Hint: you could... | you get... | you can... | you will... | now you... | there are... | you are... | if you... | it is... | you have... | there's a... | there is... | you don't... | the way... | it's pretty... | no one... | chicks dig... | there's no... | everything is... | it's really...
If you are broke you won't be happy to know that:
those rich bastards are buying stuff at 99c stores
you don't have to worry about income tax, but you have to worry about property tax
your going to be broke forever
Hint: there is... | you will... | most of... | you can't... | it's not... | it is... | there are... | if you... | you probably... | you have... | most people... | this is... | there's a... | you need... | it takes... | there's no... | you are... | they are... | you're probably... | you can...
If you are broke then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
free stuff
Hint: being a... | buying a...
If you want to really are broke you should have those things:
no money
no dreams
no ambition
no life
no house
no car
no kids
no wife
no husband
no cat
no dog
nothing
Hint: lots of... | at least... | a lot... | a good... | a great... | really big... | something to...
If you are broke and you want to push the limits, try to:
tell everyone you were abducted by aliens
tell everyone your secretly rich
Hint: do it... | ask for... | try to... | make a... | ask if... | not use... | take a... | tell them... | talk to... | create your... | take the... | shoot a... | ride a... | make your... | go to... | make an... | actually do... | work for... | find a... | ask to...
When you are broke it is not the same as ... because ...:
Hint: going to... | being a... | riding a... | being an... | programming in... | driving, because...
When you are broke it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
Hint: being a... | being in... | any other...
When you are broke your "mortal enemies" are:
your stomach
rich people
bankers
Hint: people who... | lack of... | high priced... | people with... | things that... | get rich... | other geeks... | a phone...
These sites will help you when you are broke:
Hint: ...
You know it's the last time you are broke when:
you get a steady paying job
someone adopted you
Hint: you get... | you have... | you are... | you run... | you see... | you find... | when your... | you go... | the last... | you lost... | you receive... | you can't... | you try... | the instructor... | you look... | you buy... | you start... | it's the... | you hear... | your approval...
When you are broke and fail it's probably because:
you got paid
Hint: you are... | you were... | you didn't... | you tried... | you're not... | you got... | you didnt... | you had... | you don't... | you took... | it wasn't... | you have... | you dont... | you couldn't... | you aren't... | you've got... | it was... | you smoke... | you asked... | you drank...
What would be different in the idea (you are broke) if you had a million dollars:
your stupid if you ask that
you are a lier
Hint: you could... | you would... | i would... | you'd be... | i could... | you wouldn't... | you can... | i wouldnt... | it would... | you'd have... | i'd buy... | i wouldn't...
If you are broke it's probably because:
you got robbed
you were born broke
you dont do anything
Hint: you are... | you have... | you can't... | you want... | you lost... | you just... | you need... | it is... | you love... | you've got...
