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If you have too much money for the first time, you really should:
If you have too much money you should always:
  • start using it as clothing   anonymous
  • buy a condo in Daytona Beach Shores   anonymous
  • use it to stuff your mattress   anonymous
  • burn it in your fireplace   anonymous
  • store them safely hanging out of your pocket while walking alone at night   yoihj
  • enjoy the confusing of the prestigeous bank clerk by asking to say the real amount of money in your account   anonymous
If you have too much money you should never:
  • use small bills   anonymous
  • ask your bank teller to tell you the real amount   yoihj
If you have too much money you might like this about it:
  • the nice scent it has   anonymous
  • you certainly have a lot of friends   anonymous
  • you get lots of interest   anonymous
  • there are myriads of people ready to jump in to help your problem   yoihj
If you have too much money you won't be happy to know that:
  • small children enjoy money   anonymous
  • you mis-counted   anonymous
  • unfortunately you can't figure out the approach for that help to ask   anonymous
  • you live in Zimbabwe   anonymous
If you have too much money then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • you have too many friends   anonymous
  • too many girlfriends   anonymous
  • worrying about next day's sunrise   yoihj
If you want to really have too much money you should have those things:
If you have too much money and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • hang off a cliff using aluminum foil   anonymous
  • buy a condo in Daytona Beach   anonymous
  • withdraw in loose chain   anonymous
  • invest them into the bank - next year you'll have to worry 10% more   yoihj
When you have too much money it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • having too much happiness, because everyone knows that when you have too much money you end up whining about everyone taking it away   anonymous
  • george W,.. you know   anonymous
  • being Bill Gates, because he's not worried   yoihj
When you have too much money it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
  • having 1 kg of grain to mill, because you don't know what to do with the rest 1 tonne   anonymous
  • being "large"   anonymous
  • being "too large"   anonymous
These sites will help you when you have too much money:
  • because they make you realize how many people don't actually care   anonymous
When you have too much money your "mortal enemies" are:
  • no longer your mortal enemies, but your investment pals.   anonymous
  • shredders   anonymous
You know it's the last time you have too much money when:
  • you reveal the foul business practices you used to get it   anonymous
  • you get married   anonymous
When you have too much money and fail it's probably because:
  • you felt that shells is the best currency   anonymous
  • you are a dumbass   anonymous
  • you kept your money in Frenobian wooden dollars   yoihj
What would be different in the idea (you have too much money) if you had a million dollars:
If you have too much money it's probably because:


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