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If you are single for the first time, you really should:
  • celebrate as there is no other first times   anonymous
  • be surprised that your clothes get dirty over the periods of time   yoihj
If you are single you should always:
  • have a little warehouse of ramen noodles   yoihj
If you are single you should never:
If you are single you might like this about it:
  • nobody tells you whom parents you should visit   yoihj
  • nobody tells you that you rob her of best years   yoihj
  • you get to keep all the money you earn, and nobody tells you it's too little, even if you're bill gates   yoihj
  • it's indefinite unless you decide otherwise   anonymous
If you are single you won't be happy to know that:
  • cooking and cleaning takes time   yoihj
If you are single then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • one night stands   yoihj
  • lots of booze   yoihj
  • having a cutsie maid   yoihj
If you want to really are single you should have those things:
If you are single and you want to push the limits, try to:
When you are single it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • you're divorced, because you don't have to pay alimony   yoihj
When you are single it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
These sites will help you when you are single:
When you are single your "mortal enemies" are:
  • your mother waiting for grandchildren   yoihj
  • blind dates   anonymous
You know it's the last time you are single when:
  • you're 80 and you get married   yoihj
When you are single and fail it's probably because:
  • you never used stove before   yoihj
  • you got knocked up or got someone knocked up and decided to get hitched   anonymous
What would be different in the idea (you are single) if you had a million dollars:
  • you'd be in local "most prospective future husbands" newspaper section   yoihj
If you are single it's probably because:
  • you love freedom more than bedtime fun   yoihj


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