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If you are going to rob a bank for the first time, you really should:
  • not get caught   
  • have a plan   
  • do it at a small town bank. not to many witnesses   
  • get stylish sunglasses. Won't help, but you'd look gorgeos on the front pages.   
  • do it in the morning   
  • have backup   
  • have a black driver   
  • ask a lawyer for support   
  • make sure that your partner isn't working for the cops*****   
  • ask me for help   
  • hug and kiss your wife and kids   
  • hurry up and leave, and dont go by yourself.!!   
  • choose the right handgun (probably silinced   
  • i am going to rob a bank and need help i will rwturn to thus page to   
  • not be mexican   
  • jerk off several times a day for months and save the jizz in a cup and throw it in the tellers face on your way out   
  • wait till the bank is closed, disarm the security system and take your time   
  • have fun with the bank teller before you leave   
  • 2 toyguns and you gonna have a real gun and your team dont know that   
  • get to a safe place   
  • burn people with cigarettes   
  • this is very useful in my plan to take over the world   
  • drop your landlors id   
  • 3 in your team   
  • wink at the hotties that work there'   
  • get high so when you go to prison it wiont hurt as much   
  • buy plenty of bullets   
  • become a cop so you're less suspicious to other cops when you drive away   
  • take a shit on the desk   
  • ride piggy back on the bank manager tto get away   
  • if you get caught, shove a cigarette in a cops eye   
  • stupid idots   
  • ask your mom if you can rob the bank, see if she will be your getaway driver mom kick ass in that they know the shortcuts around the town for getting to places quick   
  • be the first black person to get away with on a back of a unicorn dildo   
  • courtney gabe says he loves you   
  • rent a lion costume for a desguise   
  • tell everyone in the bank that it's not your first time   
  • ask experienced people for advice. THe polic know lots about it, so call them for help.   
  • leave a call number just incase theres a problem with the transaction   
  • don't forget to leave enough in your account to pay netflix and itunes   
  • make sure it's not a laundromat   
  • cry wolf only once   
  • start small, wait between jobs   
  • ask the staff nicely if you coul dhave the money   
  • call nicholas masa for backup   
  • if you go with masks, make it some kind of cute animal like a rabbit. it will be less mentally scarring for the cashier   
  • eat some cheese   
  • if you're white make sure you have 2 black guys they will get arrested instead of you :>   
  • tell fernando that pablo is waiting for us in the car   
  • ask to transfer all the money into your personal account   
  • make sure your high !it helps   
  • have a friend named courtney that's "usually nice people" as she says now   
  • courtney will not help you everybody do not count on her!!!   
  • kill all witnesses   
  • take kirishanth with you   
  • pop a pill so you feel less pain   
  • get blazed then act like a retard   
  • most of these were dumb.... im robbing a bank tonight.... and if what you told me to do doesnt work, ill find you, and then kill you!!!!!!!   
  • beat your wife untill she calls you mac daddy   
  • not go to englishtoghetto.com   
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  • <a href="www.englishtoghetto.com" >visit englishtoghetto.com!</a>   
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  • get in at night break the camera while wearing a mask and im stinking rich baby!   
  • buy a gun   
  • wear comfortable shoes & flee in a taxi then get out of the taxi and change your shirt then get in another taxi 2 blocks away   
  • leave your trade mark 'doing the helicopter with your cock while walking out the door'   
  • be sure you don't need to pinch one, the turtle head will poke out if you're nervous   
  • neek ekht el dene.   
  • update your facebook status   
  • if you're white, paint your face to look like you're black and vice versa, or dress up like a girl   
  • lick a mans balls   
  • go in to the bathroom and jack off   gray12345
  • get all your red neck friends   gray12345
  • do it like a boss   
  • wear a big bird costume   
  • tape a bunch of road flares to your chest   
  • case the bank first   
  • put on a name tag so you could be become a ledgend in the future   
  • say "i come here to chew bubble gum and kick as...and im all out of bubble gum"   
  • not do it   
  • make sure the economy is not pants!!!   
