If you are going to travel through time you might like this about it:
whatever you'd do in the past won't have worse consequences than is
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why You could be the Inventor of the Wheel
when you return to your own time - you'll age less than your identical twin
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If you are going to travel through time you won't be happy to know that:
your 3G cell phone won't work in 2000
you probably wont have wifi or even internet
you will have to use 28kb floppy disks
anything you would do could have consequences in our time
the dinosaurs did exist
in medieval times they wore wide hats to avoid getting urine on their heads
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If you are going to travel through time then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
travelling around the world in 80 days
diving 20000 feet under the sea
travelling to the center of the Earth
smoking marijuana
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If you want to really are going to travel through time you should have those things:
your cell phone, so you could travel with a circus performing magic tricks
guns, because when you suddenly appear in front of medieval knight with sword experience - you won't have time to explain
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If you are going to travel through time and you want to push the limits, try to:
domesticate the dinosaur
destroy life before it appears
punch Captain Kirk in the face
punch a dinosaur in the face
ask your grandgrandgrandpa to deposit a penny in your name - if that bank is still in our time - you'll get billions
overthrow Ramses with fancy future laser guns
act gay in a non gay society
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When you are going to travel through time it is not the same as ... because ...:
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When you are going to travel through time it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
learning to ride a bike, as you don't know where exactly you are going to land
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When you are going to travel through time your "mortal enemies" are:
things that are smarter than you in future
things that are bigger than you in the past
paradoxes
everythig
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These sites will help you when you are going to travel through time:
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You know it's the last time you are going to travel through time when:
you get bored with repeating "the last times"
you lost your time machine
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When you are going to travel through time and fail it's probably because:
you couldn't figure out how to turn on the LHC
you dont remember you're already in the past
time travel is full of paradoxes
becuase tt is stupid
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What would be different in the idea (you are going to travel through time) if you had a million dollars:
travel better han 1st class
you could travel first class
ditch the delorian and get a camaro
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If you are going to travel through time it's probably because:
doc brown has just completed his last project
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