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If you are wearing a tutu in public for the first time, you really should:
  • tell the random stranger you love his shoes   
  • confirm that tutu is clean   
  • have checked in the mirror   incer3
If you are wearing a tutu in public you should always:
  • seem bored, like nothing is happening   
  • leave any public building running while shouting to your phone -neo calling morpheus, this is neo! i need an exit! fast!   
  • wear high heels   
  • wear fishnets   
  • wear a thong   incer3
If you are wearing a tutu in public you should never:
  • care about what anyone thinks   
  • lean forward to pick up coins   
  • babble incoherently to yourself too much   incer3
  • forget some humble makeup   
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If you are wearing a tutu in public you might like this about it:
  • you look beatiful!   
  • you can easily get a bigger discount on purchase   
  • your wishes and complaints are immediately satisfied or settled by the staff   
If you are wearing a tutu in public you won't be happy to know that:
  • some people in uniform might ask you to come with them   
  • tutu is not traditional for humans   
  • your not the first   incer3
If you are wearing a tutu in public then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • walking on a moon in your swimsuit   
  • american idol   incer3
If you want to really are wearing a tutu in public you should have those things:
  • courage   
  • tin-foil hat   
  • neon painted toenails   
If you are wearing a tutu in public and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • perform the western can-can dance in front of the supermarket entrance   
  • make out with people passing by   
  • sing russian national songs   
  • tell people you are a beautiful swan   
  • raising funds for the election campaign   
  • pee yourself   
When you are wearing a tutu in public it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • wearing a tutu at burning man, because it's just not as socially acceptable   
When you are wearing a tutu in public it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
When you are wearing a tutu in public your "mortal enemies" are:
  • feminists   
These sites will help you when you are wearing a tutu in public:
  • itsnotyouitsme.com   incer3
You know it's the last time you are wearing a tutu in public when:
  • all journalists and politicians of the white house are excrutiatingly questioning that spot on your tutu   
  • you're robbed at gun point and somebody takes your tutu   
  • you meet second one with exactly the same tutu   
  • you're a hunky male wearing tutu with yellow spot on it, performing the can-can dance in front of the supermarket entrance without underwear and no one seem to notice you   
  • you are handcuffed   incer3
  • you see yourself in a mirror   
When you are wearing a tutu in public and fail it's probably because:
  • you forgot to put on underpants (unless you're a girl)   
  • mardi gras was last friday night   incer3
What would be different in the idea (you are wearing a tutu in public) if you had a million dollars:
  • the media would call it "a brave move"   
  • you could buy your followers   
  • you could pay for drugs instead of doing tricks   incer3
If you are wearing a tutu in public it's probably because:
  • you thought you can stop at one beer   
  • you are the coolest person ever   
  • it's your birthday   
  • you enjoy posing at any reflectable surface (including chromed door handles)   
  • you are a ballerina with memory loss   
  • you're amoral   
  • the aliens stole your brain   




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