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If you are going to rob a bank for the first time, you really should:
  • snort a bunch of coke   
  • ask a lawyer for support   
  • do it in the morning   
  • not get caught   
  • poop   
  • have a plan   
  • get stylish sunglasses. Won't help, but you'd look gorgeos on the front pages.   
  • ask experienced people for advice. THe polic know lots about it, so call them for help.   
  • get high so when you go to prison it wiont hurt as much   
  • kill em all   
  • have backup   
  • watch inside man   
  • get spanked really hard by your parents since you tell them your a robber. pants down and get the paddle! only if a female   
  • ask trhe teller for a blowjob first then dont pull out :d   
  • ride piggy back on the bank manager tto get away   
  • not do it   
  • blows weed vapor through the vent system   
  • choose the right handgun (probably silinced   
  • make everyone in your group dress up as jokers and have them kill each other off one by one untill the money is all yours   
  • ask me for help   
  • lckk   
  • lckk   
  • lkk   
  • be sure you don't need to pinch one, the turtle head will poke out if you're nervous   
  • grab some complimentary pens   
  • wink at the hotties that work there'   
  • fake an australian accent, put brown shoe polish on so you look like an aborigine   
  • not be mexican   
  • start crying   
  • put on a name tag so you could be become a ledgend in the future   
  • get in at night break the camera while wearing a mask and im stinking rich baby!   
  • weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee   
  • hug and kiss your wife and kids   
  • have a black driver   
  • wear a condom   
  • have bouncers wait outside   
  • thisis stupid   
  • retarded   
  • have fun with the bank teller before you leave   
  • make sure it's not a laundromat   
  • smoke cigarettes   
  • buy a gun   
  • wow this is shit   
  • ???   
  • y r u ppl saying this stuff it's bad   
  • dildo   
  • lcckl   
  • lkc   
  • lckk   
  • jack off   
  • ask for cashiers check instead of cash, it's safer, you won't get robbed   
  • ga   
  • y   
  • hjdh   
  • shoot everyone   
  • buy some stockings   
  • make sure the economy is not pants!!!   
If you are going to rob a bank you should always:
  • drink a mountain dew   
  • stake it out.   
  • check for exploding dye   
  • check opening hours   
  • wear body armor   
  • have a gun   
  • choose one which has some money   
  • have an alabi   
  • make sure you got ppl smart enough to help you   
  • wear a presidential mask   
  • kidnap manager night before   
  • wear clown makeup. sad clown   
  • watch 3 action movies at least   
  • remember to not wear your nametag   
  • wear a mask   
  • dress like a chick and wear a thong   
  • change your identity   
  • break up with your ugly girlfriend   
  • 5) train on modern warfare 2 with your xbox360   
  • make peace with the fact you might die in the process   
  • ride motorcycle into the bank, ride wheelie out the door while giving them the finger   
  • get high first, it helps calm the nerves   
  • take a bag for the money. don'   
  • bring an extra pear of underwere   
  • 1) tell the teller not to set off the alarm   
  • 2) tell the teller you don't want the fake, tagged, or money with ink packs   
  • 3) be nice but firm   
  • 3) trustworthy robbers to back you up   
  • 4) if your in a city with police or state police helicopters get a soviet-sam launcher from pakistan for $20 or get a .50 calibur rifle   
  • jack off   
  • smash ur girl   
  • lckk   
  • lckk   
  • latin count killa   
  • ask them nicely   
  • eat a good breakfast   
  • hoooooopooooowooooopooo   
  • w   
  • tell   
  • them   
  • fist   
  • i   
  • mean   
  • first   
  • gerhjhuoerinhgumth   
  • mrngmtbhfggmrhf   
  • gnghm,nmjrgjfsdhteatnfghdfgfgh rfoghkkkkkkghgggggnmrgtnrtgefu vghudissfgyf7pduipgyvdfuivgbyd fduigvyfugyfuyfubvfubhufdhufio huifodhvuiofdvhdfuihvufdhufddh nufdhgufhufufhvufhvu   
  • say you were at kates part for an alibi   
  • eat lots of red meat   
  • rock out with your cock out   
  • disappear like dildo baggins on lotr   
  • eat something that will give you really stinky ass gas   
  • tell everyone your name is george nelson, not baby face   
  • bring a real gun and a paintball gun   
  • rub feces all over your hair and face, then piss in the wind and get goin!   
  • ask someone to feed your fish if you plan on skipping town   
  • masturbarte before   
  • report a bank robbery at a bank across town   
  • spend money on cam shows from bianca lova   
  • eat a sensible breakfast   
  • do it with balls out   
  • brush your teeth   
  • tell your mother you are gonna go shopping for milk   
  • tell your dad that you are gonna use your guns for the fist time   
  • fake your own death afterwards   
  • take a dump before you go   
  • watch that shitty movie "catch that kid", they use go carts!   
