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If you are driving a Lexus for the first time, you really should:
  • consider buying Rolex watch   
  • adjust your side mirrors   
  • push the accelerator to the bottom to see if fuel tank level is progressively showing the speed you are flying at   
  • become a pimp   
If you are driving a Lexus you should always:
  • keep the key separate   
  • brag about it to poor people   
If you are driving a Lexus you should never:
  • call it a "les"   
  • frick. call it a "lex"   
  • never brag about it to rich friends (they probably have Lamborghini)   
If you are driving a Lexus you might like this about it:
  • exclusivity   
If you are driving a Lexus you won't be happy to know that:
  • people are judging you.   
  • the 1992 model is not "fly"   
  • buy 1-get 1 free is not usually valid   
If you are driving a Lexus then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • acura   
  • mercedes Benz   
If you want to really are driving a Lexus you should have those things:
  • Ligne Roset sofa   
  • Linn audio system   
  • Loewe TV   
  • trophy girlfriend   
If you are driving a Lexus and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • destroy and ask the dealer for refund   
  • destroy a car less than 10 minutes off the lot   
When you are driving a Lexus it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • a Dodge, because the lexus is quiet   
  • driving, because sailing needs steering   
When you are driving a Lexus it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
  • being in a library. Because it is so quiet   
  • drinking Pepsi, because you know you wanted Cola   
When you are driving a Lexus your "mortal enemies" are:
  • BMW Mini's   
  • auto insurance   
  • maintenance fees   
These sites will help you when you are driving a Lexus:
  • www.lexus.com   
You know it's the last time you are driving a Lexus when:
  • you stop by the Infiniti dealer   
When you are driving a Lexus and fail it's probably because:
  • it was you 14th birthday gift   
What would be different in the idea (you are driving a Lexus) if you had a million dollars:
  • you could have both   
  • instead of Lexus it would be Rolls Royce   
If you are driving a Lexus it's probably because:
  • your husband told you so   


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