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If you are going to Hell for the first time, you really should:
  • wear something cute   
  • kiss ass with the devil   
  • burn   
  • bring some holy water you tend to get thirsty   
  • bring a gun   
  • enjoy yourself.   
  • save a good spot for me   
  • take some beer   
  • say hello to my mother-in-law   
  • paaaaarty!   
  • read dante's hell   
  • ask my ex-wife if she wants her alimony checks sent there?   
  • spend a week in south florida to get the general idea of the heat index   
  • wear asbestos   
  • make sure you have a condo right on the lake of fire   stlbunny
  • like your mother in law   
  • make sure not to make jokes about lawyers or atheists- you're going to be spending alot of time with them and good impressions are everything   
  • prepare to stay forever..   
  • its over awee boo hoo u whore(:   
  • wear suncream   
  • realise it doesnt exist and use your intent and belief of this and it'll go away   
  • bring the salt   
  • wake up hell isn't real   
  • barbecue   
  • do a bunch of drugs so you can have fun on the way down   
  • bring solar cream   
  • pray for forgiveness   
  • bring a hand-held fan   
  • get saved!!!   
  • pack a toothbrush and some extra udergarments   
  • bring a life buoy.   
  • not bring a sweatshirt   
If you are going to Hell you should always:
  • live it up today   
  • enjoy the ride   
  • bring a fiddle or playing cards, so you can challenge the devil for your soul   
  • commit more sins.   
  • bring a friend   
  • hve fun   
  • take the fuck over   
  • shoot the devil in the face   
  • if he says yes then tell him that you wish you were the devil   
  • ask the devil for one wish   
  • wave at the lawyers in the basement   
  • find a way out before going   
  • get laid as much as you can   
  • arrive there in a ball of fire and metal   
  • douche   
  • bring the poet   
  • bring the poet   tetsuo
  • enjoy life   
  • make a ring of salt around your house   
  • avoide hellhounds   
  • avoid alastair   
  • say hi to osama for me   
  • say, "the hell with it"   
  • make friends with the devil   
  • get a cam show first biancalova.com   
  • repent   
  • try to not   
  • take the road paved with good intentions   
If you are going to Hell you should never:
  • bring the bible   
  • bring gasoline   
  • bring a lighter   
  • sacrifice your virginity   
  • start an ice cream business there   
  • go   
  • keep fireworks in your pocket   
  • bring a friend   
  • take icecream maker   
  • not shoot the devil in the face   
  • be wheeled in with a gray face and a tube up your nose   
  • call for god when devil hears   
  • keep doing wrong. stop the bad now   
  • believe it is real   
  • forget salt   
  • piss off lucifer   
  • refuse to be his vessel   
  • mention the devil's father (he's real sensitive)   
  • tell the devil your plans of taking over   
  • tell him to go to hell   
  • repent   
  • fart   
  • wear tighty whiteys   
  • ask when the seasons change   
  • bribe a devil.   
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If you are going to Hell you might like this about it:
  • prostitutes are plentiful   
  • meeting all the politicians there   
  • there is no police   
  • chance to meet old friends   
  • it' quite warm   
  • succubbus are really hot.   
  • finally know what religion was right   
  • seeing a lot of pious clergy there   
  • hang with all the dead rock stars   
  • never get cold   
  • no need for hot sauce   
  • you can get a tana   
  • tan*   
  • always a place to roast marshmallows   
  • it'll be warm and you'll know people there..   
  • you can shoot the devil in the face   
  • you feel like your in controll, you're the badd ass here   
  • it doesnt actually exist, and your own mental intent and beliefs can pull you out of it   
  • you'll tan in no time   
  • all hot girls go there   
  • no holy rollers   
  • nice tan   
  • it's free, as is the food   drRoflol
  • no need to purchase winter weather gear or snow tires   stlbunny
If you are going to Hell you won't be happy to know that:
  • there is no swimming pool   
  • hitler doesn't like you   
  • there is no god ;(   
  • no ice water   
  • it has a one way elevator going down   
  • permanently broken ice machine   stlbunny
  • if you dont have a gun, you cant shoot the devil in the face   
  • there is no tv   
  • everyone that you know is looking at you from heaven   
  • you could've been better. gone to heaven   
  • it doesn't really exist, and the hell youre in you created yourself   
  • alastair's got his torture chamber all warm and toasty for you   
  • no ice cream   
  • your mama is waiting for you there   
  • you can do all the drugs you want but cant get high   
  • rick santorum will be there   
  • satan took an extended vacation after leaving my ex-wife in charge   
  • you forgot your hand basket   
  • there is no coffee.   
  • youre not coming back   
  • there's no snow   
  • great golf course but you don't have any balls.   