  • smoke alot of meth before   
  • watch pointbreak first   
If you are going to rob a bank you should never:
  • tell them to put there wallets in the bag, and then put your own wallet in the bag, followed by you pants, shirt, socks, and underwear   
  • call the cops   
  • hit the pipe   
  • go there without a gun   
  • wear you nametag   
  • shoot someone   
  • apologise for SHOUTING   
  • tell them first   
  • forget the bag of money as you run out laughing   
  • wait for the sirens to get loud.   
  • smile at the camrea   
  • give the teller your phone #   
  • mention the fact on your facebook profile   
  • don't go into labor   
  • tell them your bank account iformation so that they dont take the money out of it   
  • accidentialy tie yourself up   
  • leave anything behind   
  • leave ur gun with ur handprints oni t   
  • use ythe finger ot foul language   
  • dont shoot yourself by accident likee i did   
  • dont waste time to smoke a joint when your stadning there telling them to put money in the bag   
  • flirt with the banker   
  • drop your balls   
  • tell them that your brother is the police in duty   
  • shout out your friends real name and tell him to stop daydreaming, and get that gun pointing   
  • draw a sharpie mask on your face   
  • spam   
  • go rob a bank -.- o.o   
  • flop out your cock, because its one of those situations   
  • never take your cock out, they can identify him in a lineup   
  • make a deposit or withdrawal as a ruse to get in fron of the teller   
  • ask the hot looking teller for her number, even though you're now rich   
  • never deposit the money in your own personal account (for safety sake) before leaving the bank   
  • go with dirty underwear, just in case you have to go to the hospital   
  • fd   
  • say hi to someone you recognize   
  • ask where the restroom is (after robbing it)   
  • ask to use the phone to call a taxi   
  • start laughing and take your cock out   
  • accidentaly rob a gun store   
  • go gambleing next   
  • always think twice before killing yourself   
  • 0.0   
  • bring your kids with you   
  • be part of the bank   
  • get jaike fegan on in it...   
  • phone to make sure there open   
  • answer the phone and tell your mother you will be late for supper   
  • try it haha   
  • rob a bank   
  • never think twice about killing someone   
If you are going to rob a bank you might like this about it:
  • thats your only chance to beacome rich   
  • cops never beat people that shoot at them   
  • you get to take home the money afterward   
  • its a feeding frenzy to meet new women and impress them with ur gun, yum yum im a wonam and i know trust me   
  • "That's where the money is!"   
  • money   
  • men   
  • retirement   
  • you don't have to pay tax on your earnings   
  • you will grow a beard   
  • investing it in stock, you'll be in with other thieves at least   
  • cool permanent blue ink tat on the side of your neck and face   
  • can finally replace the holey socks & underwear you have   
If you are going to rob a bank you won't be happy to know that:
  • money is losing value faster than my marriage   
  • youll be boinked in the but when you go to prison   
  • you cannot trust anyone.   
  • police is probably smarter than u   
  • there's a big chance you will get caught   
  • you'll see yourself on worlds dumbest criminals   
  • it involves work   
  • the avg bank robbery only yeilds about $3,500   
  • its illegal   
  • superman might come   
  • you'll need to do it every month to support yourself   
  • it's been done before   
  • i was arrested for robbing a bank   
  • banks are hard to rob   
  • you will be robbed your ass virginity in jail   
  • you will probably be filmed by security cameras   
If you are going to rob a bank then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • taking over the world   
  • balaclavas   
  • watching other people get caught robbing banks and saying "whew at least thats not me"   
  • stealing from old ladies on the street   
  • stealing from old ladies in the local shop, then depositing the money in the bank, then robbing the bank   
  • hookers   
  • mK2 Jaguars   
  • heroin   
  • stealing from the local shop   
  • hahaha the above one is true and funny :p   
  • cocaine   
  • killing retards   
  • lol @ killing retards   
  • embarking on a career as a goldman sachs executive   
  • working for the irs   
  • watching a mindless show like extra   
  • cancer   
If you want to really are going to rob a bank you should have those things:
  • plan B   
  • directions to the bank   
  • a partner to blame it on   
  • a coin to flip   
  • stylish sunglasses   
  • helicopter   
  • ammo   
  • gun   
  • a brain!   
  • a mask   
  • legs   
  • get away car   
  • a greed for money like me mr. krabs   
  • an offshore bank account   
  • a souvenir picture of you to give to the teller   
  • a funeral plan and will in force, for your family's sake   
  • a file or hancuff key up your ass, just in cas they catch you   
  • a condom   
  • a bomb vest, so they have to put you in a bag to take you away   
  • cyanide pill   
  • retreat plan   
If you are going to rob a bank and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • do it naked   
  • steal the bank. helecopters? bulldozers? use your imagination!   
