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If you are going to travel through time for the first time, you really should:
  • study up on history of the time you're visiting   
  • how about not time travel at all?   
  • go to not very distant past, at least you know what to do there and your mistakes won't screw us that badly..   
If you are going to travel through time you should always:
  • remember where you parked your time machine   
  • try not to change things or cause time paradoxes or anomalies   
If you are going to travel through time you should never:
  • marry your grandma in her 20ies   
  • do the nasty in the past-y   
  • kill your self befr you were born   
If you are going to travel through time you might like this about it:
  • whatever you'd do in the past won't have worse consequences than is   
  • 512 kB memory was enough for Everything   
  • why You could be the Inventor of the Wheel   
  • when you return to your own time - you'll age less than your identical twin   
If you are going to travel through time you won't be happy to know that:
  • your 3G cell phone won't work in 2000   
  • you probably wont have wifi or even internet   
  • you will have to use 28kb floppy disks   
  • anything you would do could have consequences in our time   
  • the dinosaurs did exist   
  • in medieval times they wore wide hats to avoid getting urine on their heads   
If you are going to travel through time then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • travelling around the world in 80 days   
  • diving 20000 feet under the sea   
  • travelling to the center of the Earth   
  • smoking marijuana   
If you want to really are going to travel through time you should have those things:
  • your cell phone, so you could travel with a circus performing magic tricks   
  • guns, because when you suddenly appear in front of medieval knight with sword experience - you won't have time to explain   
If you are going to travel through time and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • domesticate the dinosaur   
  • destroy life before it appears   
  • punch Captain Kirk in the face   
  • punch a dinosaur in the face   
  • ask your grandgrandgrandpa to deposit a penny in your name - if that bank is still in our time - you'll get billions   
  • overthrow Ramses with fancy future laser guns   
  • act gay in a non gay society   
When you are going to travel through time it is not the same as ... because ...:
When you are going to travel through time it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
  • learning to ride a bike, as you don't know where exactly you are going to land   
When you are going to travel through time your "mortal enemies" are:
  • things that are smarter than you in future   
  • things that are bigger than you in the past   
  • paradoxes   
  • everythig   
These sites will help you when you are going to travel through time:
You know it's the last time you are going to travel through time when:
  • you get bored with repeating "the last times"   
  • you lost your time machine   
When you are going to travel through time and fail it's probably because:
  • you couldn't figure out how to turn on the LHC   
  • you dont remember you're already in the past   
  • time travel is full of paradoxes   
  • becuase tt is stupid   
What would be different in the idea (you are going to travel through time) if you had a million dollars:
  • travel better han 1st class   
  • you could travel first class   
  • ditch the delorian and get a camaro   
If you are going to travel through time it's probably because:
  • doc brown has just completed his last project   


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