If you live in death county you might like this about it:
there is no "country" allowed in death "county"
there isn't much traffic
death county girls are the sluttiest
theres room in the cemetary
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If you live in death county you won't be happy to know that:
there is always a boil water order
theres no way out
the music is always turned all the way up
taxes are paid in the blood of infants
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If you live in death county then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
hell
the zombie apocalypse
anti-disneyland
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If you want to really live in death county you should have those things:
sunscreen
latge weapons
large threshold for pain
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If you live in death county and you want to push the limits, try to:
eat the cactus fruit
sleep in the graveyard
survive one night in the county jail
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When you live in death county it is not the same as ... because ...:
space truckin because... or is it?
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When you live in death county it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
nothing...nothing is the same
burning alive down the razor blade slip and slide
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When you live in death county your "mortal enemies" are:
life county residents
the m.i.b
organized religions
kittens
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These sites will help you when you live in death county:
there is internet in death county??
sites like the acid pits
death canyon
d.c. hospital
help desk
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You know it's the last time you live in death county when:
you die in death county
something bigger and badder eats you
your pulled inside your bathroom mirror
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When you live in death county and fail it's probably because:
you're only human
you brought your celine dion cds
anything pink
youre a singer
the head of your bass is up the ass of a troll
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What would be different in the idea (you live in death county) if you had a million dollars:
air conditioning
hookers
waving fields of the good stuff
better hookers
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If you live in death county it's probably because:
your brain is btoken
broken rather
you got booted from life county for listening to music that was too heavy
you were kicked out of elsewhere
youre chuck norris kind of brave
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