If you go to a beer festival you might like this about it:
lots of tasty real ale
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If you go to a beer festival you won't be happy to know that:
the beer has run out
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If you go to a beer festival then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
go to a pub that serves real ale
go to a music festival
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If you want to really go to a beer festival you should have those things:
a glass, a programme, camra card
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If you go to a beer festival and you want to push the limits, try to:
drink as many different beers as you can
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When you go to a beer festival it is not the same as ... because ...:
going to a music festival... there's proper beer not just carling and crap like that
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When you go to a beer festival it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
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When you go to a beer festival your "mortal enemies" are:
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These sites will help you when you go to a beer festival:
camra.org.uk
scoopgen (yahoo group)
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You know it's the last time you go to a beer festival when:
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When you go to a beer festival and fail it's probably because:
you got there too late and the beers are running out
you were drinking out of cans brought from tesco and got kicked out
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What would be different in the idea (you go to a beer festival) if you had a million dollars:
not much really. get a cab home even if it's a long way
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If you go to a beer festival it's probably because:
you like real ale
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