  • fake an australian accent, put brown shoe polish on so you look like an aborigine   
  • kidnapp person with bank keys when bank closes then wait till 3:00am go in get the cash kill the key person ecape   
  • snort a bunch of coke   
  • be dumb to think you'll get away with it   
  • ask trhe teller for a blowjob first then dont pull out :d   
  • watch inside man   
  • have an extra partner be a hostage to get all of them on your side   
  • grab some complimentary pens   
  • die   
  • get the cash   
  • my email is master_pi   
  • eat icecream   
  • blows weed vapor through the vent system   
  • kill em all   
  • get spanked really hard by your parents since you tell them your a robber. pants down and get the paddle! only if a female   
  • have bouncers wait outside   
  • announce it on twitter   
  • jack off   
  • kill your team and you got the cash by your self   
  • wear a condom   
  • smoke cigarettes   
  • i once had a glass of water   
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  • thisis stupid   
  • make everyone in your group dress up as jokers and have them kill each other off one by one untill the money is all yours   
  • retarded   
  • weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee   
  • start crying   
  • ask for cashiers check instead of cash, it's safer, you won't get robbed   
  • buy some stockings   
  • shoot everyone   
If you are going to rob a bank you should always:
  • have a gun   
  • wear body armor   
  • stake it out.   
  • wear a presidential mask   
  • have an alabi   
  • check opening hours   
  • watch 3 action movies at least   
  • kidnap manager night before   
  • eat a good breakfast   
  • remember to not wear your nametag   
  • check for exploding dye   
  • have a gun, and a duffel bag   
  • break up with your ugly girlfriend   
  • report a bank robbery at a bank across town   
  • eat a sensible breakfast   
  • take a dump before you go   
  • watch prison break.. just incase you get caught   
  • remember the money   tetsuo
  • change your identity   
  • make sure you got ppl smart enough to help you   
  • 3) trustworthy robbers to back you up   
  • a getaway driver   
  • fake your own death afterwards   
  • brush your teeth   
  • make peace with the fact you might die in the process   
  • ask someone to feed your fish if you plan on skipping town   
  • 4) if your in a city with police or state police helicopters get a soviet-sam launcher from pakistan for $20 or get a .50 calibur rifle   
  • take a bag for the money. don'   
  • 5) train on modern warfare 2 with your xbox360   
  • choose one which has some money   
  • disappear like dildo baggins on lotr   
  • bring a real gun and a paintball gun   
  • smash ur girl   
  • go to strip club   
  • steal your get away car switch multiple times with your cars   
  • drink a mountain dew   
  • hide,/runn ♥♥♥   
  • go in dressed as tony the tiger   
  • leave courtney in the bank   
  • wear a mask   
  • no more than three hits per state   
  • wear a justin beiber mask!! ( worth a try)   
  • kidnapp person with bank keys when bank closes then wait till 3:00am go in get the cash kill the key person ecape   
  • wear clown makeup. sad clown   
  • dress like a chick and wear a thong   
  • 2) tell the teller you don't want the fake, tagged, or money with ink packs   
  • say you were at kates part for an alibi   
  • ask a policeman for advice   
  • ride motorcycle into the bank, ride wheelie out the door while giving them the finger   
  • 3) be nice but firm   
  • ask them nicely   
  • make the bank teller count to money out to you   
  • shit on your cat for good luck   
  • put on accent, wear make up, wear gloves, shave your hair bald (and wear a wig later)   
  • try robbing it with out alerting any1, but have plan b ready   
  • get caught   
  • think again ,don't be an idot   
  • bring an extra pear of underwere   
  • check for tracers inbetween stacks of money and remove them before leaving   
  • write a note   
  • play some awesome music on your way to the bank - you won't get nervous ;)   
  • wear level iv bullet proof vest   
  • have home made pipe bombs and flash smoke grenades   
  • acid wash everything you take with you   
  • wear common clothes and shoes with no wear in them and burn everything afterwards   
  • have switch drivers and split up with the cash and the team   
  • have cb radios   
  • have a russian with you   
  • eat shit   
  • smell your pit   
  • tell every ginger named dan that he is one ugly ass mofo   
  • your mom   
  • la de da   
  • hahahah   
  • mahaha   
  • wear a mask   
  • make sure you are sneaky   
  • pee before   
  • take a shit in the banks toilet   
  • wear a obama mask, it will trick the police to believing he just had to use more money for his wife and family   
  • eat lots of red meat   
