If you cant stop laughing you might like this about it:
goodly vitamin c is produced
you could play joker in "batman" without make-up
it will longer your life
your medical bill might be paid by government, but it'll only include shrinks
something funny happened
it will burn calories
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If you cant stop laughing you won't be happy to know that:
it is infectious
overdosage of vit.c might have irreversible consequences
they are laughing at you
you are an idiot
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If you cant stop laughing then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
the seven words you can't say on tv
staring at yourself in the mirror
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If you want to really cant stop laughing you should have those things:
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If you cant stop laughing and you want to push the limits, try to:
say that it's not funnee
ask the priest if there is anything you could help him in the mass
shit yourself
cut off three fingers
drink your own piss like using a water fountain
hold your breath
ask for payrise
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When you cant stop laughing it is not the same as ... because ...:
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When you cant stop laughing it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
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When you cant stop laughing your "mortal enemies" are:
comedians
clowns and others
manic depressive people
your mother
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These sites will help you when you cant stop laughing:
www.specialfriedrice.net
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You know it's the last time you cant stop laughing when:
you start over
you run out of air
you faint
you are dead
they finally shoot you in the head
you drown
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When you cant stop laughing and fail it's probably because:
you tried to watch hamlet in theatre being serious
that stuff was way too strong
you smoked too much weed
you farted
you are a retard
you are sick in the head
it's just too funny
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What would be different in the idea (you cant stop laughing) if you had a million dollars:
then you'd have a thousand friends laughing with you even if nobody knows why
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If you cant stop laughing it's probably because:
you are delirious
you've just been hit by a funny joke
you don't care anymore
youre crazy
something is funny
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