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If you owe money for the first time, you really should:
  • move out of town   
  • consider paying some back   
  • get another job   
  • rob a bank   
  • open another credit card and transfer the balance   
If you owe money you should always:
  • keep your receipts for payments   tokusama
If you owe money you should never:
  • give it bacl   
  • be found by the people you owe money too   
  • answer the phone   
If you owe money you might like this about it:
  • you're guaranteed to have at least *one* person who cares if you live or die   tokusama
  • as long as you owe them they'll never go broke   
If you owe money you won't be happy to know that:
  • they will hound you worse than your little brother until its paid   
If you owe money then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • like running, hiding   
If you want to really owe money you should have those things:
If you owe money and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • charge each annoying notification with a satisfactory fee   
  • change your name and country of residence   
  • take another credit to cover the first one - the same thing that bankers did last 20 years   
  • fake your own death   tokusama
When you owe money it is not the same as ... because ...:
When you owe money it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
When you owe money your "mortal enemies" are:
  • the mob   
These sites will help you when you owe money:
  • free credit repair/debt elimination guide: www.creditinfocenter.com/repai r/repair.shtml   
  • creditkarma.com   
You know it's the last time you owe money when:
  • your shoes are being filled with cement   
When you owe money and fail it's probably because:
  • you took good advice from polonius   tokusama
  • you receive a couple of billions from your government   
What would be different in the idea (you owe money) if you had a million dollars:
  • you'd likely be able to pay it back very quickly   tokusama
  • you would have loaned so much money you'll never be able to pay it back   drRoflol
  • you owe money and have successfully robbed a bank, congrats   
If you owe money it's probably because:
  • damn credit cards   


Never ceases to amaze me how you found it:

  • If you owe money in one country, does it affect in you another
  • How do i know if owe money
  • How do i find out if i owe money


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