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If you enjoy fast food for the first time, you really should:
  • watch super size me   
  • read about losing weight   
  • mega-size everything!   
If you enjoy fast food you should always:
  • have an emergency burger handy under the mattress   
  • have an extra-large t-shirts handy   
  • start with fries   
  • order more sauce   
  • try new burgers   
  • eat while driving   
  • lick each finger to show how delicious the dinner was   
If you enjoy fast food you should never:
  • visit restaurants (aka slow food)   
  • stop eating   
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If you enjoy fast food you might like this about it:
  • it's irrelevant if it's fast or tasty!   
  • it's actually fast!   
  • it's pretty tasty   
If you enjoy fast food you won't be happy to know that:
  • there is a chance you'll get somewhat fat   
  • there is a chance you'll suffer a stroke   
  • you can't see your genitals if you eat fast food twice a day   
  • there's no guarantee there's no saliva in your burger   
  • it's like snail meal is totally obsolete   
If you enjoy fast food then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • drinking beer   
  • programming   
  • watching tv   
If you want to really enjoy fast food you should have those things:
  • spare heart   
  • lots of health   
If you enjoy fast food and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • cheeseburger with whole chicken   
  • create your own burger brand   
  • shoot a duck and have a duckburger   
  • make an burrito with pony meat   
  • work as a gym trainer   
  • share your passion with ex-employee of any fast food chain   
When you enjoy fast food it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • driving, because while driving you burn carbons   
When you enjoy fast food it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
When you enjoy fast food your "mortal enemies" are:
  • vegetarians   
  • doctors   
  • joggers   
  • skinny bastards   
  • people in front of you in the line   
  • the prices of food   
  • cows   
  • people who like cows   
These sites will help you when you enjoy fast food:
  • mcdonalds.com   
You know it's the last time you enjoy fast food when:
  • mcdonalds starts serving meat-free hamburgers   
  • your heart stops   
  • your doctor glues your mouth shut   
  • you find a human tooth in french fries   
  • you see the light   
When you enjoy fast food and fail it's probably because:
  • you're on the north pole   
What would be different in the idea (you enjoy fast food) if you had a million dollars:
  • you could buy a fast food franchise for your personal convenience   
  • you can eat 5$ burger from 5000$ gold plate   
If you enjoy fast food it's probably because:
  • it looks good, it tastes good   
  • you can't just have one   
  • words 'natural' or 'nutritious' or 'fresh' bring you stomach aches   




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