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If you are single for the first time, you really should:
  • celebrate as there is no other first times   
  • live it up!   
  • be surprised that your clothes get dirty over the periods of time   
If you are single you should always:
  • have a little warehouse of ramen noodles   
If you are single you should never:
  • kiss any girl   
  • drink   
  • drink then kiss any girl   
If you are single you might like this about it:
  • it's indefinite unless you decide otherwise   
  • nobody tells you whom parents you should visit   
  • you get to keep all the money you earn, and nobody tells you it's too little, even if you're bill gates   
  • nobody tells you that you rob her of best years   
  • nobody to tell you what to do.   
If you are single you won't be happy to know that:
  • cooking and cleaning takes time   
  • you'll be lonely   
If you are single then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • having a cutsie maid   
  • lots of booze   
  • one night stands   
If you want to really are single you should have those things:
  • a spoon   
  • washing machine   
  • dishwashing machine   
If you are single and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • stay that way   
  • become double   
When you are single it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • you're divorced, because you don't have to pay alimony   
When you are single it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
When you are single your "mortal enemies" are:
  • blind dates   
  • your mother waiting for grandchildren   
  • speed dating   
  • your bitter ex's endless girl network   
These sites will help you when you are single:
  • okcupid.com   
  • redtube.com   
  • friendfinder.com   
You know it's the last time you are single when:
  • you're 80 and you get married   
When you are single and fail it's probably because:
  • you got knocked up or got someone knocked up and decided to get hitched   
  • you never used stove before   
What would be different in the idea (you are single) if you had a million dollars:
  • you'd be in local "most prospective future husbands" newspaper section   
If you are single it's probably because:
  • you love freedom more than bedtime fun   


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