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If you are an animal for the first time, you really should:
  • obey the food chain   yoihj
  • find out if you're a carnivore   yoihj
  • find out if you're of the vanishing species   anonymous
If you are an animal you should always:
  • run away from predators if you're considered lunch   yoihj
  • eat, sleep and breed   yoihj
If you are an animal you should never:
  • think of consequences   yoihj
  • have a mid-life crisis   yoihj
  • cross road on street-crossing   yoihj
  • worry about your weight   yoihj
  • worry about going to Hell   yoihj
If you are an animal you might like this about it:
  • dancing is really a part of mating routine   anonymous
  • in some cases you can grow body parts   yoihj
If you are an animal you won't be happy to know that:
  • in some cases you live only a day   yoihj
  • you're probably going to be eaten   yoihj
  • you don't have Internet access to read this page   yoihj
If you are an animal then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • playing Spore   anonymous
  • being a beer-jockey   yoihj
  • being a plant   yoihj
  • hittin' everything that moves   yoihj
If you want to really are an animal you should have those things:
  • wings and flippers altoghether   anonymous
  • legs, beak, fur and tail   yoihj
If you are an animal and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • make lion angry   yoihj
  • grow a brain   yoihj
When you are an animal it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • as being an alien, because you're always welcome in Korean kitchens   yoihj
When you are an animal it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
  • being a child or a baby, because you are at the mercy of "smarter" nutcases   anonymous
These sites will help you when you are an animal:
  • peta.org   yoihj
  • wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_snak es_hunt_for_they're_prey   yoihj
When you are an animal your "mortal enemies" are:
You know it's the last time you are an animal when:
  • you're Hindu and in this life you were a worm   yoihj
When you are an animal and fail it's probably because:
  • you were a black rabbit on white surface   yoihj
  • it's in your genes   anonymous
What would be different in the idea (you are an animal) if you had a million dollars:
  • your owner's name would be Paris   yoihj
If you are an animal it's probably because:


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