  • ask for a receipt   
  • force a hostage to join you in the "honey bunny" dialogue from pulp fiction   
  • run past the cops on the way out of the bank   
  • tell then to call an ambulance because you think you are going to get a heart attack   
  • blame it on an innocent bystander   
  • take a shit on the tellers head   
  • shit yourself, then warn others not to try that at home   
  • lick the security camera lense   
  • ask the teller to give you all pennies   
  • do it in drag, and fake an accent   
  • escape while running on your hands   
  • jump away in a potato sack   
  • murder everyone involved   
  • threaten to lick them to death instead of using a gun   
  • convince security to join   
  • masturbate furiously whilst singing bon jovi   
When you are going to rob a bank it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • stealing candy from a baby... babys don't carry guns   
  • sitting on your couch watching tv because you actually have to do something   
  • robbing a grocery shop because it is more dangerous   
  • riding a bike because your robbing a bank   
  • taking a dump   
  • eating a piece of lollipop, well unless you treathen lick them to death   
  • masterbating...becaues you are robbing a bank   
  • eating water, because u cant drink ham   
  • unemployment, you will have to pay taxes on unemployment income   
When you are going to rob a bank it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
  • jumping off the cliff because there's little to no chance of survival   
  • playing rock, paper, scissors, because it's really reeeeeally fun!!   
  • robbing a rich person with all their money on them because they are kinda like a bank   
  • committing a crime because it is illegal and mean   
  • going to jail because you are a pedophile   
  • welfare... you figure it out   
  • working at goldmen sachs, because it's all free, and the government will replace the money anyway   
  • getting unemployment, you don' really have to do anything for it   
When you are going to rob a bank your "mortal enemies" are:
  • not aquaman   
  • meddling kids   
  • batman   
  • dna   
  • fingerprints   
  • security   
  • your partners in crime   
  • police   
  • cameras   
  • spiderman   
  • law   
  • your mama   
  • your fearness   
  • ur balls they tend to stop you lol   
  • common sense   
  • teletubbies   
  • nipples   
  • doctor phil and oprah   
  • ink packets   
  • exploding cigars   
  • checks and iou's   
  • irritable bowel syndrome   
  • women, they are opportunists   
  • superman   
These sites will help you when you are going to rob a bank:
  • wikiHow/how_to_rob_a_bank.com   
  • wwww.reportacrime.com   
  • www.crimestoppers.co   
  • www.armpit.com   
  • www.nysdocs.org   
  • iRobbedABankAndItWasEasy.com   
  • suggestan.com/are_going_to_rob _a_bank   
You know it's the last time you are going to rob a bank when:
  • you meet batman and his friends   
  • the guy that is supposed to disable the alarms is from Texas.   
  • you get away with it   
  • you die   
  • you get your One Phonecall   
  • you shoot 10 innocent people and you're in Texas   
  • 10 innocent people shoot you, and you're in texas.   
  • you know that you pooed yourself and didnt bring a extra change   
  • when your cellmate is giving you daily prostate exams   
  • an elephant drowns in a cup of water   
  • their check bounces   
  • your mom turns you in   
  • you finally get a job   
  • you lose your job at goldman sachs   
  • the sec suspends your license to trade in the market   
  • congress subpoenas you to testify against yourself   
  • someone puts a slug in your neck and paralyzes you for life. your cock doesn't work anymore, just like poor larry flynt   
  • the money you get is only good for monopoly   
  • you read suggestan.com   
When you are going to rob a bank and fail it's probably because:
  • it was your first time   
  • you didnt think the police station was so close   
  • you tried to open an account   
  • you're an idiot - its easy!   
  • you're from Texas.   
  • you tried to deposit the money   
  • you were out of fuel   
  • you didnt run fast enough   
  • the van wasn't there   
  • your tripped on your shoe laces tie them guys first   
  • you forgot to smoke weed   
  • you're bad at robbing banks   
  • you are black   
  • you fell asleep while robbing the money   
  • you had a heart attack from the stress   
  • you waited around for your credit app to be approved   
  • the bus wasn't on time   
  • you wore heels   
  • the money cant be keestered very easily   
  • jesus did it first   
What would be different in the idea (you are going to rob a bank) if you had a million dollars:
  • you could rob the bank the leagal way. stockbroker style!   
  • that probably would defy the idea   
  • you could just pay them to give you the money.   
  • i could pay for a lawyer to get me off and put me back on the streets, only to do it agaian.   
  • do the exact same thing..the rich get richer   
  • you wouldnt want to rab a bank   
  • take out a dollar and rob the bank for your own money   
  • i wouldn't do it   
  • it would just be stupid   
  • donate your money to the bank then rob them   
  • a million dollars just isn't enough   
If you are going to rob a bank it's probably because:
  • looked fun when the joker did it in the dark knight   
  • damn drugs!!!!   
  • your bored   
  • need the moneu   
  • you want to be cool   
  • you need help masturbating   
  • your drug dealer kiddnaped your family and wants the money you owe him   
  • credit card interest   
  • you need it more than the fed. they can just print more anyways   
  • you're black   
  • your bank loan is overdue   
  • the bank is going to foreclose on your house   
  • someone sinister looking is holding your college age daughter for ransome, and you cant tell the cops, because they will kill her. secretly she is in league with the kidn   
  • r at least 20 years, because you used a gun in the commision of a felony, and pointed it at 2 people. she and her kidnapper/lover will visit you in prison and tell you   
  • about the grandchild you fathered 15 years ago with her, and will reveal she is actually her lover/kidnapper   
  • you're poor   
  • to watch the world burn   
  • its your way of sticking it to the man   
  • you need the money to pay back the bank   


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