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If you have no job for the first time, you really should:
  • try annoying your neighbours as much possible so once they would really find you a job for you   
  • start a company   
  • laugh at ones with job   
  • get a gun   
  • start eating burritos daily   
If you have no job you should always:
  • consider if people jobs were the most important thing in the universe it must definitely had been mentioned in the bible   
  • start drinking and/or doing drugs   drRoflol
  • watch tv   
  • hunt for jobs   
  • waste time at this website   
  • enjoy life   
  • i agree, waste time at this site   
  • have a hobby   
If you have no job you should never:
  • tell your wife you were at a business meeting coming home drunk at 3 am   
  • pick your nose   
  • burn bridges   
  • find one   
  • buy a new house and car   
  • tell your wife you didn't wake up in time for the job interview   drRoflol
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If you have no job you might like this about it:
  • you can wear pijamas on workdays   
  • think of all that time you would had wasted at work!   
  • drive motocycle all day   
If you have no job you won't be happy to know that:
  • think of all that money you would had earned during that time at work   
  • the chances of you becoming employed again are slim   
  • unemployment is temorary   
  • the govt is watching you   
  • your ex boss talks a lot of shit about you   
If you have no job then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • dieting   
  • doing nothing all day long   
  • depression   
  • self loathing   
  • squalor   
  • being homeless   drRoflol
If you want to really have no job you should have those things:
  • bad attitude   
  • money from another sources   
If you have no job and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • sue the largest milk company for making white milk products as the color makes you depressed   
  • ask the boss for a raise   
When you have no job it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • poor...because...you won lottery   
When you have no job it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
  • free...you have no boss   
When you have no job your "mortal enemies" are:
  • inflation   
  • rectal burning and itching   
These sites will help you when you have no job:
  • www.monster.com   
You know it's the last time you have no job when:
  • you die   
When you have no job and fail it's probably because:
  • you're ugly   
  • you actually can writhe a good resume!   
  • you are stupid, lazy, unmotivated   
What would be different in the idea (you have no job) if you had a million dollars:
  • job would be optional   
If you have no job it's probably because:
  • you can't allow yourself to sleep with your boss   
  • i have money and enjoy me life   
  • you're ugly   drRoflol




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