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If you arrive on earth for the first time, you really should:
  • hide your spaceship in the bushes   
  • assume the human form   
  • learn Earthican laguage   
  • try to catch a ride back   
  • see tasmania   incer3
  • ask scientists how our rockets work - laughs guaranteed   
  • visit Earth's capital   
If you arrive on earth you should always:
  • make sure you're not vulnerable to Earth's bacteria   
  • connect to a preferred gsm network   
  • apply for permanent visa   
  • leave your death-ray before entering the bank   
  • enjoy pollution   
  • make sure your return ticket is valid and flexible   incer3
If you arrive on earth you should never:
  • land in Rosswell   
  • draw your name in crop circles before you announce yourself   
  • pay with Antares' currency at Utah's gas stations   
  • say your name in your own language if the sound of it could destroy Earthicans' ears   
  • start with destroying the Earth   
  • speak to the media   incer3
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If you arrive on earth you might like this about it:
  • there is much left to harvest   
  • anti-spam filters are not invented yet   
  • if you arrived on Earth you are probably far more intelligent than us   
  • there's no space radiation on Earth... yet....   
  • beer   drRoflol
  • biancalova.com   
  • drugs   incer3
If you arrive on earth you won't be happy to know that:
  • mcdonalds is closing in iceland   incer3
  • methane gas in the athmosphere has biological origins   
  • area51 is dismantling saucer service, rather than repair   
  • unless you have cash - you're not welcome   
If you arrive on earth then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • arriving on Sun   
If you want to really arrive on earth you should have those things:
  • iPhone   
  • spaceship   
  • green skin   
  • earthican passport   
  • mastercard   drRoflol
  • twitter account   incer3
If you arrive on earth and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • sell your wrist watch to NASA   
  • assume human form, run for president of world leading nation, wreck it by invading third-world country   
  • end world hunger   incer3
When you arrive on earth it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • being an alien, because you won't be accepted to work at Burger King   
When you arrive on earth it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
When you arrive on earth your "mortal enemies" are:
  • scully and mulder   
  • fBI   
  • red tape   incer3
  • realtive of the people you shot with your death-ray   
These sites will help you when you arrive on earth:
You know it's the last time you arrive on earth when:
  • some fighter jet releases 29 missiles into your ship   
  • you don't get civilised service as on ANY other planet   
  • your saucer gets towed to area51 for parking on the wrong place   drRoflol
  • you piss off china   incer3
When you arrive on earth and fail it's probably because:
  • your hyper-drive parts were made in China   
  • you didn't plan your landing well   
  • you came up on radar   incer3
  • your spaceship computer catches win95.cih in the proximity to solar system and fails   
What would be different in the idea (you arrive on earth) if you had a million dollars:
  • you could park your flying saucer anywhere without worrying about parking tickets   
  • when do you want your breakfast, sir?   
If you arrive on earth it's probably because:
  • you accidentally replied to spam mail about intergalactically cheap loans and real estate on earth   
  • you took the wrong turn   incer3
  • you lost your map to most popular space destinations   


Never ceases to amaze me how you found it:

  • If you were e.t what would be the first thing to do when you arrive on earth
  • Because when you arrive




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