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If you are buying a used car for the first time, you really should:
  • do online research   
  • radiate   
  • have some $$$   incer3
If you are buying a used car you should always:
  • kindly ask if the dealer could drive it for you   
  • take it for a test drive   
  • have your mechanic look it over if possible   
  • get a vehicle history report (CARFAX, AutoCheck)   
  • haggle   incer3
If you are buying a used car you should never:
  • buy the first car you see   
  • buy a car without taking it out for a test drive   
  • pay the sticker price   incer3
If you are buying a used car you might like this about it:
  • you could express your eclectic individuality much easier, as there are no second exactly the same car nor at the dealer, neither at the manufacturer anymore   
  • what you see is what you get   
  • nobody will steal it   
  • the price is right   
  • not the first to scratch it   incer3
If you are buying a used car you won't be happy to know that:
  • what you got is not what you saw   
  • the first price isn't always right, 2nd and 3rd aren't either   
  • warranty doesnt cover anything at all   incer3
  • you payed a lot for a real piece of junk   incer3
  • the price is in fact left   
  • there is no right price at all   
  • there was another car, just like the one you bought, for less.   
If you are buying a used car then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
If you want to really are buying a used car you should have those things:
  • bus ticket   
  • positive conclusion of psychiatrists consillium   
If you are buying a used car and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • ask if the price is total for all the cars you see at dealer's   
  • ask if you can return it if you are not satidfied   
  • "accidentally" break the cupholders and ask for other car at the same price with working cupholders   
  • ask for a second set of keys   
  • ask for floormats   
  • ask for an owners manual   
  • ask for a full tank of fuel   incer3
When you are buying a used car it is not the same as ... because ...:
When you are buying a used car it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
  • eating potato chips, because you don't care about oily fingers   
When you are buying a used car your "mortal enemies" are:
  • high priced used car dealers who are negotiated too easy   
  • high priced used car dealers who don't want to negotiate   
  • mechanics   incer3
These sites will help you when you are buying a used car:
  • www.AuctionDirectUSA.com   
  • www.WhyBuyUsedCars.com   
You know it's the last time you are buying a used car when:
  • on the contrary, when it happens, you would want nothing but the used fuel huggler of the 60s, say, sharky Caddy   
  • as you were driving from the dealer and your car breaks just around the corner   
  • its summer and you dont have airconditionning   
  • when your CD goes platinum   
When you are buying a used car and fail it's probably because:
  • you didn't buy from a reputable used car car dealership   
  • you're too snob   
  • they all look the same   incer3
What would be different in the idea (you are buying a used car) if you had a million dollars:
  • the idea would be weird   
  • you could buy several used cars at once   
  • you could pay to have someone go buy the car for you   
If you are buying a used car it's probably because:
  • its good to recycle   incer3


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