  • do a little dance beforehand   
  • wear ass plug in case of jail   
  • don't tell the plan to your wife or girlfriend   
  • borrow money   
  • borrow lot of money and never pay back   
  • buy a ticket to africa   
  • best some where nobody can recognize your self   
  • put on facebook you're out of town... stay out of town a couple days with bank in it and steal someones car to drive to bank.. wear gloves and mask and have powerful gun   
  • dont shoot anyone   
  • 1) tell the teller not to set off the alarm   
  • tell the teller if she puts anything funny in the bag with the cash you will blow the bank to kingdom come   
  • not go to englishtoghetto.com   
  • listen to some hard dance   
  • dont do it   
  • cock   
  • have a black dude with you   
  • call them to make sure they allow withdraws at gunpoint   rocketblob
  • talk to the cops, they can do a better inside job   
  • use my ex-wife as hostage, and then shoot her just to make a poit   
  • block the door so nobody come   
  • should be in a gang at least 4-5 person per rob   
  • fuk the shit outta jlo   
  • make sure superman is there to fly you away   
  • make sure you take your tampons   
  • get er done   
  • watch set it off (the movie)   
  • ask whats the procedure when you got a gun to your head?   
  • grow your balls out   
  • burn the cars when you switch   
  • love everyone   
  • practice everyday   
  • not leave any fingerprints   
  • use the bank's cr then teleport to it   
  • screw all milfs in the bank   
  • piiiiiiiiiiisssssssss and poooooop   
  • bring your 8-incher   
  • get high first, it helps calm the nerves   
  • tell everyone your name is george nelson, not baby face   
  • remember to pray for the people you shot   
  • jack off   
  • speak like matt damon   
  • piss on the floor and light a match and burnn babby burnn   
  • blow a massive load all over your grandmother's face and smoke a cuban   
  • watch pointbreak first   
  • listen to justin beiber   
  • rub feces all over your hair and face, then piss in the wind and get goin!   
  • cut off both hands, one at a time   
  • take a hot girl as a hostage   
  • masturbarte before   
  • eat something that will give you really stinky ass gas   
  • rock out with your cock out   
  • try to replacate the town   
  • take shirt off like mattew mcconihey   
  • rubb nipples   
  • tell your mother you are gonna go shopping for milk   
  • smoke alot of meth before   
  • watch that shitty movie "catch that kid", they use go carts!   
  • spend money on cam shows from bianca lova   
  • do it with balls out   
  • do the twist   
  • tell your dad that you are gonna use your guns for the fist time   
If you are going to rob a bank you should never:
  • forget the bag of money as you run out laughing   
  • apologise for SHOUTING   
  • go there without a gun   
  • mention the fact on your facebook profile   
  • wear you nametag   
  • go with dirty underwear, just in case you have to go to the hospital   
  • shoot someone   
  • smile at the camrea   
  • don't go into labor   
  • always think twice before killing yourself   
  • tell them to put there wallets in the bag, and then put your own wallet in the bag, followed by you pants, shirt, socks, and underwear   
  • wait for the sirens to get loud.   
  • give the teller your phone #   
  • call the cops   
  • bring your kids with you   
  • never get caught, (prince)   
  • leave anything behind   
  • tell them that your brother is the police in duty   
  • accidentialy tie yourself up   
  • use ythe finger ot foul language   
  • tell them your bank account iformation so that they dont take the money out of it   
  • never deposit the money in your own personal account (for safety sake) before leaving the bank   
  • go to englishtoghetto.com   
  • make sure you have clean socks so your feet could be dry   
  • have a bb gun   
  • draw a sharpie mask on your face   
  • drop your balls   
  • flirt with the banker   
  • don't ever wait for pablo   
  • show the cameras your ass   
  • make a deposit or withdrawal as a ruse to get in fron of the teller   
  • say you have a bomb in a note   
  • dont waste time to smoke a joint when your stadning there telling them to put money in the bag   
  • shout out your friends real name and tell him to stop daydreaming, and get that gun pointing   
  • spam   
  • flop out your cock, because its one of those situations   
  • never take your cock out, they can identify him in a lineup   
  • ask the hot looking teller for her number, even though you're now rich   
  • ask where the restroom is (after robbing it)   
  • ask to use the phone to call a taxi   
  • start laughing and take your cock out   
  • accidentaly rob a gun store   
  • go gambleing next   
  • be part of the bank   
  • get jaike fegan on in it...   
