you can bang as many girls as you dang well please
you can call god an asshole becaus he cant kill you lol
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If you live forever you won't be happy to know that:
pretty much everyone you know will be dead
life in prison will never ever end
your grandchildren won't be interested much to hear the stories about the dawn of linux
that girls dont bang 1000 year old guys
that you will become scientist lab rat hahahahah
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If you live forever then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
eating dragon meat
living and being in power
punching charlie sheen
fighting world evil and black wizards
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If you want to really live forever you should have those things:
a super-duper-equal-opportunity emplyer
kill yourself
belive in god for the real eternity
lima
an endless supply of money... to entertain your never ending life
suppa duppa truppa luck
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If you live forever and you want to push the limits, try to:
collect many stamps
kill someone of try suicide everyday
conduct 700 years long experiment to write a scientific research paper proving that plastic bottle completely decays in 500 years
apply for nobel
bang some models
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When you live forever it is not the same as ... because ...:
spiritual eternity becaus eyou will never meet god
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When you live forever it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
being god, bacaus you will live forever
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When you live forever your "mortal enemies" are:
time travelers, creating paradoxes
no one ypou will never die idiot!
mr. boredom
super boring man that live forever and folow you till hel
hell*
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These sites will help you when you live forever:
rehab_for_druggies.org
www.methuselahfoundation.org/
redtube.com
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You know it's the last time you live forever when:
the time ends
you run out of drugs
you ran out of time
when you see the pearly gates
the world ends
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When you live forever and fail it's probably because:
the universe collapsed
you overdoesd on drugs
you died
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What would be different in the idea (you live forever) if you had a million dollars:
you will run out because a forever is greater than a millionj
you will become richer than bill gates with your work and your 1 million dollars
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If you live forever it's probably because:
you lived until 2045 (the singularity)
god dont like you
you are on drugzzzzz
you have a bad memory and forget to die
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