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If you are going to Niagara Falls for the first time, you really should:
  • shop at Duty Free stores   
  • explore the natural setting of the American side   
  • see the Horseshoe Falls   
  • visit the Canadian side of Niagara Falls.   
  • take a tour of the tunnels behind the falls   
  • jump   
If you are going to Niagara Falls you should always:
  • bring a camera!   
  • learn to spell "Niagara" instead of "Niagra"   
If you are going to Niagara Falls you should never:
  • try to "cool off" in the upper rapids   
  • try to "cool off" in the gorge... yes, that's a whirlpool down there   
  • jump in   
  • tell the Customs Officer to "speed it up"   
If you are going to Niagara Falls you might like this about it:
  • you dont live there   
  • casinos   
If you are going to Niagara Falls you won't be happy to know that:
  • after ten minutes of delight you will becom bored   
  • while parking is expensive near the Falls, it's free at the close by Casinos.   
  • canadian booze is expensive   
  • bars close at only 2:00am   
  • it's not in the wilderness but in the middle of a city   
If you are going to Niagara Falls then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • watching paint dry   
  • dish washing machine   
  • walking down to gorge   
  • aero Car ride over the whirlpool rapids - very scary but safe   
  • butterfly museum   
If you want to really are going to Niagara Falls you should have those things:
  • a method of getting home soon   
  • canadian money   
  • poncho   
  • credit card   
If you are going to Niagara Falls and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • the Cave of the Winds   
  • ride on The Maid Of The Mist   
  • ride a Jet Boat   
  • buy a barrel and head for the water   
When you are going to Niagara Falls it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • toronto which has a big city feel   
  • going to the zoo at chester which is all about animals and not spectalur scenery   
When you are going to Niagara Falls it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
  • 'travelling to' and would also a better use of English   
When you are going to Niagara Falls your "mortal enemies" are:
  • people who push and shove   
These sites will help you when you are going to Niagara Falls:
You know it's the last time you are going to Niagara Falls when:
  • someone ties concrete blocks to your ankles   
  • you're giving the tour   
  • you go to Niagara Falls   
When you are going to Niagara Falls and fail it's probably because:
  • the batteries in your sat nav are flat   
  • lost it all at the casino   
  • you got married   
What would be different in the idea (you are going to Niagara Falls) if you had a million dollars:
  • leave the wife back home   
  • you'd stay at a better hotel room and eat at that fancy resturant on the Canadian side   
If you are going to Niagara Falls it's probably because:
  • you couldn't afford a better honeymoon   


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