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If you are abducted by aliens for the first time, you really should:
  • ask to add them to your facebook friend list   anonymous
  • ask what planet are they from   yoihj
  • ask if they've got pool on a lower deck of their saucer   yoihj
If you are abducted by aliens you should always:
  • steal all of the technologies from their ship   yoihj
  • make a quick tattoo on your hand to remember this happening, as they're obviously going to clean your memory   yoihj
  • call men in black, make tattoo about them too   yoihj
If you are abducted by aliens you should never:
  • play doctors and patients   anonymous
  • eat food or drink liquids from their fridge   yoihj
If you are abducted by aliens you might like this about it:
  • you could actually touch the mars rovers   anonymous
  • you get to go to places   yoihj
  • you meet new peop... well.. new beings   yoihj
  • you'll fly for free   yoihj
If you are abducted by aliens you won't be happy to know that:
  • your flight miles won't be accepted by any major airline   yoihj
  • most probably it happened after you left the bar friday night   yoihj
  • you will be late for dinner   yoihj
If you are abducted by aliens then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • being eaten by loch ness monster   yoihj
If you want to really are abducted by aliens you should have those things:
  • a really blurry camera   yoihj
  • a vatage point to shoot them from a foggy location   yoihj
If you are abducted by aliens and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • ask them if you can steer for a while   yoihj
  • make a favour by washing saucer's windshield   anonymous
  • setup a trap on the main deck and capture some of them, then laugh loudly   yoihj
  • steal their death-rays and use it against them   yoihj
  • surprise them so that their eyes get bigger   yoihj
  • ask them why do they have "how to cook humans" on their table   yoihj
  • teach poker rules and play with the spaceship at stake   anonymous
When you are abducted by aliens it is not the same as ... because ...:
When you are abducted by aliens it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
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When you are abducted by aliens your "mortal enemies" are:
  • all sorts of beams, especialy coming from the sky   yoihj
  • reliance on electronics (it doesn't work near ufo)   yoihj
  • probes   yoihj
You know it's the last time you are abducted by aliens when:
  • the aliens decided that you are too boring   anonymous
  • usa declares space ownership   yoihj
  • you receive permanent interstellar visa   anonymous
When you are abducted by aliens and fail it's probably because:
  • you were too heavy for their saucer to lift off   yoihj
  • they invited you to come aboard   anonymous
What would be different in the idea (you are abducted by aliens) if you had a million dollars:
If you are abducted by aliens it's probably because:
  • you are just an average joe   yoihj
  • you live in the middle of nowhere   anonymous


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