If you are president you might like this about it:
monica
you're one of the most powerful people on the planet
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If you are president you won't be happy to know that:
even the official bureucrats are more powerful than you
there are no corners in the oval office
eventually your own thoughts are replaced by the ones from your speaches. you can't think anymore, you speak
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If you are president then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
If you want to really are president you should have those things:
body guards
political background
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If you are president and you want to push the limits, try to:
bring democracy to muslim nation
shrink a gov't program
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When you are president it is not the same as ... because ...:
vice pres.... because... it's more fun being Pres.
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When you are president it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
being married .. because... you can't run away
army, because you give a lot of orders
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When you are president your "mortal enemies" are:
nightcrawler
other presidents
billionaires who are going to lose their fortune because of you
people who lost their jobs because of you
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These sites will help you when you are president:
askPres.com
how-to-rule-nation.com
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You know it's the last time you are president when:
your approval rating just dropped again to 2%
your approval rating is below 10%
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When you are president and fail it's probably because:
you are in over your head
you drink
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What would be different in the idea (you are president) if you had a million dollars:
your name would be Obama
a million dollars for what...
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If you are president it's probably because:
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