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If you need an excuse not to go for the first time, you really should:
  • say youre depressed and need time to think about some things   
  • say your sick   
  • you need to go help someone   
  • go to the top of the stairs stumbled down and scream that you have hit your head   
  • say ure sick   
  • jump into a bush and say you got run over   
  • injured yourself   
  • beg   
  • not talk to anyone   
  • 7am and i go back to sleep   
  • pretend that you have an appointment and go to the bar   
  • i took a big shit in my moms mouth shes all filled up now   
  • start with whining that you don't want to go   
  • fag   
  • fck someone and say it hurt   
  • collapes in the street   
  • say that it doesn't fit your walk of life   
  • say i am tired and shut your door and go to sleep as long as you can even if you are not tired   
  • say ure pregnant   
  • sleep   
  • pretend to have money problems   
  • fant   
  • go get your oil changed   
  • go to sleep   
If you need an excuse not to go you should always:
  • to make urself look sick   
  • say you are bussy   
  • wat is yalls problems with dildos...realy   
  • kill jews   
  • ghb   
  • cycle roids   
  • dildo in the ass   
  • wtf is this shit   
  • that black attack   
  • never ever say u want her to sallow   
  • roll a fat joint   
  • eat yourself   
  • paint urself green   
  • mohammed   
  • never bring a dildo,   
  • punch yourself in the face   
  • look for retreat ways, just in case you have to go even for some time   
  • bring a dildo   
  • use the dildo on you milf mom   
  • dildo   
  • dildo's big black ones   
If you need an excuse not to go you should never:
  • go to suggestan.com   
  • say ur busy   
  • smoke all your weed   
  • smoke   
  • eat hash brownies   
  • lick pissy   
  • k   
  • g   
  • g   
  • g   
  • g   
  • g   
  • g   
  • g   
  • t   
  • d   
  • d   
  • d   
  • e   
  • d   
  • mention the snake peaking through the back door   
  • leave your home without cyllinder of oxygen and oxygen mask   
  • dont jerk off   
  • not drink so much   
  • masturbate   
  • shout "i've gotta think of a lie.. fast!!"   
  • lick your armpit   
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If you need an excuse not to go you might like this about it:
  • i think i have herpes   
  • there's a lot of creative ways to do it   
  • i eat my pee pee   
  • i am a cat   
  • fishing   
If you need an excuse not to go you won't be happy to know that:
  • at some point this will come and bite you in the arse   
  • they know you life   
  • they know you lie   
  • chips are furry   
  • the more creative the way to excuse, the less convincing   
If you need an excuse not to go then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • excuses for school   
  • excuses not to work   
  • killling jews   
  • robby ist en popo   
  • isessaso   
  • jezta   
  • excuses for elementary   
  • excuses to watch football with beer   
If you want to really need an excuse not to go you should have those things:
  • guts   
  • balls   
  • weed   
  • booze   
  • t   
If you need an excuse not to go and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • accidently glue yourself to the floor   
  • break a leg   
  • draw a white circle around you with chalk and tell that you cannot leave it   
  • set fire to the house   
  • pretend to have diarrhea   
  • take a fire extinguisher of larger sizes, just in case especially if this 'going' is inevitable   
  • shoot yourself in the kidney   
  • pop your tires   
When you need an excuse not to go it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • killing homeless people   
  • because killing homeless people is fun and easy   
When you need an excuse not to go it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
  • masturbating   
  • because you end up on a computer   
When you need an excuse not to go your "mortal enemies" are:
  • ur mom   
  • persistent opponent   
  • getting a pap smear   
  • flying mops   
  • ur mom   
  • chewbaca   
  • mother-in-law   
  • aids   
These sites will help you when you need an excuse not to go:
You know it's the last time you need an excuse not to go when:
  • titties fall from the sky   
  • it's the end of the world   
  • face   
When you need an excuse not to go and fail it's probably because:
  • you are told the kids there have many new toys   
What would be different in the idea (you need an excuse not to go) if you had a million dollars:
  • along with all of the people doing this same shit right now   
  • eat shit and di3e   
  • i'm rich i can do the fuk i want   
If you need an excuse not to go it's probably because:
  • the road there is a green mile   
  • there's bratty children there   
  • want to play 360 instead   
  • you panic   
  • chinese people too   
  • chewbaca is gonna be waiting   
  • it's over 9000   
  • the football is on   
  • the avengers called and they want their dildos back   
  • when you arrive there - there's gonna be your mother-in-law   


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