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If you live forever for the first time, you really should:
  • take some pictures and store them for later   
  • lay off the drugs cuz you dont want to live forever a second time   
  • lay off the drugs   
  • pcp!!!!   
  • kill the humanity   
If you live forever you should always:
  • take notes of what has already happened   
  • move from place to place so that people won't recognize you as too old   
  • drink, gamble and hump   
  • find a edward cullen lol unless your a guy then thats weird and your a homo   
  • kill them , even if you go to jail forever it will be so cool , you will se the end of earth   
If you live forever you should never:
  • brag about it to govt officials   
  • tell anybody   
  • cross the street without looking   
  • go to jail and get an forever thingy that i dont know the name   
If you live forever you might like this about it:
  • you have great chances at becoming a millionaire   
  • you can never fear death   
  • you can bang as many girls as you dang well please   
  • you can call god an asshole becaus he cant kill you lol   
If you live forever you won't be happy to know that:
  • pretty much everyone you know will be dead   
  • life in prison will never ever end   
  • your grandchildren won't be interested much to hear the stories about the dawn of linux   
  • that girls dont bang 1000 year old guys   
  • that you will become scientist lab rat hahahahah   
If you live forever then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • eating dragon meat   
  • living and being in power   
  • punching charlie sheen   
  • fighting world evil and black wizards   
If you want to really live forever you should have those things:
  • a super-duper-equal-opportunity emplyer   
  • kill yourself   
  • belive in god for the real eternity   
  • lima   
  • an endless supply of money... to entertain your never ending life   
  • suppa duppa truppa luck   
If you live forever and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • collect many stamps   
  • kill someone of try suicide everyday   
  • conduct 700 years long experiment to write a scientific research paper proving that plastic bottle completely decays in 500 years   
  • apply for nobel   
  • bang some models   
When you live forever it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • spiritual eternity becaus eyou will never meet god   
When you live forever it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
  • being god, bacaus you will live forever   
When you live forever your "mortal enemies" are:
  • time travelers, creating paradoxes   
  • no one ypou will never die idiot!   
  • mr. boredom   
  • super boring man that live forever and folow you till hel   
  • hell*   
These sites will help you when you live forever:
  • rehab_for_druggies.org   
  • www.methuselahfoundation.org/   
  • redtube.com   
You know it's the last time you live forever when:
  • the time ends   
  • you run out of drugs   
  • you ran out of time   
  • when you see the pearly gates   
  • the world ends   
When you live forever and fail it's probably because:
  • the universe collapsed   
  • you overdoesd on drugs   
  • you died   
What would be different in the idea (you live forever) if you had a million dollars:
  • you will run out because a forever is greater than a millionj   
  • you will become richer than bill gates with your work and your 1 million dollars   
If you live forever it's probably because:
  • you lived until 2045 (the singularity)   
  • god dont like you   
  • you are on drugzzzzz   
  • you have a bad memory and forget to die   


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