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If you are president for the first time, you really should:
  • pray every day   
  • change your name from George W Bush   
  • respect your country's laws   
  • have some army   
If you are president you should always:
  • claim that muslim=terrorist   
  • have a rich daddy   
  • be prepared for a great speach on every topic   
  • be nice to people   
  • be christian   
  • be white   
  • be smiling and drinking just water   
  • call everyone else terrorists   
If you are president you should never:
  • get caught   
  • ejaculate on your secretaries blue dress   
  • be anything other than a good white christian from the midwest   
  • commit crimes   
  • walk alone   
If you are president you might like this about it:
  • monica   
  • you're one of the most powerful people on the planet   
If you are president you won't be happy to know that:
  • even the official bureucrats are more powerful than you   
  • there are no corners in the oval office   
  • eventually your own thoughts are replaced by the ones from your speaches. you can't think anymore, you speak   
If you are president then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • playing civilization or simcity   drRoflol
  • being Dick Cheney   
  • building an Empire   
If you want to really are president you should have those things:
  • body guards   
  • political background   
If you are president and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • bring democracy to muslim nation   
  • shrink a gov't program   
When you are president it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • vice pres.... because... it's more fun being Pres.   
When you are president it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
  • being married .. because... you can't run away   
  • army, because you give a lot of orders   
When you are president your "mortal enemies" are:
  • nightcrawler   
  • other presidents   
  • billionaires who are going to lose their fortune because of you   
  • people who lost their jobs because of you   
These sites will help you when you are president:
  • askPres.com   
  • how-to-rule-nation.com   
You know it's the last time you are president when:
  • your approval rating just dropped again to 2%   
  • your approval rating is below 10%   
When you are president and fail it's probably because:
  • you are in over your head   
  • you drink   
What would be different in the idea (you are president) if you had a million dollars:
  • your name would be Obama   
  • a million dollars for what...   
If you are president it's probably because:


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