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If you know the boat is sinking for the first time, you really should:
  • announce about it on twitter   
  • consider why you think this may be the first time and not the last time   
  • try to sell the boat on ebay before it sinks   
  • see if you paid insurance premium   
  • call spong bob for help   
  • break out the sponges   
  • try on new haircut and make-up to prepare for this occassion   
  • read the maunal about checking your drainplug   
  • not listen to anything these people say ^   
  • promote the first mate to captain and make him go down with your ship   
  • put the plug back in before this goes too far   
  • bring out the ducttape   
  • kill yourself asap   
  • start praying if you're in the middle of Amazon   
  • be able to swim   
  • take the safety boat   
If you know the boat is sinking you should always:
  • help as many people as you can   
  • check to see if you have on clean socks and underwear...thanks mom   
  • chug the last beer!   
  • swim   
  • put a life jacket on   
  • take a swim   
  • prepare for the worst   
  • prepare to dive   
  • play dead if there are sharks around   
  • attend a swimming tempo-course   drRoflol
  • try your best to save people   
  • die   
  • warn jack that you're going to throw the necklace into the ocean at the end   
  • hide under the bed   
  • bring 20 blowup dolls for company in the lifeboat   
  • play the violin   
  • put on ur floaties   
If you know the boat is sinking you should never:
  • take a nap   bille
  • search for some help on Google   
  • stay in the boat   
  • use your finger to plug hole...might get stuck   
  • get on the boat   
  • throw the heart of the ocean overboard   
  • kill everyone on board then good luck   
  • poop if your but is itchy   
  • go to the bathroom   
  • go to that party down in the boiler room   
  • wear a lead life vest   
  • get on this website for a hint   
  • leave the boat   
  • light a cuban cigar   
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If you know the boat is sinking you might like this about it:
  • you will live Titanic for real   
  • the immediate "lightheadedness"   
  • if you hold a lung of air for long, you could see the sunken Atlantis   
  • mermaids are pretty hot   
  • you get an extended vacation   
  • you wont be dehydrated   
  • underwater world is full of wonder   
  • the boat is insured, and the water is only three feet deep   drRoflol
If you know the boat is sinking you won't be happy to know that:
  • it is really sinking   
  • you're on CANDID CAMERA   
  • it's not covered by boat insurance   
  • underwater world is full of hungry things   
  • there are tips to help you on the internet   
  • you will be disconnected in cstrike   
  • you made it happen   
  • sharks eat people with poop in their pants 80% of the time   
  • youve been punked!   
  • your car keys are in the boat   drRoflol
  • everybody knows   
If you know the boat is sinking then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • taking a chainsaw to your bathtub   
  • flying wooden airplane   
  • boarding anything named Titanic   
  • try breathing water   
  • asking your boyfriend to fix the plumbing himself   
  • masterbating while watching oprah   
  • sleep   
If you want to really know the boat is sinking you should have those things:
  • a credit card to burry in a treasure chest on a deserted island you will be washed out   
  • another boat in tow   
  • something to float on   
  • life jacket   
  • some food if your in the middle of nowhere   
  • a last night with yer mom   
  • a knife to cut your wrists (something to drink)   
  • a girl to bang   
If you know the boat is sinking and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • store the incoming water in barrels   
  • say the alphabet backwards, and drink another shot   
  • sing "auld lang syne"   
  • let the passengers know how much water your boat already has and explain on blackboard how fast it's going to drown   
  • make a public statement to passengers, that you opened new entertaining swimming pool in lower decks   
  • put on some extra layers of clothes   drRoflol
  • put more holes in it   
  • hook up with some hottie you were eyeing   
  • test out that new bomb you made out of sparklers and batteries   
When you know the boat is sinking it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • a desert....because you touch yourself at night   
  • comment above how true!   
  • sand......because its water   
When you know the boat is sinking it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
  • what would you bring   
  • pissing yourself, it's all wet   
When you know the boat is sinking your "mortal enemies" are:
  • overboard with your life jacket   
  • water   
  • holes in the boat   
  • alligators   
  • drroflol says   
  • shrimp   
  • gravity, water, big fish, the mexican navy lol   
  • atlantis civillians   
  • king neptune   drRoflol
These sites will help you when you know the boat is sinking:
  • www.Swim-OR-Die.com   
  • yachtNerds.com   
  • anchors-R-Us.com   
  • sandyballs.ca   
  • suggestan.com/know_the_boat_is _sinking   
You know it's the last time you know the boat is sinking when:
  • the top your 100ft mast goes under   
  • you reach the bottom at last   
  • you patch it   
  • your mom tells you to get out of the tub and give someone else a chance   
  • you die   
When you know the boat is sinking and fail it's probably because:
  • you are Jack Sparrow   
  • you tried to light up ur pot but its all wet   
  • you WOKE UP   
  • you're a mermaid   
  • that happens in a kiddie pool   
  • jesus loves you   drRoflol
What would be different in the idea (you know the boat is sinking) if you had a million dollars:
  • buy a better boat next time?   
  • unmarked dollor bills make nice boat hole plug   
  • your body will be identified with DNA test   
  • same thing- titanic   
  • you wouldent die   
If you know the boat is sinking it's probably because:
  • you can't find dry socks anywhere   
  • your not grounded anymore.   
  • it's not floating   
  • you woke up with a mouth full of cock   
  • or water   
  • you wake up thinking you pissed urself   


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