you get to keep all the money you earn, and nobody tells you it's too little, even if you're bill gates
nobody tells you that you rob her of best years
nobody to tell you what to do.
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If you are single you won't be happy to know that:
cooking and cleaning takes time
you'll be lonely
Hint: there is... | you will... | most of... | you can't... | it's not... | it is... | there are... | if you... | you probably... | you have... | most people... | this is... | there's a... | you need... | it takes... | there's no... | you are... | they are... | you're probably... | you can...
If you are single then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
having a cutsie maid
lots of booze
one night stands
Hint: being a... | buying a...
If you want to really are single you should have those things:
a spoon
washing machine
dishwashing machine
Hint: lots of... | at least... | a lot... | a good... | a great... | really big... | something to...
If you are single and you want to push the limits, try to:
stay that way
become double
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When you are single it is not the same as ... because ...:
you're divorced, because you don't have to pay alimony
Hint: going to... | being a... | riding a... | being an... | programming in... | driving, because...
When you are single it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
Hint: being a... | being in... | any other...
When you are single your "mortal enemies" are:
blind dates
your mother waiting for grandchildren
speed dating
your bitter ex's endless girl network
Hint: people who... | lack of... | high priced... | people with... | things that... | get rich... | other geeks... | a phone...
These sites will help you when you are single:
okcupid.com
redtube.com
friendfinder.com
Hint: ...
You know it's the last time you are single when:
you're 80 and you get married
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When you are single and fail it's probably because:
you got knocked up or got someone knocked up and decided to get hitched
you never used stove before
Hint: you are... | you were... | you didn't... | you tried... | you're not... | you got... | you didnt... | you had... | you don't... | you took... | it wasn't... | you have... | you dont... | you couldn't... | you aren't... | you've got... | it was... | you smoke... | you asked... | you drank...
What would be different in the idea (you are single) if you had a million dollars:
you'd be in local "most prospective future husbands" newspaper section
Hint: you could... | you would... | i would... | you'd be... | i could... | you wouldn't... | you can... | i wouldnt... | it would... | you'd have... | i'd buy... | i wouldn't...
If you are single it's probably because:
you love freedom more than bedtime fun
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