  • phone to make sure there open   
  • tell anyone   
  • forget your pants   
  • never think twice about killing someone   
  • masturbate before it. go horny!   
  • pingas pingas pingas   
  • leave your id   
  • have 3 kids and see how it feels!!!!   
  • speak like rocky so they cant identify your vioce   
  • watch rose wood go depressed and tell them to put the money in the bag and just kiilll urself while there doing it(only if ur white) if black do it   
  • smile at the camera   
  • get caught   
  • use the atm outside first   
  • bring id   
  • tell them your ps3 add   
  • take your mak off inside   
  • never be black. they always get caught!   
  • oh yh psn aint working   
  • rob a bank!!!!!   
  • tell them first   
  • wear a tuxedo and pretend your r a proffesional   
  • train on modern warfare 2 then quick scope everyone   
  • use a barret tar 21 are well shite   
  • tie up the hot girs and bundle them in a van   
  • dylan stokes is a wanker alky   
  • play nazi zombies   
  • run in with a michete   
  • strap bombs to urself and pretend ur binladen   
  • slauter everyone and gut them so the police dont know who they r   
  • ]`. a bomb to alen   
  • get caught   
  • count the cash as you leave   
  • have a wank and leave your jizz at the crime scene   
  • be a minority   
  • wait to put the mask on till you get inside   
  • leave ur gun with ur handprints oni t   
  • dont ask to use the bathroom   
  • use the restroom   
  • be perverz   
  • be chicken   
  • im speak london   
  • die   
  • blame yourself for being black!   
  • be anke   
  • baneked   
  • baeka   
  • say hi to someone you recognize   
  • have sympathy for no one   
  • yell at the only black person there   
  • answer the phone and tell your mother you will be late for supper   
  • leave bullet casings every where   
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  • never kill a police officer if he's unarmed   
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  • dont tell anyone after getting away with it like " hey i robbed a bank and got away with it" damn it bobby!   
  • stutter while shouting commands   
  • never use a gun previously used in a crime   
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  • without a mask   
  • fill out a job application while there   
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  • my not speak english   
  • be angry   
  • say ur jason bourn   
  • kill anybody 12 and under   
  • shoot anybody called ross   
  • hit the pipe   
  • go rob a bank -.- o.o   
  • have se   
  • hang yourself   
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  • ask sombu   
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  • be black   
  • dont shoot yourself by accident likee i did   
  • always have a bike to escape (prince)   
  • bvbvg   
  • rob a bank   
  • kidnapp person with bank keys when bank closes then wait till 3:00am go in get the cash kill the key person ecape   
  • try it haha   
If you are going to rob a bank you might like this about it:
  • thats your only chance to beacome rich   
  • cops never beat people that shoot at them   
  • you get to take home the money afterward   
  • its a feeding frenzy to meet new women and impress them with ur gun, yum yum im a wonam and i know trust me   
  • quick cash and a good jog   
  • "That's where the money is!"   
  • cool permanent blue ink tat on the side of your neck and face   
  • men   
  • retirement   
  • you don't have to pay tax on your earnings   
  • you will grow a beard   
  • investing it in stock, you'll be in with other thieves at least   
  • crap   
  • sfa ad   
  • kk some one leave me an email i need hlp robbing some banks i am rlly toing to so i need a driver and some 1 that can get easy tuns and if u kant just email me   
  • and we wi figure it out my emil master_pimp_3000@yahoo.com   
  • enough money to bang all the midgets u can find   
  • money   
  • can finally replace the holey socks & underwear you have   
  • you'll never been anyone, unless you rob that bank...well you'll be some one, just not a some one cool   
If you are going to rob a bank you won't be happy to know that:
  • money is losing value faster than my marriage   
  • it's been done before   
  • youll be boinked in the but when you go to prison   
  • you cannot trust anyone.   
