If you are going to be a designer you might like this about it:
screw the colors! You are a designer
you really can feel superior
your creation can have as many fingers as you want to
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If you are going to be a designer you won't be happy to know that:
the check is in the mail (and sometimes it gets lost)
some customers have better taste than your
some colors don't mix
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If you are going to be a designer then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
chemist
being a chef
buying a car
taking photographs of polar bears
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If you want to really are going to be a designer you should have those things:
pen and paper
fantasy
brush or Photoshop
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If you are going to be a designer and you want to push the limits, try to:
work for free
wrong! Never sell your work for free, you don't want to create something that has no value!
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When you are going to be a designer it is not the same as ... because ...:
being normal ..... designers are weirdos with big egos and small other things
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When you are going to be a designer it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
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When you are going to be a designer your "mortal enemies" are:
shitty boss
real talent
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These sites will help you when you are going to be a designer:
coudal.com
deviantart.com
Hint: ...
You know it's the last time you are going to be a designer when:
when your hidden text 'fuck you' are discovered by the client
you were carving an text in stone and client asks to space out the lines more
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When you are going to be a designer and fail it's probably because:
people actually liked your designs
you were a useful human being
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What would be different in the idea (you are going to be a designer) if you had a million dollars:
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If you are going to be a designer it's probably because:
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