If you blog with WordPress you might like this about it:
gorgeous templates
extra pages and widgets
it's the leading bloggin platform
creating a site for all information about what your dog did today has never been easier
there are plugins for just about everything
there are themes for your site, some are really awesome
it's pretty easy to learn
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If you blog with WordPress you won't be happy to know that:
you can't embed video
can only pre-date posts on page; permalink still reads actual date (no good for transfers)
you get lots more comment spam
wordpress breaks code (if you publish some program listing) sometimes
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If you blog with WordPress then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
blogspot
open source software
huh?
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If you want to really blog with WordPress you should have those things:
a computer
web hosting with mysql
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If you blog with WordPress and you want to push the limits, try to:
not use wordpress
install WordPress MU yourself.
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When you blog with WordPress it is not the same as ... because ...:
google's Blogger because you need to have your own host
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When you blog with WordPress it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
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When you blog with WordPress your "mortal enemies" are:
troll
spammers
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These sites will help you when you blog with WordPress:
wordpress.org
Hint: ...
You know it's the last time you blog with WordPress when:
the automatic Update plugin stops working
you log in and see 10000 spam comments
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When you blog with WordPress and fail it's probably because:
you forgot to post
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What would be different in the idea (you blog with WordPress) if you had a million dollars:
your blog would be called "what my solid gold dog did today"
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If you blog with WordPress it's probably because:
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