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If you arrive on earth for the first time, you really should:
  • assume the human form   yoihj
  • hide your spaceship in the bushes   yoihj
  • learn Earthican laguage   yoihj
  • visit Earth's capital   yoihj
  • ask scientists how our rockets work - laughs guaranteed   yoihj
If you arrive on earth you should always:
  • apply for permanent visa   yoihj
  • connect to a preferred gsm network   anonymous
  • leave your death-ray before entering the bank   yoihj
  • make sure you're not vulnerable to Earth's bacteria   yoihj
If you arrive on earth you should never:
  • land in Rosswell   anonymous
  • pay with Antares' currency at Utah's gas stations   yoihj
  • start with destroying the Earth   yoihj
  • draw your name in crop circles before you announce yourself   yoihj
  • say your name in your own language if the sound of it could destroy Earthicans' ears   yoihj
If you arrive on earth you might like this about it:
  • there is much left to harvest   anonymous
  • anti-spam filters are not invented yet   anonymous
  • if you arrived on Earth you are probably far more intelligent than us   anonymous
  • there's no space radiation on Earth... yet....   yoihj
If you arrive on earth you won't be happy to know that:
  • area51 is dismantling saucer service, rather than repair   anonymous
  • methane gas in the athmosphere has biological origins   anonymous
  • unless you have cash - you're not welcome   yoihj
If you arrive on earth then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • arriving on Sun   yoihj
If you want to really arrive on earth you should have those things:
If you arrive on earth and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • sell your wrist watch to NASA   anonymous
  • assume human form, run for president of world leading nation, wreck it by invading third-world country   yoihj
When you arrive on earth it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • being an alien, because you won't be accepted to work at Burger King   yoihj
When you arrive on earth it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
These sites will help you when you arrive on earth:
When you arrive on earth your "mortal enemies" are:
You know it's the last time you arrive on earth when:
  • you don't get civilised service as on ANY other planet   anonymous
  • some fighter jet releases 29 missiles into your ship   yoihj
When you arrive on earth and fail it's probably because:
  • your hyper-drive parts were made in China   anonymous
  • you didn't plan your landing well   yoihj
What would be different in the idea (you arrive on earth) if you had a million dollars:
  • you could park your flying saucer anywhere without worrying about parking tickets   anonymous
  • when do you want your breakfast, sir?   yoihj
If you arrive on earth it's probably because:
  • you lost your map to most popular space destinations   yoihj


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