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If you develop a Web 2.0 startup for the first time, you really should:
  • work hard and be patient   
  • learn to suffer like an inventor   
  • reconsider   
  • do ON and OFF Marketing = On your feet and OFF your ASS   
  • nothing. You really should, period.   
  • study the trade pubs   
  • not doubt yourself too much. just do it   
  • never take no for an answer   
  • have sex with Brad Pitt (rowr!)   
If you develop a Web 2.0 startup you should always:
  • keep smiling regardless of what happens   
  • save Money   
  • do what you love   
  • make your number 1 priority that your work is something that you would do even on vacation (work=hobby)   
  • call bugs features   
  • do coke   
If you develop a Web 2.0 startup you should never:
  • give up your day job   
  • advertize   
  • do coke   
  • think that you're the first one to think of this idea   
  • not advertize   
  • call it suggestan   
  • rape and Pillage   
  • copy Ideas   
  • do weed   
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If you develop a Web 2.0 startup you might like this about it:
  • you are finally attractive to the opposite sex!   
  • money   
  • innovation - being the first one to do something   
  • the moolah!   
If you develop a Web 2.0 startup you won't be happy to know that:
  • it will flop   
  • 9 of 10 businesses fail in first year, my guess is that 99 of 100 Web 2.0 startups fail because "Web 2.0" is just another BuzzWord   
  • web 2.0.1 is out next week   drRoflol
  • most of the ideas you can even imagine has already been developed, especially if your project has "social" or "semantic" in it's description   
  • militias are raping families in the congo   
If you develop a Web 2.0 startup then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • ponies   
  • a money tree   
  • sponsor a race car team   
  • learning python   
If you want to really develop a Web 2.0 startup you should have those things:
  • beer, lots of beer   
  • determination and a brain   
  • determination   
  • coke   
  • the retarded, wrong idea that "social networking" isn't pure idiocy   
  • a way to create the idea that makes money   
  • an idea of how your startup would make any money   
  • imphasizing ... A BRAIN!   
  • erlang, lisp, or python. in that order   
  • a business plan   
  • monetization strategy   
If you develop a Web 2.0 startup and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • give away money!   
  • make another one!   
  • invent the Web 3.0   
  • not use dotted fucking lines   
  • do the curved edges in javascript and write long running process in erlang   
  • use pastel colours and curved eddges in your design   
When you develop a Web 2.0 startup it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • doing coke   
  • work, because you will just sit around squandering venture capital on parties and cola   
  • a money tree, because money trees are plants, and web 2.0 startups are ANIMALS.   
When you develop a Web 2.0 startup it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
  • a web 1.0 startup because you're just using the internet to funnel cash into your bank account   
When you develop a Web 2.0 startup your "mortal enemies" are:
  • mike arrington, that bastard   
  • people who ask "but what is it for?"   
  • bean counters   
  • vc   
  • freeloaders   
  • expenses   
  • employee laziness   
  • you! signed mike arrington   
These sites will help you when you develop a Web 2.0 startup:
  • suggestan.com   
  • KillerStartups.com   
  • w3schools.com   
  • google.com   
  • ycombinator.com   
  • reddit.com   
You know it's the last time you develop a Web 2.0 startup when:
  • you have read this   
  • you're burned out   
  • you find out that you're allergic to your web 2.0 startup   
  • sand Hill Road ceases to exists.   
When you develop a Web 2.0 startup and fail it's probably because:
  • your monetization sucked   
  • there are already 100 sites letting people be each other's friend and get nothing done   
  • you were not persistent enough   
  • you haven't made it through puberty   
  • you didn't have a business idea   
  • you didn't have any customers   
  • it wasn't scalable.   
  • you idea sucked wad   
What would be different in the idea (you develop a Web 2.0 startup) if you had a million dollars:
  • keep the million, invest in shorts   
  • you wouldn't try a web 2.0 startup   
  • wouldn't start anything   
  • put 90% into advertizing   
  • you would laugh like a hyena and retire   
If you develop a Web 2.0 startup it's probably because:
  • i want to have fun   


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