If you are invisible you might like this about it:
no one would bother you
sneeking around locker rooms
playing pranks on others
you are a complete moron, and start to scream and cry because everyone's 'ignoring' you
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If you are invisible you won't be happy to know that:
drivers won't break if they see you
you probably can't see anything, because your eyes need to be visible in order to receive light - physics..
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If you are invisible then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
fly
jack off
watch people jack off
get a job as a ghost
Hint: being a... | buying a...
If you want to really are invisible you should have those things:
a new car
extra clothes
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If you are invisible and you want to push the limits, try to:
stop cars to hitchhike
freak out your boss
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When you are invisible it is not the same as ... because ...:
flying because you can't fly
Hint: going to... | being a... | riding a... | being an... | programming in... | driving, because...
When you are invisible it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
being a nerd because either way no one will notice you
Hint: being a... | being in... | any other...
When you are invisible your "mortal enemies" are:
rain
pedestrians
flour
puddles
Hint: people who... | lack of... | high priced... | people with... | things that... | get rich... | other geeks... | a phone...
You know it's the last time you are invisible when:
nobody laughs at your tricks anymore
you get grounded
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When you are invisible and fail it's probably because:
you find quad damage powerup
that 500 pound guy didn't see you sitting on a bench
you're not sneaky enough
you didn't look both ways before you crossed the street
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What would be different in the idea (you are invisible) if you had a million dollars:
you could give it to homeless people who actually deserve it
eat pie
save it up
be rich when u grow up
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If you are invisible it's probably because:
you're on icq and don't want to talk to people
you are too thin to absorb any light
some little radioactive insect bit you
u eat lots of pie
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