  • police is probably smarter than u   
  • there's a big chance you will get caught   
  • there is a tomato sauce stain on your brand new bank robbing suit which you just baught! and its not camera to! how embarssing   
  • superman might come   
  • it involves work   
  • the avg bank robbery only yeilds about $3,500   
  • its illegal   
  • i was arrested for robbing a bank   
  • its illegal   
  • if you decide to bang the clerk while they are bagging the money and she gets pregnant you probably wont have to pay child support since you'll be in jail   
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  • its wrong   
  • your best firend did right be for you did   
  • when you masterbate, it still doesn't make it ok   
  • there are no midgets in the bank   
  • you more than likely will get caught   
  • you will become a celebrity in your country   
  • you'll need to do it every month to support yourself   
  • banks are hard to rob   
  • you will be robbed your ass virginity in jail   
  • you'll see yourself on worlds dumbest criminals   
  • you're going to jail   
  • you will probably be filmed by security cameras   
If you are going to rob a bank then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • killing retards   
  • hookers   
  • balaclavas   
  • taking over the world   
  • stealing from old ladies on the street   
  • stealing from old ladies in the local shop, then depositing the money in the bank, then robbing the bank   
  • snifing a black ladys chanch and passing out   
  • mK2 Jaguars   
  • heroin   
  • hahaha the above one is true and funny :p   
  • cocaine   
  • embarking on a career as a goldman sachs executive   
  • working for the irs   
  • cancer   
  • whipping your ass with money   
  • meth   
  • hanging yourself   
  • hanging hookers   
  • hanging retards   
  • fighting retards after hanging there hooker mommy   
  • being rich   
  • buying an island   
  • manscaping   
  • banging midgets and killing retards   
  • watching other people get caught robbing banks and saying "whew at least thats not me"   
  • lol @ killing retards   
  • stealing from the local shop   
  • watching a mindless show like extra   
If you want to really are going to rob a bank you should have those things:
  • plan B   
  • directions to the bank   
  • a partner to blame it on   
  • a can of baked beans   
  • a diversion   
  • get away car   
  • legs   
  • plan c, d and e in case plans a & b go wrong   
  • have a midget at home ready to bang   
  • a coin to flip   
  • stylish sunglasses   
  • helicopter   
  • ammo   
  • gun   
  • a greed for money like me mr. krabs   
  • an offshore bank account   
  • a souvenir picture of you to give to the teller   
  • a funeral plan and will in force, for your family's sake   
  • a file or hancuff key up your ass, just in cas they catch you   
  • a condom   
  • a bomb vest, so they have to put you in a bag to take you away   
  • cyanide pill   
  • hot girl   
  • an empty bladder/bowels   
  • bring a duran and maybe his bus driver   
  • a large caliber weapon   
  • a mask   
  • a brain!   
  • a plane ticket already on standby, and go straight to the airport after, before they can identify you, you're gone   
  • throw off uniform   
  • black skin   
  • retreat plan   
If you are going to rob a bank and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • do it naked   
  • ask for a receipt   
  • steal the bank. helecopters? bulldozers? use your imagination!   
