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If you have a girlfriend who owns a shotgun for the first time, you really should:
  • know if she isn't a psycho   
  • check every evening if it's not under the pillow   
  • hide the shells   
If you have a girlfriend who owns a shotgun you should always:
  • wear a iron crouch cup   
  • let her negotiate at the bank   
  • let her greet the kids' dates   
  • obey her   tetsuo
If you have a girlfriend who owns a shotgun you should never:
  • argue with her   
  • complain about her large handbag   
  • break up with her, let her dump you   
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If you have a girlfriend who owns a shotgun you might like this about it:
  • you two have something in common   
If you have a girlfriend who owns a shotgun you won't be happy to know that:
  • you won't win any argument   
  • you can't complain about her spending too much of the budget for the shells   
  • the phrase "dump him" could happen to be literary accurate and true   
  • she uses it too   tetsuo
If you have a girlfriend who owns a shotgun then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
If you want to really have a girlfriend who owns a shotgun you should have those things:
  • life insurance   
  • a better shotgun   
If you have a girlfriend who owns a shotgun and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • find out if touching her shotgun stimulates her   
When you have a girlfriend who owns a shotgun it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • suicide because you don't know how to talk with girls   
When you have a girlfriend who owns a shotgun it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
When you have a girlfriend who owns a shotgun your "mortal enemies" are:
  • poor aim   
These sites will help you when you have a girlfriend who owns a shotgun:
You know it's the last time you have a girlfriend who owns a shotgun when:
  • she shoots you   
When you have a girlfriend who owns a shotgun and fail it's probably because:
  • uh, she shot you   
What would be different in the idea (you have a girlfriend who owns a shotgun) if you had a million dollars:
  • she would be hot   
If you have a girlfriend who owns a shotgun it's probably because:
  • you get shot   
  • you might be a redneck   




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