Hint: you could... | you get... | you can... | you will... | now you... | there are... | you are... | if you... | it is... | you have... | there's a... | there is... | you don't... | the way... | it's pretty... | no one... | chicks dig... | there's no... | everything is... | it's really...
If you are married you won't be happy to know that:
Hint: there is... | you will... | most of... | you can't... | it's not... | it is... | there are... | if you... | you probably... | you have... | most people... | this is... | there's a... | you need... | it takes... | there's no... | you are... | they are... | you're probably... | you can...
If you are married then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
If you want to really are married you should have those things:
a spoause
a shotgun
a sandwhich
Hint: lots of... | at least... | a lot... | a good... | a great... | really big... | something to...
If you are married and you want to push the limits, try to:
have a second wife
getting out with all the girls from you neighbour
Hint: do it... | ask for... | try to... | make a... | ask if... | not use... | take a... | tell them... | talk to... | create your... | take the... | shoot a... | ride a... | make your... | go to... | make an... | actually do... | work for... | find a... | ask to...
When you are married it is not the same as ... because ...:
being free , you are blocked by an invisible merriage barrier
Hint: going to... | being a... | riding a... | being an... | programming in... | driving, because...
When you are married it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
diying , you are an asshole
Hint: being a... | being in... | any other...
When you are married your "mortal enemies" are:
the couch
your wife
her
Hint: people who... | lack of... | high priced... | people with... | things that... | get rich... | other geeks... | a phone...
These sites will help you when you are married:
redtube.com
Hint: ...
You know it's the last time you are married when:
you're 99 years old
you are dead
she took your money
Hint: you get... | you have... | you are... | you run... | you see... | you find... | when your... | you go... | the last... | you lost... | you receive... | you can't... | you try... | the instructor... | you look... | you buy... | you start... | it's the... | you hear... | your approval...
When you are married and fail it's probably because:
she/he wasn't just right for you
you had something better to do with your life
ur dik is little
you are awesome
she didnt make enough sandwiches
Hint: you are... | you were... | you didn't... | you tried... | you're not... | you got... | you didnt... | you had... | you don't... | you took... | it wasn't... | you have... | you dont... | you couldn't... | you aren't... | you've got... | it was... | you smoke... | you asked... | you drank...
What would be different in the idea (you are married) if you had a million dollars:
you would have had her sign a pre-nup
Hint: you could... | you would... | i would... | you'd be... | i could... | you wouldn't... | you can... | i wouldnt... | it would... | you'd have... | i'd buy... | i wouldn't...
If you are married it's probably because:
you didn't have anything better to do
she was smarter than you
you were in love
you are super drunk
you're an idiot
you were horny
she got knocked up
Hint: you are... | you have... | you can't... | you want... | you lost... | you just... | you need... | it is... | you love... | you've got...
