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If you have diarrhea for the first time, you really should:
  • sit on a toilet   
  • not wipe using on square of paper   
  • use more than one square of paper   
  • wash your hair afterwards   
  • chastise your mother   
  • not be scared   
  • go cry and tell somone, it works and makes u smile   
  • poop on your best friend   
  • count all the poop prices   
  • do the moon after you have diearea and don't wipe you ass   
  • stop eating burritos   
If you have diarrhea you should always:
  • take kayo   
  • wipe afterwards   
  • wipe it on your best friend/wear a dipar   
  • watch 2 girls 1 cup   
  • wear diapers from www.abuniverse.com   
  • smile   
  • lick it and like it   
If you have diarrhea you should never:
  • wear several layers of clothing   
  • tell someone   
  • make dinner without washing your hands   
  • let children play in it   
  • put your head in the tolite and the large dump   
  • because i ment   
  • because of i ment sry :(   
  • apologize   
  • have someone eat out your b hole   
  • ue toilet paper   
  • not wear diaper   
If you have diarrhea you might like this about it:
  • you can blow it toward other people   
  • you can practice your spray texture pattern   
  • it sounds cool   
  • it doesn't stink like a turd   
  • it stinks like a mixture of a turd and some vomit   exissential
  • it tates like hevean   
  • diapers from www.abuniverse.com   
  • diaper pics from www.dailydiapers.com   
If you have diarrhea you won't be happy to know that:
  • it's only temporary   
  • you can't put it on your resume   
  • dogs won't eat it   
  • it makes hair grow on your ears   
If you have diarrhea then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • drywall texturing   
  • art   
  • walking funny   
  • living in 3rd world   
  • diapers from www.abuniverse.com   
If you want to really have diarrhea you should have those things:
  • a toilet   
  • toilet paper   
  • extra underwear   
  • skirt'   
  • collostomy   
  • a cnoe   
  • a canoe i said!   
  • a pack of abu cushies from www.abuniverse.com   
If you have diarrhea and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • fart   
  • fart while pushing hard   
  • hold it   
  • porky pig it   
  • stand on your head   
  • have a bannana show   
  • take laxitive   
  • focus the squirt   
  • shit qietly   
  • shit quietly   
  • aim for the ceiling   
  • sink the ty de bowl man   
  • watch dumb and dumber and try to do the same   
  • drink 50 bottles of laxitive   
When you have diarrhea it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • piss, its water and diearea is layers of shit   
When you have diarrhea it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
  • chipolte, because both leave blood stains in your underwear   
When you have diarrhea your "mortal enemies" are:
  • mexican food   
  • laxitive   
  • six smoking elves taking crisp packets for their ailments   
  • east indians   
  • dehydration   
These sites will help you when you have diarrhea:
  • www.youtube.com/watch?v=fthl0m awkmy&feature=related   
  • www.kayopectate.com   
You know it's the last time you have diarrhea when:
  • your eyes have sunken in to their sockets   
  • your guts are hanging out of your rectum   
When you have diarrhea and fail it's probably because:
  • you are a real loser, cant even do that right   
  • it really isn't diarrhea in the first place   
What would be different in the idea (you have diarrhea) if you had a million dollars:
  • hmmmmmmmmmm have a auto mattic ass wiper   
If you have diarrhea it's probably because:
  • you ate your pets   
  • you like mexican food   
  • aliens experimented on you last night   
  • you drank gallions of laxitive   


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