If you are an animal you might like this about it:
dancing is really a part of mating routine
in some cases you can grow body parts
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If you are an animal you won't be happy to know that:
in some cases you live only a day
you're probably going to be eaten
you don't have Internet access to read this page
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If you are an animal then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
playing Spore
being a beer-jockey
being a plant
hittin' everything that moves
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If you want to really are an animal you should have those things:
wings and flippers altoghether
legs, beak, fur and tail
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If you are an animal and you want to push the limits, try to:
make lion angry
grow a brain
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When you are an animal it is not the same as ... because ...:
as being an alien, because you're always welcome in Korean kitchens
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When you are an animal it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
being a child or a baby, because you are at the mercy of "smarter" nutcases
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When you are an animal your "mortal enemies" are:
slaughterhouse workers
farms
guns
motorways
zoophiles
koreans
anything above in food chain
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You know it's the last time you are an animal when:
you're Hindu and in this life you were a worm
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When you are an animal and fail it's probably because:
it's in your genes
you were a black rabbit on white surface
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What would be different in the idea (you are an animal) if you had a million dollars:
your owner's name would be Paris
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If you are an animal it's probably because:
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