If you are going to start using irc you might like this about it:
the male companionship
colors are not always standardized
nothing
everything
the sausage fest
(. ) ( .)
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If you are going to start using irc you won't be happy to know that:
all of the girls are actually boys
if you are a girl, you will be the only one
the bots are never on your side
you can be banned
people may know your ip
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If you are going to start using irc then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
sodomizing yourself with a lead pipe
fapping
watching telnet starwars
youtube
Hint: being a... | buying a...
If you want to really are going to start using irc you should have those things:
at least half of a brain
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If you are going to start using irc and you want to push the limits, try to:
talk to chanserv
make an eggdrop bot
chat drunk
engage in manly love fests
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When you are going to start using irc it is not the same as ... because ...:
talking drunk.. typing is harder
talking to girl because they aren't really girls
dammit i made a typo
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When you are going to start using irc it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
aim. you chat with people in a chat room
runescape because the girls aren't really girls
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When you are going to start using irc your "mortal enemies" are:
everyone
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These sites will help you when you are going to start using irc:
mirc.com
www.facebook.com
Hint: ...
You know it's the last time you are going to start using irc when:
you find a girlfriend
the fbi arrives at your home
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When you are going to start using irc and fail it's probably because:
you aren't the geek you thought you were
you have a life
you are a girl
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What would be different in the idea (you are going to start using irc) if you had a million dollars:
you would have never come to irc
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If you are going to start using irc it's probably because:
you have no life
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