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If you are going to Moscow, Russia for the first time, you really should: ask what they stole from vn? wear a hat kiss a boy in a Red square see train station belaruskaya become alcoholic firstly visit Slava Vishnyakov see Kremlin balls buy a dildo get in trouble visit butovo Hint: make sure... \| get a... \| learn to... \| go to... \| know that... \| buy a... \| start with... \| take some... \| find out... \| have a... \| talk to... \| be a... \| try to... \| read the... \| eat a... \| check your... \| understand that... \| think of... \| learn about... \| read about...	If you are going to Moscow, Russia you should always: have $$$ and get waisted carry a passport with you tip the Customs Officer or else fart on a girl around park pobedy lick some titties have fun meet a "bomzh" - homeless spend a lot of maney Hint: have a... \| make sure... \| be prepared... \| take a... \| try to... \| do it... \| wear a... \| find a... \| take the... \| bring a... \| look for... \| start with... \| use a... \| have your... \| keep your... \| buy a... \| take it... \| make your... \| read the... \| go to...	If you are going to Moscow, Russia you should never: smile talk say what you think live an airport that you arived trust anyone go naked touch anything go to any "vokzal" - railway station tell you are from usa go to mcdonald's do business get a prostitute Hint: try to... \| do it... \| buy a... \| be afraid... \| bring a... \| get a... \| search for... \| be a... \| talk about... \| read the... \| look for... \| tell about... \| say i... \| stay in... \| have a... \| give it... \| call it... \| believe everything... \| give in... \| worry about...
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If you are going to Moscow, Russia you might like this about it: frendly people :) red Square pube toast camel toes the cheap dirty whores u can do all what u want cheap vodka Hint: you could... \| you get... \| you can... \| you will... \| now you... \| there are... \| you are... \| if you... \| it is... \| you have... \| there's a... \| there is... \| you don't... \| the way... \| it's pretty... \| no one... \| chicks dig... \| there's no... \| everything is... \| it's really...	If you are going to Moscow, Russia you won't be happy to know that: your credit cards might be accepted in city downtown, but 10 minutes from there and it's local cash only some of the hotels in the downtown may cost as much as $5000 per night there isnt much prostitutes some of the locals are not cirumsised// everything is soooo expensive! Hint: there is... \| you will... \| most of... \| you can't... \| it's not... \| it is... \| there are... \| if you... \| you probably... \| you have... \| most people... \| this is... \| there's a... \| you need... \| it takes... \| there's no... \| you are... \| they are... \| you're probably... \| you can...	If you are going to Moscow, Russia then you could enjoy similar things/activities: boys girls biking Hint: being a... \| buying a...
If you want to really are going to Moscow, Russia you should have those things: Russian visa (not the credit card) gun a lot of cash lots of condoms good health Hint: lots of... \| at least... \| a lot... \| a good... \| a great... \| really big... \| something to...	If you are going to Moscow, Russia and you want to push the limits, try to: carry a gun] carry a Georgia flag call the policeman 'an idiot' play a vodka drinking game with Russians piss them off play russian roulette get into a sausage fest fart on a pumpkin say "hachik" to everyone who doesn't look as slovenian walk near the city outskirts in the dark Hint: do it... \| ask for... \| try to... \| make a... \| ask if... \| not use... \| take a... \| tell them... \| talk to... \| create your... \| take the... \| shoot a... \| ride a... \| make your... \| go to... \| make an... \| actually do... \| work for... \| find a... \| ask to...	When you are going to Moscow, Russia it is not the same as ... because ...: going to Europe, because Moscow is much less friendly place is the best place around the world! rest of the Russia, because Moscow is richer Hint: going to... \| being a... \| riding a... \| being an... \| programming in... \| driving, because...
When you are going to Moscow, Russia it is essentially the same as ... because ...: london, because you'll never understand local traffic rules paris. unique, expensive, unforgettable and very very beautiful down below. because there is so many cocks Hint: being a... \| being in... \| any other...	When you are going to Moscow, Russia your "mortal enemies" are: corrupt authorities drink customs including yourself. gopniks - the guys in cheap sport uniform who rob for fun everyone bidlo-ladies, dinamo-ladies sales man Hint: people who... \| lack of... \| high priced... \| people with... \| things that... \| get rich... \| other geeks... \| a phone...	These sites will help you when you are going to Moscow, Russia: englishrussia.com/ redtube redtube.com unclepasha.com Hint: ...
You know it's the last time you are going to Moscow, Russia when: wake up in a bush without your belt you see the cold eyes of customs worker in Sheremet'evo terminal it implodes or exsplodes boom Hint: you get... \| you have... \| you are... \| you run... \| you see... \| you find... \| when your... \| you go... \| the last... \| you lost... \| you receive... \| you can't... \| you try... \| the instructor... \| you look... \| you buy... \| you start... \| it's the... \| you hear... \| your approval...	When you are going to Moscow, Russia and fail it's probably because: or the vodka you had a slight feeling or remorse and decided it wasent worththe bullet or the painKillers you've been very naughty and didnt respect others you tried to teach a lama to drive then it drove off a cliff and you shouted 'nooo lama noooo" and it screamed in pain as the bull ants ripped apart its testicles slowly oh and there was a banana involved Hint: you are... \| you were... \| you didn't... \| you tried... \| you're not... \| you got... \| you didnt... \| you had... \| you don't... \| you took... \| it wasn't... \| you have... \| you dont... \| you couldn't... \| you aren't... \| you've got... \| it was... \| you smoke... \| you asked... \| you drank...	What would be different in the idea (you are going to Moscow, Russia) if you had a million dollars: you could get more prostitutes than you could handle u can do all what u can wish Hint: you could... \| you would... \| i would... \| you'd be... \| i could... \| you wouldn't... \| you can... \| i wouldnt... \| it would... \| you'd have... \| i'd buy... \| i wouldn't...
If you are going to Moscow, Russia it's probably because: you're awesome the whole world is red you want to become an abramovich you realy wanna see the posh life you know there is no other place like moscow, its just the best potatos can fly u wanna get in troubles Hint: you are... \| you have... \| you can't... \| you want... \| you lost... \| you just... \| you need... \| it is... \| you love... \| you've got...