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If you are going to be a programmer for the first time, you really should:
  • understand OOP   anonymous
  • read documentation   anonymous
  • think of something you want to program. Tic tac toe solver, anything.   anonymous
  • try to keep it simple   anonymous
If you are going to be a programmer you should always:
  • learn a new language or two each couple years - to learn some new tricks   yoihj
  • use "while(true) {" a lot.   anonymous
  • call your variables $var1, $var2, $var3 and so on.   anonymous
  • comment before you code   anonymous
  • debug your programs   yoihj
  • program like your the person who is going to read your code is a psychotic killer who knows where you live   yoihj
  • remember you're real people not a robot   anonymous
  • expect your input to be untrusted   yoihj
  • start programming and dont stop   anonymous
  • be sure that programming is what you want to do - remember - it's tedious and boring at times   anonymous
If you are going to be a programmer you should never:
If you are going to be a programmer you might like this about it:
  • as soon as you can compile it, you can sell it as pre-release, RC1,2,3,4, alpha, beta   anonymous
  • you will be able to customize everything or almost   anonymous
  • you can finally control your computer rather than the other way around.   anonymous
If you are going to be a programmer you won't be happy to know that:
  • knowing that you can control your computer in a thousand different ways   anonymous
  • the longest part of creating a program is it's debugging - that is running it over and over and over and over again   anonymous
  • um, no its not. You won't be happy to know that you are the only one who likes your program.   anonymous
If you are going to be a programmer then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
If you want to really are going to be a programmer you should have those things:
If you are going to be a programmer and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • use Assembler   anonymous
  • i programmed once drunk, the results were quite impressively not funnee the next morning   anonymous
  • program the matrix and make it real   anonymous
  • programme while drunk   anonymous
  • programming while drunk is impossible. Programming while stoned is the only way to go.   anonymous
When you are going to be a programmer it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • being a janitor, because you sit on your *ss all day   anonymous
  • html, because html is a formatting language only.   anonymous
When you are going to be a programmer it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
  • being an engineer or architect, because you have to invent many walkaraounds in order it was functional   anonymous
  • being hitler over your computer because.   anonymous
These sites will help you when you are going to be a programmer:
When you are going to be a programmer your "mortal enemies" are:
You know it's the last time you are going to be a programmer when:
  • if you=****** and boss=******* then end; else goto ln=1   anonymous
  • being called a ********** by your boss   anonymous
  • you tell your boss he is a **********   anonymous
When you are going to be a programmer and fail it's probably because:
  • nULL   anonymous
  • you cant decode the binary   anonymous
  • code lines are too scary   anonymous
  • 010101010010000001110011011101 010110001101101011001000000110 000101110100001000000110100101 110100   anonymous
  • 01100100 01101001 01100100 01101110 01110100 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01101011 01101000 01100001 01110010 01100100 01100101 01101110 01101111 01100110   anonymous
What would be different in the idea (you are going to be a programmer) if you had a million dollars:
  • you can start your own company   anonymous
  • you can just chill and program instead of working too.   anonymous
If you are going to be a programmer it's probably because:


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