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If you have a new baby for the first time, you really should:
  • read "healthy sleep habits, happy child" by weissbluth   anonymous
  • sleep when the baby sleeps   anonymous
  • read dr. sears "the baby book"   anonymous
  • buy The Rookie Mom's Handbook   anonymous
  • learn to swaddle. now   anonymous
  • read "the baby whisperer" by tracy hogg   anonymous
  • get a sling or baby carrier (if the baby likes it)   anonymous
  • not let the sleep books make you crazy   anonymous
  • watch for signs of ppd and tell someone if you suspect you have it   anonymous
  • enjoy it   anonymous
  • choose a great name.   anonymous
If you have a new baby you should always:
  • figure out a way to take a shower   anonymous
  • let yourself love unconditionally   anonymous
  • get out of the house at least once a day, even if it's just a stroller walk around the block   anonymous
  • tell your baby you love them as many times as the thought pops into your head   anonymous
  • answer your baby's needs - it's not the same as spoiling   anonymous
  • respond to your baby's cries   anonymous
  • plan your day around an activity   anonymous
If you have a new baby you should never:
  • be afraid to ask for help   anonymous
  • eat a whole box of Krispy Kremes   anonymous
  • talk only to your baby   anonymous
  • stay in the house all day long   anonymous
  • let anyone tell you you are spoiling your baby by loving them   anonymous
  • follow the advice of sleep trainers like ferber, weissbluth, hogg, etc   anonymous
  • feel like your instincts are wrong   anonymous
  • listen to people who don't believe in sleep training. do you want to have a life, or not?   anonymous
If you have a new baby you might like this about it:
  • a feeling of deep love you can't explain to a non-parent   anonymous
  • very tiny and cute   anonymous
  • fun to put clothes on   anonymous
  • tiny baby hands and feet   anonymous
  • that first smile. gas or no gas   anonymous
  • wrinkly elephant knees   anonymous
  • the sounds they make when drinking a bottle or nursing   anonymous
  • the way their little fists are curled up, especially when they're sleeping   anonymous
  • the fuzzy hair   anonymous
  • knowing you can kiss the heck out of them and they won't say "oh, mom!"   anonymous
  • the way their little arms don't reach above their heads when they stretch   anonymous
  • the first giggle   anonymous
  • thigh rolls!   anonymous
If you have a new baby you won't be happy to know that:
  • make peace with poop   anonymous
  • sleep will be hard to come by   anonymous
  • your life will never be the same   anonymous
  • you will have little or no time for yourself   anonymous
  • your body changes forever   anonymous
  • you will get all sorts of baby body fluids on you at least six times a day   anonymous
If you have a new baby then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • banging your head against a wall repeatedly   anonymous
  • postnatal yoga classes   anonymous
  • ergo carrier   anonymous
  • visiting new parks around your neighborhood   anonymous
If you want to really have a new baby you should have those things:
If you have a new baby and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • get out of the house early in the morning!   anonymous
  • take a weekend away with another family.   anonymous
  • take the baby to a yoga ashram for a weekend   anonymous
  • get through your to-do list   anonymous
When you have a new baby it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • a dog... the baby cannot be left at home alone   anonymous
  • anthing you have known before...because, just because, you'll see, but it's the best thing in the world you can do   anonymous
When you have a new baby it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
  • suddenly having a conjoined twin...you are constantly attached, even when you aren't   anonymous
These sites will help you when you have a new baby:
When you have a new baby your "mortal enemies" are:
You know it's the last time you have a new baby when:
  • you nurse right into menopause   anonymous
When you have a new baby and fail it's probably because:
  • you don't follow her lead. babies tell you exactly what they want and if you just give them that, all is a beautiful flow   anonymous
  • you are too selfish   anonymous
  • you are human, keep trying   anonymous
  • you are judging yourself too harshly   anonymous
What would be different in the idea (you have a new baby) if you had a million dollars:
  • get a night nanny and sleep more   anonymous
  • join all the fun new baby hotspots and classes   anonymous
  • two words: au pair   anonymous
  • a personal chef and housekeeper   anonymous
  • i would be a part time stay at home mom   anonymous
If you have a new baby it's probably because:


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