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If you are going to Hell:

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If you are going to Hell for the first time, you really should: wear something cute kiss ass with the devil burn say hello to my mother-in-law take some beer ask my ex-wife if she wants her alimony checks sent there? enjoy yourself. save a good spot for me bring some holy water you tend to get thirsty read dante's hell spend a week in south florida to get the general idea of the heat index paaaaarty! pray for forgiveness make sure you have a condo right on the lake of fire stlbunny get saved!!! bring solar cream bring a hand-held fan bring a life buoy. not bring a sweatshirt pack a toothbrush and some extra udergarments Hint: make sure... \| get a... \| learn to... \| go to... \| know that... \| buy a... \| start with... \| take some... \| find out... \| have a... \| talk to... \| be a... \| try to... \| read the... \| eat a... \| check your... \| understand that... \| think of... \| learn about... \| read about...	If you are going to Hell you should always: commit more sins. live it up today enjoy the ride bring a fiddle or playing cards, so you can challenge the devil for your soul take the fuck over wave at the lawyers in the basement repent if he says yes then tell him that you wish you were the devil ask the devil for one wish make friends with the devil douche get a cam show first biancalova.com try to not take the road paved with good intentions Hint: have a... \| make sure... \| be prepared... \| take a... \| try to... \| do it... \| wear a... \| find a... \| take the... \| bring a... \| look for... \| start with... \| use a... \| have your... \| keep your... \| buy a... \| take it... \| make your... \| read the... \| go to...	If you are going to Hell you should never: bring a lighter bring gasoline bring the bible start an ice cream business there bring a friend take icecream maker sacrifice your virginity call for god when devil hears repent fart wear tighty whiteys ask when the seasons change bribe a devil. Hint: try to... \| do it... \| buy a... \| be afraid... \| bring a... \| get a... \| search for... \| be a... \| talk about... \| read the... \| look for... \| tell about... \| say i... \| stay in... \| have a... \| give it... \| call it... \| believe everything... \| give in... \| worry about...
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If you are going to Hell you might like this about it: meeting all the politicians there there is no police prostitutes are plentiful chance to meet old friends it' quite warm succubbus are really hot. finally know what religion was right seeing a lot of pious clergy there hang with all the dead rock stars never get cold no need for hot sauce you can get a tana tan* always a place to roast marshmallows nice tan it's free, as is the food drRoflol no need to purchase winter weather gear or snow tires stlbunny Hint: you could... \| you get... \| you can... \| you will... \| now you... \| there are... \| you are... \| if you... \| it is... \| you have... \| there's a... \| there is... \| you don't... \| the way... \| it's pretty... \| no one... \| chicks dig... \| there's no... \| everything is... \| it's really...	If you are going to Hell you won't be happy to know that: there is no swimming pool there is no god ;( it has a one way elevator going down permanently broken ice machine stlbunny hitler doesn't like you no ice water satan took an extended vacation after leaving my ex-wife in charge you forgot your hand basket there is no tv there is no coffee. youre not coming back there's no snow great golf course but you don't have any balls. there's no winter Hint: there is... \| you will... \| most of... \| you can't... \| it's not... \| it is... \| there are... \| if you... \| you probably... \| you have... \| most people... \| this is... \| there's a... \| you need... \| it takes... \| there's no... \| you are... \| they are... \| you're probably... \| you can...	If you are going to Hell then you could enjoy similar things/activities: barbecue with friends working for the IRS fire murdering someone a really bad sunburn fire eating suffer talk show with hitler being someone's boss stlbunny rock and roll politics holding breath for infinity. being creamated be a cellmate of charles manson Hint: being a... \| buying a...
If you want to really are going to Hell you should have those things: aquafina a copy of the breakfast club soundtrack deodorant cigarettes guns and roses album a mean ass fiddle a gun- just in case ice pack more life buoys. ice house jockstraps aC a fan Hint: lots of... \| at least... \| a lot... \| a good... \| a great... \| really big... \| something to...	If you are going to Hell and you want to push the limits, try to: celebrate christmas ask for a drink "on the rocks" pray for rain instead of saying "go to hell" say "come with me!!!" request some tanning lotion ask for a lawyer just say "the hell with it" kick Mike Tyson's ass. ask to go to church on sundays jump into a sling ask "where is the hot tub party?" talk to your foot Hint: do it... \| ask for... \| try to... \| make a... \| ask if... \| not use... \| take a... \| tell them... \| talk to... \| create your... \| take the... \| shoot a... \| ride a... \| make your... \| go to... \| make an... \| actually do... \| work for... \| find a... \| ask to...	When you are going to Hell it is not the same as ... because ...: going to heaven because you can always drink cheat steal and lie being married because marriage is much worse cathing a wind being hungover because hell is forever going to the bahamas because it is hotter Hint: going to... \| being a... \| riding a... \| being an... \| programming in... \| driving, because...
When you are going to Hell it is essentially the same as ... because ...: going somewhere you really dont want to go because its like hell going to heaven because both are unbearable going on a party, because hot Hint: being a... \| being in... \| any other...	When you are going to Hell your "mortal enemies" are: televangelists archbishop Lazarus the parish priest the devil yourself the semen the others love chuck norris your mum Hint: people who... \| lack of... \| high priced... \| people with... \| things that... \| get rich... \| other geeks... \| a phone...	These sites will help you when you are going to Hell: www.hellfaq.com www.wikipedia.org usa.gov rotten.com www.hell.com www.welcometobrotherbloods.com www.bringyourassheresothaticou ldturmentit.com www.4chan.org www.oh_damn_im_going _to_hell.com Hint: ...
You know it's the last time you are going to Hell when: it's your first time. you're there for all eternity you turn into vapour somehow saint peter opesn the gate for heaven when you willingly say that you will never go to the us again Hint: you get... \| you have... \| you are... \| you run... \| you see... \| you find... \| when your... \| you go... \| the last... \| you lost... \| you receive... \| you can't... \| you try... \| the instructor... \| you look... \| you buy... \| you start... \| it's the... \| you hear... \| your approval...	When you are going to Hell and fail it's probably because: you trusted gps to get there you're not as bad as you thought you turned at the wrong corner your straight! you fell in love there Hint: you are... \| you were... \| you didn't... \| you tried... \| you're not... \| you got... \| you didnt... \| you had... \| you don't... \| you took... \| it wasn't... \| you have... \| you dont... \| you couldn't... \| you aren't... \| you've got... \| it was... \| you smoke... \| you asked... \| you drank...	What would be different in the idea (you are going to Hell) if you had a million dollars: would have never sold my soul to the devil nothing drRoflol i would burn out more quickly i wouldnt go to hell because i would of bribed heavens bouncer i wouldnt take the money with me because that just fuels the fire Hint: you could... \| you would... \| i would... \| you'd be... \| i could... \| you wouldn't... \| you can... \| i wouldnt... \| it would... \| you'd have... \| i'd buy... \| i wouldn't...
If you are going to Hell it's probably because: i live as i want, without any rules u killed that hooker and buried her in the desert youre an asshole you chopped off barbie heads you ate the last porkchop you bought a shamwow you are a milf you tripped old women and stole thier purse youre christian oh lawdy lawdy yous a sinnah you are awesome you screwed your neighbours wife, and their dog drRoflol u voted republican Hint: you are... \| you have... \| you can't... \| you want... \| you lost... \| you just... \| you need... \| it is... \| you love... \| you've got...

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