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If you are flying ryanair for the first time, you really should:
  • read everything and learn their system and rules   
  • accept its a cheap ass airline and you get what you pay for   
If you are flying ryanair you should always:
  • check in online and print off your boarding pass   
  • arrive in good time at the airport   
If you are flying ryanair you should never:
  • go overweight on your luggage   
  • turn up late for check in   
  • forget to print your boarding pass   
  • bother with speedy boarding   
  • buy any food on the plane   
  • have more than one piece of hand luggage   
If you are flying ryanair you might like this about it:
  • they have yet to have any major problems. not one plane crash   
  • they dont really charge to use the toilets   
  • they really are the cheapest   
  • its not actually that bad, infact there are worse airlines   
If you are flying ryanair you won't be happy to know that:
  • if you buy speedy boarding and are bussed to the plane from the terminal you wont be on the plane first   
  • its cramped inside   
  • they constantly try and flog you stuff the whole flight, scratchcards, calendars, electronic cigarettes, vouchers, anything they can   
If you are flying ryanair then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
If you want to really are flying ryanair you should have those things:
If you are flying ryanair and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • wear about 4 layers of clothin to cut down on your luggage weight   
When you are flying ryanair it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • flying first class british airways because you only paid £50   
When you are flying ryanair it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
When you are flying ryanair your "mortal enemies" are:
  • ryanair   
These sites will help you when you are flying ryanair:
You know it's the last time you are flying ryanair when:
  • the plane crashes   
  • you get stung for breaking the rules and get pissed off   
When you are flying ryanair and fail it's probably because:
  • your execting to be treated better than cargo   
  • your hand luggage is too large or heavy   
  • your hold luggage is too big   
  • you didnt print your boarding pass   
  • you turned up 5 seconds too late   
  • you want to change your booked flight for a different one and realise youre now paying 3x as much   
What would be different in the idea (you are flying ryanair) if you had a million dollars:
  • you wouldnt fly ryanair   
If you are flying ryanair it's probably because:
  • they are the cheapest   
  • they are the only airline operating the route you want   


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