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If you feel lonely for the first time, you really should:
  • remember you have god   
  • masturbate   
  • hit on chicks   
  • talk to friends   
  • masturbate   
If you feel lonely you should always:
  • find friend   
  • eat fries topped with vanilla ice cream   
  • wake up past noon   
If you feel lonely you should never:
  • mistake your lonelyness for depression   
  • cry   
  • listen to sad songs   
  • drink red wine   
  • eat pizza   
If you feel lonely you might like this about it:
  • that you can do what ever you want to do with out anyone knowing... -hint hint-   
  • being self-absorbed and introspective about life   
  • no one disturbs you   
If you feel lonely you won't be happy to know that:
  • there is no point of being not disturbed   
  • it might last for a decade   
  • nobody cares   
  • you will always be lonely. forever   
If you feel lonely then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • surfing the internet   
  • wallowing to sappy love songs   
  • staring into space   
  • blogging   
  • smoking weed   
If you want to really feel lonely you should have those things:
  • computer   
  • a door.. so you can actually go out side and get a life   
  • full moon   
  • weed   
If you feel lonely and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • think about how horrible your life is compared to everyone else   
  • imagine yourself being alone for the rest of your life   
  • become emo wear only white   
  • pray to jesus about your loneliness   
When you feel lonely it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • being bored because james bond said so   
When you feel lonely it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
  • feeling like a loser because everyone else does not appear to be lonely   
When you feel lonely your "mortal enemies" are:
  • happy successful people who are not lonely   
  • food   
These sites will help you when you feel lonely:
  • www.youtube.com   
  • tumblr.com   
You know it's the last time you feel lonely when:
  • you meet somebody that will stick with you   
  • i die   
When you feel lonely and fail it's probably because:
  • you get bored of self indulgence   
  • you just finished a big bong rip   
What would be different in the idea (you feel lonely) if you had a million dollars:
  • you could travel to see people and thus not be lonely   
  • that would change everything   
  • meh   
  • you could be lonelier   
If you feel lonely it's probably because:
  • you have nobody to talk to   
  • you are confused   
  • your not very socializing   
  • you overeaten chocolate hearts and want to give them to anyone away   
  • your depressed   
  • upset about something   
  • ran outta weed   
  • your g/f or b/f is in jail   


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