think of all that time you would had wasted at work!
drive motocycle all day
Hint: you could... | you get... | you can... | you will... | now you... | there are... | you are... | if you... | it is... | you have... | there's a... | there is... | you don't... | the way... | it's pretty... | no one... | chicks dig... | there's no... | everything is... | it's really...
If you have no job you won't be happy to know that:
think of all that money you would had earned during that time at work
the chances of you becoming employed again are slim
unemployment is temorary
the govt is watching you
your ex boss talks a lot of shit about you
Hint: there is... | you will... | most of... | you can't... | it's not... | it is... | there are... | if you... | you probably... | you have... | most people... | this is... | there's a... | you need... | it takes... | there's no... | you are... | they are... | you're probably... | you can...
If you have no job then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
If you want to really have no job you should have those things:
bad attitude
money from another sources
Hint: lots of... | at least... | a lot... | a good... | a great... | really big... | something to...
If you have no job and you want to push the limits, try to:
sue the largest milk company for making white milk products as the color makes you depressed
ask the boss for a raise
Hint: do it... | ask for... | try to... | make a... | ask if... | not use... | take a... | tell them... | talk to... | create your... | take the... | shoot a... | ride a... | make your... | go to... | make an... | actually do... | work for... | find a... | ask to...
When you have no job it is not the same as ... because ...:
poor...because...you won lottery
Hint: going to... | being a... | riding a... | being an... | programming in... | driving, because...
When you have no job it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
free...you have no boss
Hint: being a... | being in... | any other...
When you have no job your "mortal enemies" are:
inflation
rectal burning and itching
Hint: people who... | lack of... | high priced... | people with... | things that... | get rich... | other geeks... | a phone...
These sites will help you when you have no job:
www.monster.com
Hint: ...
You know it's the last time you have no job when:
you die
Hint: you get... | you have... | you are... | you run... | you see... | you find... | when your... | you go... | the last... | you lost... | you receive... | you can't... | you try... | the instructor... | you look... | you buy... | you start... | it's the... | you hear... | your approval...
When you have no job and fail it's probably because:
you're ugly
you actually can writhe a good resume!
you are stupid, lazy, unmotivated
Hint: you are... | you were... | you didn't... | you tried... | you're not... | you got... | you didnt... | you had... | you don't... | you took... | it wasn't... | you have... | you dont... | you couldn't... | you aren't... | you've got... | it was... | you smoke... | you asked... | you drank...
What would be different in the idea (you have no job) if you had a million dollars:
job would be optional
Hint: you could... | you would... | i would... | you'd be... | i could... | you wouldn't... | you can... | i wouldnt... | it would... | you'd have... | i'd buy... | i wouldn't...