If you have too much money you might like this about it:
the nice scent it has
you certainly have a lot of friends
you get lots of interest
tax write offs
there are myriads of people ready to jump in to help your problem
Hint: you could... | you get... | you can... | you will... | now you... | there are... | you are... | if you... | it is... | you have... | there's a... | there is... | you don't... | the way... | it's pretty... | no one... | chicks dig... | there's no... | everything is... | it's really...
If you have too much money you won't be happy to know that:
you mis-counted
unfortunately you can't figure out the approach for that help to ask
you live in Zimbabwe
you now have a responsibility to society to care about crap
small children enjoy money
Hint: there is... | you will... | most of... | you can't... | it's not... | it is... | there are... | if you... | you probably... | you have... | most people... | this is... | there's a... | you need... | it takes... | there's no... | you are... | they are... | you're probably... | you can...
If you have too much money then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
you have too many friends
too many girlfriends
worrying about next day's sunrise
Hint: being a... | buying a...
If you want to really have too much money you should have those things:
blonde, brunette, redhead
an umbrella
a bank account
a good launderer
Hint: lots of... | at least... | a lot... | a good... | a great... | really big... | something to...
If you have too much money and you want to push the limits, try to:
hang off a cliff using aluminum foil
buy a condo in Daytona Beach
withdraw in loose chain
invest them into the bank - next year you'll have to worry 10% more
Hint: do it... | ask for... | try to... | make a... | ask if... | not use... | take a... | tell them... | talk to... | create your... | take the... | shoot a... | ride a... | make your... | go to... | make an... | actually do... | work for... | find a... | ask to...
When you have too much money it is not the same as ... because ...:
having too much happiness, because everyone knows that when you have too much money you end up whining about everyone taking it away
george W,.. you know
being Bill Gates, because he's not worried
Hint: going to... | being a... | riding a... | being an... | programming in... | driving, because...
When you have too much money it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
having 1 kg of grain to mill, because you don't know what to do with the rest 1 tonne
being "large"
being "too large"
Hint: being a... | being in... | any other...
When you have too much money your "mortal enemies" are:
no longer your mortal enemies, but your investment pals.
shredders
economy crash
Hint: people who... | lack of... | high priced... | people with... | things that... | get rich... | other geeks... | a phone...
These sites will help you when you have too much money:
because they make you realize how many people don't actually care
Hint: ...
You know it's the last time you have too much money when:
you get married
its all spent
you reveal the foul business practices you used to get it
Hint: you get... | you have... | you are... | you run... | you see... | you find... | when your... | you go... | the last... | you lost... | you receive... | you can't... | you try... | the instructor... | you look... | you buy... | you start... | it's the... | you hear... | your approval...
When you have too much money and fail it's probably because:
you felt that shells is the best currency
you are a dumbass
you kept your money in Frenobian wooden dollars
Hint: you are... | you were... | you didn't... | you tried... | you're not... | you got... | you didnt... | you had... | you don't... | you took... | it wasn't... | you have... | you dont... | you couldn't... | you aren't... | you've got... | it was... | you smoke... | you asked... | you drank...
What would be different in the idea (you have too much money) if you had a million dollars:
i wouldn't have enough money
Hint: you could... | you would... | i would... | you'd be... | i could... | you wouldn't... | you can... | i wouldnt... | it would... | you'd have... | i'd buy... | i wouldn't...
If you have too much money it's probably because:
Hint: you are... | you have... | you can't... | you want... | you lost... | you just... | you need... | it is... | you love... | you've got...