If you are flying ryanair you might like this about it:
they have yet to have any major problems. not one plane crash
they dont really charge to use the toilets
they really are the cheapest
its not actually that bad, infact there are worse airlines
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If you are flying ryanair you won't be happy to know that:
if you buy speedy boarding and are bussed to the plane from the terminal you wont be on the plane first
its cramped inside
they constantly try and flog you stuff the whole flight, scratchcards, calendars, electronic cigarettes, vouchers, anything they can
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If you are flying ryanair then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
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If you want to really are flying ryanair you should have those things:
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If you are flying ryanair and you want to push the limits, try to:
wear about 4 layers of clothin to cut down on your luggage weight
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When you are flying ryanair it is not the same as ... because ...:
flying first class british airways because you only paid £50
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When you are flying ryanair it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
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When you are flying ryanair your "mortal enemies" are:
ryanair
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You know it's the last time you are flying ryanair when:
the plane crashes
you get stung for breaking the rules and get pissed off
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When you are flying ryanair and fail it's probably because:
your execting to be treated better than cargo
your hand luggage is too large or heavy
your hold luggage is too big
you didnt print your boarding pass
you turned up 5 seconds too late
you want to change your booked flight for a different one and realise youre now paying 3x as much
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What would be different in the idea (you are flying ryanair) if you had a million dollars:
you wouldnt fly ryanair
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If you are flying ryanair it's probably because:
they are the cheapest
they are the only airline operating the route you want
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