If you have diarrhea you might like this about it:
you can blow it toward other people
you can practice your spray texture pattern
it sounds cool
it doesn't stink like a turd
it stinks like a mixture of a turd and some vomit
exissential
it tates like hevean
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If you have diarrhea you won't be happy to know that:
it's only temporary
you can't put it on your resume
dogs won't eat it
it makes hair grow on your ears
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If you have diarrhea then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
drywall texturing
art
walking funny
living in 3rd world
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If you want to really have diarrhea you should have those things:
a toilet
toilet paper
extra underwear
skirt'
collostomy
a cnoe
a canoe i said!
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If you have diarrhea and you want to push the limits, try to:
fart
fart while pushing hard
hold it
porky pig it
stand on your head
have a bannana show
take laxitive
focus the squirt
shit qietly
shit quietly
aim for the ceiling
sink the ty de bowl man
watch dumb and dumber and try to do the same
drink 50 bottles of laxitive
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When you have diarrhea it is not the same as ... because ...:
piss, its water and diearea is layers of shit
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When you have diarrhea it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
chipolte, because both leave blood stains in your underwear
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When you have diarrhea your "mortal enemies" are:
mexican food
laxitive
six smoking elves taking crisp packets for their ailments
east indians
dehydration
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You know it's the last time you have diarrhea when:
your eyes have sunken in to their sockets
your guts are hanging out of your rectum
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When you have diarrhea and fail it's probably because:
you are a real loser, cant even do that right
it really isn't diarrhea in the first place
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What would be different in the idea (you have diarrhea) if you had a million dollars:
hmmmmmmmmmm have a auto mattic ass wiper
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If you have diarrhea it's probably because:
you ate your pets
you like mexican food
aliens experimented on you last night
you drank gallions of laxitive
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