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If you know the boat is sinking for the first time, you really should:
  • read the maunal about checking your drainplug   anonymous
  • see if you paid insurance premium   anonymous
  • be able to swim   anonymous
  • start praying if you're in the middle of Amazon   yoihj
  • take the safety boat   anonymous
If you know the boat is sinking you should always:
  • prepare to dive   yoihj
  • chug the last beer!   anonymous
  • swim   anonymous
  • play dead if there are sharks around   yoihj
  • check to see if you have on clean socks and underwear...thanks mom   anonymous
If you know the boat is sinking you should never:
If you know the boat is sinking you might like this about it:
  • the immediate "lightheadedness"   anonymous
  • if you hold a lung of air for long, you could see the sunken Atlantis   anonymous
  • you will live Titanic for real   anonymous
  • underwater world is full of wonder   yoihj
If you know the boat is sinking you won't be happy to know that:
  • underwater world is full of hungry things   yoihj
  • you're on CANDID CAMERA   anonymous
  • it is really sinking   anonymous
  • it's not covered by boat insurance   anonymous
  • everybody knows   anonymous
If you know the boat is sinking then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • taking a chainsaw to your bathtub   anonymous
  • boarding anything named Titanic   yoihj
  • flying wooden airplane   yoihj
If you want to really know the boat is sinking you should have those things:
  • a credit card to burry in a treasure chest on a deserted island you will be washed out   anonymous
  • another boat in tow   anonymous
  • life jacket   yoihj
  • some food if your in the middle of nowhere   yoihj
  • something to float on   anonymous
If you know the boat is sinking and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • make a public statement to passengers, that you opened new entertaining swimming pool in lower decks   anonymous
  • store the incoming water in barrels   anonymous
  • say the alphabet backwards, and drink another shot   anonymous
  • let the passengers know how much water your boat already has and explain on blackboard how fast it's going to drown   yoihj
  • sing "auld lang syne"   anonymous
When you know the boat is sinking it is not the same as ... because ...:
When you know the boat is sinking it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
These sites will help you when you know the boat is sinking:
When you know the boat is sinking your "mortal enemies" are:
You know it's the last time you know the boat is sinking when:
  • you reach the bottom at last   anonymous
  • the top your 100ft mast goes under   anonymous
  • you patch it   yoihj
When you know the boat is sinking and fail it's probably because:
What would be different in the idea (you know the boat is sinking) if you had a million dollars:
  • buy a better boat next time?   anonymous
  • your body will be identified with DNA test   yoihj
  • unmarked dollor bills make nice boat hole plug   anonymous
If you know the boat is sinking it's probably because:
  • you can't find dry socks anywhere   anonymous


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