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If you are going to Moscow, Russia for the first time, you really should:
  • kiss a boy in a Red square   
  • see train station belaruskaya   
  • visit butovo   
  • become alcoholic firstly   
  • wear a hat   
  • ask what they stole from vn?   
  • visit Slava Vishnyakov   
  • see Kremlin   
If you are going to Moscow, Russia you should always:
  • tip the Customs Officer or else   
  • have $$$   
  • and get waisted   
  • carry a passport with you   
If you are going to Moscow, Russia you should never:
  • go naked   
  • trust anyone   
  • say what you think   
  • do business   
  • smile   
  • go to mcdonald's   
  • live an airport that you arived   
  • talk   
  • get a prostitute   
If you are going to Moscow, Russia you might like this about it:
  • cheap vodka   
  • red Square   
  • frendly people :)   
If you are going to Moscow, Russia you won't be happy to know that:
  • some of the hotels in the downtown may cost as much as $5000 per night   
  • your credit cards might be accepted in city downtown, but 10 minutes from there and it's local cash only   
If you are going to Moscow, Russia then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • boys   
  • girls   
If you want to really are going to Moscow, Russia you should have those things:
  • Russian visa (not the credit card)   
  • gun   
  • a lot of cash   
If you are going to Moscow, Russia and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • carry a gun]   
  • carry a Georgia flag   
  • call the policeman 'an idiot'   
  • play a vodka drinking game with Russians   
  • piss them off   
  • play russian roulette   
  • walk near the city outskirts in the dark   
When you are going to Moscow, Russia it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • going to Europe, because Moscow is much less friendly place   
  • rest of the Russia, because Moscow is richer   
When you are going to Moscow, Russia it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
  • london, because you'll never understand local traffic rules   
When you are going to Moscow, Russia your "mortal enemies" are:
  • corrupt authorities   
  • drink   
  • customs   
  • gopniks - the guys in cheap sport uniform who rob for fun   
  • everyone   
  • including yourself.   
  • bidlo-ladies, dinamo-ladies   
These sites will help you when you are going to Moscow, Russia:
  • unclepasha.com   
  • englishrussia.com/   
You know it's the last time you are going to Moscow, Russia when:
  • wake up in a bush without your belt   
  • you see the cold eyes of customs worker in Sheremet'evo terminal   
  • it implodes   
  • or exsplodes   
  • boom   
When you are going to Moscow, Russia and fail it's probably because:
  • or the vodka   
  • you had a slight feeling or remorse and decided it wasent worththe bullet   
  • or the painKillers   
What would be different in the idea (you are going to Moscow, Russia) if you had a million dollars:
If you are going to Moscow, Russia it's probably because:
  • the whole world is red   
  • you're awesome   
  • you want to become an abramovich   
  • you realy wanna see the posh life   


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