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If you are pregnant for the first time, you really should:
  • start saving money   
  • know who is father of your child   
  • find a good doctor   
  • drink a lot of beer   
  • think about yourself and the baby to come   
  • abort it   
If you are pregnant you should always:
  • eat healthy   
  • take shots every hour   
  • you should always sky dive   
  • exercise   
If you are pregnant you should never:
  • do drugs   
  • be boring   
  • drink or smoke   
If you are pregnant you might like this about it:
  • nice hair and skin   
  • makes your boobs huge   
  • have some massage   
If you are pregnant you won't be happy to know that:
  • people won't believe that a Holy Spirit did it   
  • you're going to throw up... alot   
  • for the next few years - good night sleep will be an unreachable dream   
  • stretchmarks   
  • you're never gonna look the same   
  • your life routine will be changed forever   
If you are pregnant then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
If you want to really are pregnant you should have those things:
  • future husband/father   
  • diapers   
  • carseat   
  • the desire to be a great mother   
  • baby clothes   
  • maternity clothes   
  • health insurance   
  • knowledge of parenting   
  • vodka   
If you are pregnant and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • take parenting classes   
  • thinking about getting pregnant again   
  • get shwasted   
When you are pregnant it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • already being a mom because your baby is still in your stomach   
When you are pregnant it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
  • being fat and sick   
When you are pregnant your "mortal enemies" are:
  • skinny girls   
These sites will help you when you are pregnant:
You know it's the last time you are pregnant when:
  • you have 10 children already   
  • youre 40   
When you are pregnant and fail it's probably because:
  • you were sick and lost the baby   
  • you got an abortion   
  • something went wrong   
What would be different in the idea (you are pregnant) if you had a million dollars:
  • my child would not have anything to worry about ever again   
  • alot more at ease   
If you are pregnant it's probably because:
  • your egg was fertilized   


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