If you are going to Moscow, Russia you might like this about it:
frendly people :)
red Square
pube toast
camel toes
the cheap dirty whores
u can do all what u want
cheap vodka
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If you are going to Moscow, Russia you won't be happy to know that:
your credit cards might be accepted in city downtown, but 10 minutes from there and it's local cash only
some of the hotels in the downtown may cost as much as $5000 per night
there isnt much prostitutes
some of the locals are not cirumsised//
everything is soooo expensive!
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If you are going to Moscow, Russia then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
boys
girls
biking
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If you want to really are going to Moscow, Russia you should have those things:
Russian visa (not the credit card)
gun
a lot of cash
lots of condoms
good health
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If you are going to Moscow, Russia and you want to push the limits, try to:
carry a gun]
carry a Georgia flag
call the policeman 'an idiot'
play a vodka drinking game with Russians
piss them off
play russian roulette
get into a sausage fest
fart on a pumpkin
say "hachik" to everyone who doesn't look as slovenian
walk near the city outskirts in the dark
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When you are going to Moscow, Russia it is not the same as ... because ...:
going to Europe, because Moscow is much less friendly place
is the best place around the world!
rest of the Russia, because Moscow is richer
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When you are going to Moscow, Russia it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
london, because you'll never understand local traffic rules
paris. unique, expensive, unforgettable and very very beautiful
down below. because there is so many cocks
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When you are going to Moscow, Russia your "mortal enemies" are:
corrupt authorities
drink
customs
including yourself.
gopniks - the guys in cheap sport uniform who rob for fun
everyone
bidlo-ladies, dinamo-ladies
sales man
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These sites will help you when you are going to Moscow, Russia:
englishrussia.com/
redtube
redtube.com
unclepasha.com
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You know it's the last time you are going to Moscow, Russia when:
wake up in a bush without your belt
you see the cold eyes of customs worker in Sheremet'evo terminal
it implodes
or exsplodes
boom
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When you are going to Moscow, Russia and fail it's probably because:
or the vodka
you had a slight feeling or remorse and decided it wasent worththe bullet
or the painKillers
you've been very naughty and didnt respect others
you tried to teach a lama to drive then it drove off a cliff and you shouted 'nooo lama noooo" and it screamed in pain as the bull ants ripped apart its testicles slowly
oh and there was a banana involved
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What would be different in the idea (you are going to Moscow, Russia) if you had a million dollars:
you could get more prostitutes than you could handle
u can do all what u can wish
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If you are going to Moscow, Russia it's probably because:
you're awesome
the whole world is red
you want to become an abramovich
you realy wanna see the posh life
you know there is no other place like moscow, its just the best
potatos can fly
u wanna get in troubles
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