If you discover the cure for death you might like this about it:
now you can piss off gangsters
it does not cure from forgetfulness
you'd be famous worldwide even if you hadn't revealed what exactly the cure is
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If you discover the cure for death you won't be happy to know that:
now even the darwin award can't improve the human genome
it's impossible to tell how much money it is worth
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If you discover the cure for death then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
jumping from an airplane without a parachute
playing chicken on railroad tracks
Hint: being a... | buying a...
If you want to really discover the cure for death you should have those things:
a cure for boredom of billions of 500 year olds
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If you discover the cure for death and you want to push the limits, try to:
discover the antidote for the cure
forget some important piece of information
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When you discover the cure for death it is not the same as ... because ...:
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When you discover the cure for death it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
being an underworld ruler, because now you own people forever
Hint: being a... | being in... | any other...
When you discover the cure for death your "mortal enemies" are:
owners of funerary services
casket makers
executors of estate
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These sites will help you when you discover the cure for death:
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You know it's the last time you discover the cure for death when:
you die
you're shot
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When you discover the cure for death and fail it's probably because:
the price wasn't right
you couldn't be arsed
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What would be different in the idea (you discover the cure for death) if you had a million dollars:
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If you discover the cure for death it's probably because:
you are drunk
you've spent all your life looking for it
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