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If you are going to be a designer for the first time, you really should:
  • need the passion   
  • learn to explore   
  • be a poseur and talk with a lisp   
  • have a creative mind   
If you are going to be a designer you should always:
  • know that the highest paid persons opinion (hippo) always triumphs   
  • wear pink shoes and yellow socks   
  • learn to say things like "its a work in progrsress"   
If you are going to be a designer you should never:
  • make pants with three legs   
  • write red letters on a red background   
  • use pure yellow on a print document   
  • use Times Roman for a client project   
  • write blue letters on a red background   
  • write red letters on blue background   
If you are going to be a designer you might like this about it:
  • screw the colors! You are a designer   
  • you really can feel superior   
  • your creation can have as many fingers as you want to   
If you are going to be a designer you won't be happy to know that:
  • the check is in the mail (and sometimes it gets lost)   
  • some customers have better taste than your   
  • some colors don't mix   
If you are going to be a designer then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • chemist   
  • being a chef   
  • buying a car   
  • taking photographs of polar bears   
If you want to really are going to be a designer you should have those things:
  • pen and paper   
  • fantasy   
  • brush or Photoshop   
If you are going to be a designer and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • work for free   
  • wrong! Never sell your work for free, you don't want to create something that has no value!   
When you are going to be a designer it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • being normal ..... designers are weirdos with big egos and small other things   
When you are going to be a designer it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
When you are going to be a designer your "mortal enemies" are:
  • shitty boss   
  • real talent   
These sites will help you when you are going to be a designer:
  • coudal.com   
  • deviantart.com   
You know it's the last time you are going to be a designer when:
  • when your hidden text 'fuck you' are discovered by the client   
  • you were carving an text in stone and client asks to space out the lines more   
When you are going to be a designer and fail it's probably because:
  • people actually liked your designs   
  • you were a useful human being   
What would be different in the idea (you are going to be a designer) if you had a million dollars:
If you are going to be a designer it's probably because:


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