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Old/abandoned: TheRarestWords (TcCrnch).
Hi, I'm Slava V. and I develop those projects in free time. rarestwords@mail.ru

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If you are dead for the first time, you really should:
  • haunt people as a apparition   
  • hope there's reincarnation   
  • ask your doctor for a second opinion   
If you are dead you should always:
  • stay in the ground   
  • reconsider that last move   
  • opt to be a part of the zombie apocolypse   
If you are dead you should never:
  • come back to life with a hunger for brains   
If you are dead you might like this about it:
  • no one will harass you anymore   
  • making the walls bleed   
  • no more telemarketers   
If you are dead you won't be happy to know that:
  • there's no afterlife   
  • there is too!!   
  • uh, you're dead?   
  • the scientologists were right   
If you are dead then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • haunting ppl   
  • lying still in a dark room and not breathing or eating or sleeping or thinking..   
If you want to really are dead you should have those things:
  • a spooky house to hang around in   
If you are dead and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • hit on jesus (men)   
  • molest the virgin mary (women)   
  • possess people   
  • push the coffin door reallllllllllly hard..   
When you are dead it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • sleeping, because you'll never wake up   
  • doig ur mom.... because if your dead there'll be a 50% chance it'll feel like hell....not heaven   
When you are dead it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
  • nonexistence, because you cease to exist   
When you are dead your "mortal enemies" are:
  • still alive   
  • necropheliacs   
  • earth worms   
These sites will help you when you are dead:
  • www.facebook.com find your memorial page   
  • grave site   
You know it's the last time you are dead when:
  • or sodomized by lucifer   
  • reincarnation kicks in and you're born again   
  • you realize you're not hindu   
When you are dead and fail it's probably because:
  • no one loved you   
  • you touch yourself at night   
What would be different in the idea (you are dead) if you had a million dollars:
  • you'd have a nicer casket   
  • take it with you, like the egyptians   
  • you could leave all your money to your cat and really piss people off   
If you are dead it's probably because:
  • americans: you're a moron   
  • the rest of the world: a moronic american killed you   
  • it was your time to go   
  • squaids   


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