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If you are an animal for the first time, you really should:
  • find out if you're of the vanishing species   
  • find out if you're a carnivore   
  • obey the food chain   
If you are an animal you should always:
  • run away from predators if you're considered lunch   
  • eat, sleep and breed   
If you are an animal you should never:
  • think of consequences   
  • have a mid-life crisis   
  • cross road on street-crossing   
  • worry about your weight   
  • worry about going to Hell   
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If you are an animal you might like this about it:
  • dancing is really a part of mating routine   
  • in some cases you can grow body parts   
If you are an animal you won't be happy to know that:
  • in some cases you live only a day   
  • you're probably going to be eaten   
  • you don't have Internet access to read this page   
If you are an animal then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • playing Spore   
  • being a beer-jockey   
  • being a plant   
  • hittin' everything that moves   
If you want to really are an animal you should have those things:
  • wings and flippers altoghether   
  • legs, beak, fur and tail   
If you are an animal and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • make lion angry   
  • grow a brain   
When you are an animal it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • as being an alien, because you're always welcome in Korean kitchens   
When you are an animal it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
  • being a child or a baby, because you are at the mercy of "smarter" nutcases   
When you are an animal your "mortal enemies" are:
  • slaughterhouse workers   
  • farms   
  • guns   
  • motorways   
  • zoophiles   
  • koreans   
  • anything above in food chain   
These sites will help you when you are an animal:
  • peta.org   
  • wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_snak es_hunt_for_they're_prey   
You know it's the last time you are an animal when:
  • you're Hindu and in this life you were a worm   
When you are an animal and fail it's probably because:
  • it's in your genes   
  • you were a black rabbit on white surface   
What would be different in the idea (you are an animal) if you had a million dollars:
  • your owner's name would be Paris   
If you are an animal it's probably because:


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