  • escape while running on your hands   
  • ask the witnesses to add you on facebook   
  • run past the cops on the way out of the bank   
  • banging a midget in public   
  • talk to the people and tell them about your day   
  • lick the security camera lense   
  • shit yourself, then warn others not to try that at home   
  • tell then to call an ambulance because you think you are going to get a heart attack   
  • blame it on an innocent bystander   
  • take a shit on the tellers head   
  • ask the teller to give you all pennies   
  • do it in drag, and fake an accent   
  • jump away in a potato sack   
  • murder everyone involved   
  • ask out the hot teller and suggest you pay for the date after you rob her   
  • masturbate furiously whilst singing bon jovi   
  • throw a baby through a window while wearing a diaper   
  • convince security to join   
  • force a hostage to join you in the "honey bunny" dialogue from pulp fiction   
  • threaten to lick them to death instead of using a gun   
When you are going to rob a bank it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • stealing candy from a baby... babys don't carry guns   
  • making love to a hamburger...because its robbing a bank   
  • sitting on your couch watching tv because you actually have to do something   
  • robbing a grocery shop because it is more dangerous   
  • riding a bike because your robbing a bank   
  • unemployment, you will have to pay taxes on unemployment income   
  • eating a piece of lollipop, well unless you treathen lick them to death   
  • getting stoned...because you have to leave the house   tetsuo
  • i like pizza   
  • shit me too   
  • banging a midget whore with aids and a nasty cooter   
  • taking a dump   
  • masterbating...becaues you are robbing a bank   
  • eating water, because u cant drink ham   
  • ^wtf   
  • eat hannah montanna   
  • watching the town and robbing bank with ben affleck.. because you're not as cool as he is   
  • banging a midget   
  • banging a midget whore   
  • banging a midget whore with aids   
  • !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !1   
  • me 3   
When you are going to rob a bank it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
  • jumping off the cliff because there's little to no chance of survival   
  • welfare... you figure it out   
  • robbing a rich person with all their money on them because they are kinda like a bank   
  • committing a crime because it is illegal and mean   
  • going to jail because you are a pedophile   
  • working at goldmen sachs, because it's all free, and the government will replace the money anyway   
  • getting unemployment, you don' really have to do anything for it   
  • winning the lottery .. you have a shit ton of cash   
  • playing rock, paper, scissors, because it's really reeeeeally fun!!   
  • banging a midget because i said   
  • lol adf sdf ad df sdf adf dsf ad sf sd afd   
When you are going to rob a bank your "mortal enemies" are:
  • the asian women standing beside the help desk, holding a handbag in one hand and one of those pens connected to the desk, dear lord what is she doing!!!   
  • not aquaman   
  • batman   
  • meddling kids   
  • dna   
  • law   
  • eric cartman. you're his competition   
  • fingerprints   
  • security   
  • police   
  • cameras   
  • your partners in crime   
  • spiderman   
  • your mama   
  • your fearness   
  • ur balls they tend to stop you lol   
  • common sense   
  • teletubbies   
  • nipples   
  • doctor phil and oprah   
  • ink packets   
  • exploding cigars   
  • checks and iou's   
  • irritable bowel syndrome   
  • women, they are opportunists   
  • chuck norris   
  • me   
  • elmo   
  • herpes, flares are bad   
  • pot holes   
  • white people   
  • ^cops   
  • me   
  • joe   
  • bridgett the midget   
  • lord voldemort   
  • bloody anus   
  • sperm donars   
  • tracking devices   
  • superman   
These sites will help you when you are going to rob a bank:
  • redtube.com   
  • www.armpit.com   
  • www.nysdocs.org   
  • www.ineedmoneyformydrughabbit/ psimblack.com   
  • www.wachovia.com   
  • www.tdbank.com   
  • www.bankofamerica.com   
  • www.soverign.com   
  • www.chase.com   
  • yellowpages.com search: lawyers   
  • www.howtobeblack.com   
  • ^lololol   
  • www.crimestoppers.co   
  • iRobbedABankAndItWasEasy.com   
  • www. bangamidget.org   
  • www.ifap.to   
  • www.fapbucket.com   
  • suggestan.com/are_going_to_rob _a_bank   
  • wikiHow/how_to_rob_a_bank.com   
  • wwww.reportacrime.com   
You know it's the last time you are going to rob a bank when:
  • you meet batman and his friends   
  • you shoot 10 innocent people and you're in Texas   
  • 10 innocent people shoot you, and you're in texas.   
  • the guy that is supposed to disable the alarms is from Texas.   
  • you get away with it   
  • you die   
  • you get your One Phonecall   
  • an elephant drowns in a cup of water   
  • you know that you pooed yourself and didnt bring a extra change   
  • when your cellmate is giving you daily prostate exams   
  • their check bounces   
  • your mom turns you in   
  • you finally get a job   
  • you lose your job at goldman sachs   
  • the sec suspends your license to trade in the market   
  • congress subpoenas you to testify against yourself   
  • someone puts a slug in your neck and paralyzes you for life. your cock doesn't work anymore, just like poor larry flynt   
  • the money you get is only good for monopoly   
  • when your in prison and your cell mate is big bubba   
  • get away with it   
  • ^lolol   
  • bang a midget   
  • you read suggestan.com   
When you are going to rob a bank and fail it's probably because:
  • you tried to open an account   
  • it was your first time   
  • you didnt think the police station was so close   
  • you wore heels   
  • you're from Texas.   