  • there's no winter   
If you are going to Hell then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • barbecue with friends   
  • working for the IRS   
  • fire   
  • talk show with hitler   
  • murdering someone   
  • a really bad sunburn   
  • fire eating   
  • suffer   
  • law school   
  • shooting the devils best friend steve in the face   
  • saunas   
  • stamping on puppies   
  • regreting your life   
  • be hot   
  • bbqing your former bully   
  • rock and roll   
  • politics   
  • holding breath for infinity.   
  • being creamated   
  • being someone's boss   stlbunny
  • be a cellmate of charles manson   
If you want to really are going to Hell you should have those things:
  • aquafina   
  • a copy of the breakfast club soundtrack   
  • deodorant   
  • cigarettes   
  • guns and roses album   
  • a mean ass fiddle   
  • alot of dildos   
  • a gun   
  • ice water   
  • salt   
  • jack and cokes   
  • a gun- just in case   
  • ice pack   
  • more life buoys.   
  • ice house   
  • jockstraps   
  • aC   
  • a fan   
If you are going to Hell and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • celebrate christmas   
  • ask for a drink "on the rocks"   
  • shoot the devil twice in the face   
  • avoid limbo   
  • think you dont deserve this   
  • party with chuck norris   
  • instead of saying "go to hell" say "come with me!!!"   
  • request some tanning lotion   
  • ask for a lawyer   
  • pray for rain   
  • just say "the hell with it"   
  • kick Mike Tyson's ass.   
  • ask to go to church on sundays   
  • jump into a sling   
  • ask "where is the hot tub party?"   
  • talk to your foot   
When you are going to Hell it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • going to heaven because you can always drink cheat steal and lie   
  • being married because marriage is much worse   
  • shooting god in the face   
  • being happy because your only in a place that will remind you of all your wrong doings   
  • giving birth---its your own fault ur in hell not ur stupid ass baby daddys   
  • cathing a wind   
  • being hungover because hell is forever   
  • going to the bahamas because it is hotter   
When you are going to Hell it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
  • going somewhere you really dont want to go because its like hell   
  • going to heaven because both are unbearable   
  • going on a party, because hot   
When you are going to Hell your "mortal enemies" are:
  • televangelists   
  • the devil, shoot him in the face   
  • archbishop Lazarus   
  • the parish priest   
  • the devil   
  • yourself   
  • the semen   
  • yourself for being stupid enough to send yourself there   
  • the others   
  • love   
  • chuck norris   
  • your mum   
These sites will help you when you are going to Hell:
  • www.wikipedia.org   
  • usa.gov   
  • rotten.com   
  • www.hell.com   
  • www.welcometobrotherbloods.com   
  • www.bringyourassheresothaticou ldturmentit.com   
  • www.google.com   
  • www.oh_damn_im_going _to_hell.com   
  • www.hellfaq.com   
  • redtube.com   
  • www.how_to_shoot_the_devil_in_ the_face.com   
  • www.4chan.org   
  • itanmulli.com   
  • facebook.com   
You know it's the last time you are going to Hell when:
  • it's your first time.   
  • you're there for all eternity   
  • you turn into vapour   
  • somehow saint peter opesn the gate for heaven   
  • when you willingly say that you will never go to the us again   
  • you shot at the devil's face and missed   
  • u are stuck in a room with an unfunny comedienne   
When you are going to Hell and fail it's probably because:
  • you trusted gps to get there   
  • you're not as bad as you thought   
  • there is actually no such place   
  • you aren't dead yet   
  • aisian driver   
  • you saved that kitten from an alligator   
  • you turned at the wrong corner   
  • you fell in love there   
  • your straight!   
What would be different in the idea (you are going to Hell) if you had a million dollars:
  • would have never sold my soul to the devil   
  • nothing   drRoflol
  • i would burn out more quickly   
  • i wouldnt go to hell because i would of bribed heavens bouncer   
  • i would just get there quicker---lambos are fast   
  • i wouldnt take the money with me because that just fuels the fire   
If you are going to Hell it's probably because:
  • i live as i want, without any rules   
  • youre an asshole   
  • u killed that hooker and buried her in the desert   
  • you chopped off barbie heads   
  • you ate the last porkchop   
  • took my beer   
  • you are awesome   
  • you bought a shamwow   
  • you are a milf   
  • you tripped old women and stole thier purse   
  • youre christian   
  • oh lawdy lawdy yous a sinnah   
  • your black   
  • no free place in paradise   
  • you forgot the salt   
  • your bored   
  • come on you know what you did that summer----the goat never did walk right again   
  • you screwed your neighbours wife, and their dog   drRoflol
  • u voted republican   


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