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Old/abandoned: TheRarestWords (TcCrnch).
Hi, I'm Slava V. and I develop those projects in free time. rarestwords@mail.ru

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If you own the piano for the first time, you really should:
  • put on glasses, pretend to be john lennon, and imagine the world living as one   
  • play it like your neighbour is a psychotic killer   
If you own the piano you should always:
If you own the piano you should never:
  • put things without coasters on top of it   
If you own the piano you might like this about it:
  • you can learn mad skillz to attract the ladies   
If you own the piano you won't be happy to know that:
  • it takes time to learn to play it well   
  • you will never look as awesome as ray charles playing it   
If you own the piano then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • lounge singers   
If you want to really own the piano you should have those things:
  • talent   
  • a long attention span and endless amounts of hostess cupcakes   
If you own the piano and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • obtain an opera singer too   
  • take it with you when going on a vacation   
When you own the piano it is not the same as ... because ...:
When you own the piano it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
  • begging on the corner for change......neither will get you anywhere in the world   
When you own the piano your "mortal enemies" are:
  • your neighbors   
  • kayne west   
These sites will help you when you own the piano:
You know it's the last time you own the piano when:
  • you're listening to your kid practicing it while you have a hangover   
When you own the piano and fail it's probably because:
  • you have stumpy fingers and adhd   
What would be different in the idea (you own the piano) if you had a million dollars:
If you own the piano it's probably because:
  • someone in your family can play it   
  • it magically appeared in your living room   
  • you had to fill that empty corner with something that could go to your blog   


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