  • you had a heart attack from the stress   
  • you're an idiot - its easy!   
  • you tried to deposit the money   
  • you didnt run fast enough   
  • you were out of fuel   
  • the van wasn't there   
  • your tripped on your shoe laces tie them guys first   
  • you forgot to smoke weed   
  • you're bad at robbing banks   
  • you are black   
  • you fell asleep while robbing the money   
  • the bus wasn't on time   
  • your a black guy   
  • kill every one and then rob the bank,after leaveing with the money shoot your self in the face   
  • you showed your face   
  • because u pissed on floor and light urself on fire   
  • got hit by a 18 wheeler tracker trailer while driving away   
  • you have no balls   
  • you have no soul   
  • bang a midget   
  • you were banging the hot teller   
  • you tried to steal the money out of your own checking account   
  • jesus did it first   
  • the money cant be keestered very easily   
  • you waited around for your credit app to be approved   
What would be different in the idea (you are going to rob a bank) if you had a million dollars:
  • you could rob the bank the leagal way. stockbroker style!   
  • i could pay for a lawyer to get me off and put me back on the streets, only to do it agaian.   
  • that probably would defy the idea   
  • you could just pay them to give you the money.   
  • do the exact same thing..the rich get richer   
  • take out a dollar and rob the bank for your own money   
  • i wouldn't do it   
  • it would just be stupid   
  • donate your money to the bank then rob them   
  • a million dollars just isn't enough   
  • your an idiot   
  • you wouldn't have to rob the bank.   
  • use the money to rob a swiss bank   
  • do it just for the thrill   
  • wear a tailered suit, designer sunglasses, rolex watch, and generally look really swish. dont forget to put on a good englsh accent and be really charming   
  • bang a midget   
  • get a nice tan so people think your black   
  • nick egglestons balls are very big. just saying   
  • compound interest would be like robbing a bank with $1,000,000   
  • add another million   
  • you wouldnt want to rab a bank   
If you are going to rob a bank it's probably because:
  • looked fun when the joker did it in the dark knight   
  • damn drugs!!!!   
  • you are black with down syndrome   
  • you want to be cool   
  • you need help masturbating   
  • about the grandchild you fathered 15 years ago with her, and will reveal she is actually her lover/kidnapper   
  • your not jewish   
  • you need the money to pay back the bank   
  • if you were white u were the ceo of the bank u didnt have to robb it   
  • for the thrills. i'm actually tempted to do this. i'm feeling strangely confident   
  • you want money   
  • poor   
  • your drug dealer kiddnaped your family and wants the money you owe him   
  • credit card interest   
  • you need it more than the fed. they can just print more anyways   
  • you're black   
  • your bank loan is overdue   
  • the bank is going to foreclose on your house   
  • someone sinister looking is holding your college age daughter for ransome, and you cant tell the cops, because they will kill her. secretly she is in league with the kidn   
  • you're white   
  • your bored   
  • your black   
  • your hispanic   
  • you have down sydrome   
  • need the moneu   
  • nickey was here   
  • wats poppin   
  • to watch the world burn   
  • its your way of sticking it to the man   
  • you´re poor   
  • d3f   
  • you blew your money on weed   
  • you banged a midget   
  • your amy radaker   
  • nick eggleston told you to   
  • where is my monies   
  • you needed a year's supply of enzyte... and we all know how much enzyte costs   
  • you like telling people to get on the floor   
  • you'reedward cullen and you need money to keep bella at your side   
  • blah   
  • metel ayre el mawdoo3   
  • your sisters prettier so you need some plastic surgery   
  • r at least 20 years, because you used a gun in the commision of a felony, and pointed it at 2 people. she and her kidnapper/lover will visit you in prison and tell you   
  • ayee   
  • you're poor   


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