts of beams, especialy coming from the sky   
  • probes   
These sites will help you when you are abducted by aliens:
You know it's the last time you are abducted by aliens when:
  • the aliens decided that you are too boring   
  • you receive permanent interstellar visa   
  • usa declares space ownership   
When you are abducted by aliens and fail it's probably because:
  • they invited you to come aboard   
  • you were too heavy for their saucer to lift off   
What would be different in the idea (you are abducted by aliens) if you had a million dollars:
If you are abducted by aliens it's probably because:
  • you live in the middle of nowhere   
  • you are just an average joe   
  • you read about yourself in top stories   
  • your pr agency arranged that   


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