If you are going to Niagara Falls you might like this about it:
you dont live there
casinos
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If you are going to Niagara Falls you won't be happy to know that:
after ten minutes of delight you will becom bored
while parking is expensive near the Falls, it's free at the close by Casinos.
canadian booze is expensive
bars close at only 2:00am
it's not in the wilderness but in the middle of a city
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If you are going to Niagara Falls then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
watching paint dry
dish washing machine
walking down to gorge
aero Car ride over the whirlpool rapids - very scary but safe
butterfly museum
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If you want to really are going to Niagara Falls you should have those things:
a method of getting home soon
canadian money
poncho
credit card
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If you are going to Niagara Falls and you want to push the limits, try to:
the Cave of the Winds
ride on The Maid Of The Mist
ride a Jet Boat
buy a barrel and head for the water
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When you are going to Niagara Falls it is not the same as ... because ...:
toronto which has a big city feel
going to the zoo at chester which is all about animals and not spectalur scenery
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When you are going to Niagara Falls it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
'travelling to' and would also a better use of English
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When you are going to Niagara Falls your "mortal enemies" are:
people who push and shove
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These sites will help you when you are going to Niagara Falls:
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You know it's the last time you are going to Niagara Falls when:
someone ties concrete blocks to your ankles
you're giving the tour
you go to Niagara Falls
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When you are going to Niagara Falls and fail it's probably because:
the batteries in your sat nav are flat
lost it all at the casino
you got married
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What would be different in the idea (you are going to Niagara Falls) if you had a million dollars:
leave the wife back home
you'd stay at a better hotel room and eat at that fancy resturant on the Canadian side
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If you are going to Niagara Falls it's probably because:
you couldn't afford a better honeymoon
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